Guys: A question on oral sex

[CSpenceFLY 1]

Thought we were gonna see you get banned.

[skymama 35]

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no doubt - I could use a new sig line.
No offense to those who cannot by any means.

Having Trophyhusband quote my comment about his scrotum in his sig line is enough. I am not going to entertain you with talking about pubes and penile piercings...today.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[wmw999 2,121]

Sounds like the new sigline right there:

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pubes and penile piercings...today

Wendy W.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[skymama 35]

You're supposed to be on MY side!

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[JohnnyD 0]

70's porn bush FTW!
Jungle that shit up ladies.

[d_squared431 0]

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You're supposed to be on MY side!

You are just so quoteable..

TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

[LisaH 0]

Waht's so good about making love with twenty nine year olds?

There's...uh.......no, I'm not gonna say it.
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C'mon, say it.

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[Beerlight 0]

Give me a landing strip and I'll shoot the approach.....! More than that, and I'll pull the gear up and fly the published missed.

[Skydave103 0]

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I thought pig tails were the handles.

I have seen ALOT of women with out pigtails, have yet to see a woman without ears!!
Never had her scream I was pulling her ears too hard. But yes to the pigtails

well.............. maybe she was screaming it just sounded all garbled.

LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

[sunshine 2]

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I thought pig tails were the handles. [Wink]
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I have seen ALOT of women with out pigtails, have yet to see a woman without ears!!
Never had her scream I was pulling her ears too hard. But yes to the pigtails

Skip pulling the ears or pigtails. Girls love it when you grab the back of the head and just shove your cock all the way down the throat. It's a huge turn-on.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[Squeak 17]

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Skip pulling the ears or pigtails. Girls love it when you grab the back of the head and just shove your cock all the way down the throat. It's a huge turn-on.

you're an evil woman

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[poe62 0]

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If I take the time to keep the whoha clean and smooth then who ever I am dating should do some clean up as well....

Unruly hair around my tongue ring is EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

~Nikki
http://www.facebook.com/poe62

Irgity Dirgity

[dynamicedge 0]

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Waht's so good about making love with twenty nine year olds?

There's...uh.......no, I'm not gonna say it.
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C'mon, say it.

There's twenty of them!! There I said it.

[The_Don 0]

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Waht's so good about making love with twenty nine year olds?

There's...uh.......no, I'm not gonna say it.
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C'mon, say it.

There's twenty of them!! There I said it.

Bye Bye!

I am NOT being loud.
I'm being enthusiastic!

[normiss 622]

You can get banned for saying a number?

[The_Don 0]

Read the rules.

I doubt he wont get at least a hard slap.

I am NOT being loud.
I'm being enthusiastic!

[CSpenceFLY 1]

Someone might get a warning. But then again, who really knows.

[normiss 622]

I hereby refute your rules and substitute my own.


Will Her Hotness perform said "slapping"???

[dynamicedge 0]

Would it be better if I added a question mark behind my exclamation marks with a shocked smiley ? This shit is entrapment!

[The_Don 0]

Just telling you what I've seen & been warned about.

I am NOT being loud.
I'm being enthusiastic!

[dynamicedge 0]

Well if it comes down to it, I'll say my goodbyes now. Hope to see you all in the skies someday. Keep it outta yer bum.

Blue Ones

[normiss 622]

Thanks for the positive advice!


'sides, you didn't really post anything offense...more like you just asked a question!

[The_Don 0]

Fair enough, Blues to you .

I am NOT being loud.
I'm being enthusiastic!

[galvar2439 0]

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Waxing is your friend and it really isnt that bad.

I enjoy the 'pain' of getting waxed. I mean it hurts when the strip first gets ripped off, but after like a milli-second it's a nice warm/tingly happy feeling for me. I'm a sick fuck, but we all knew that already.
Oh, and i also remove the hair for myself, i don't care what 'my guy or gal' likes...i don't like the hair so it's gotta go!!

How you doin?

So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend!

Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

[drae 0]

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I can think of two women over the years that really scarred me once the panties came off. The first one was a Kindergarten Teacher I met at Bar in Wyoming. Ended up going back to my Hotel and everything was great, Pretty woman, Well educated, Very nice.. Things got interesting and then I saw the yetti Monster between her legs. I had no idea that the hair grew so far out.. I mean all the way to her Hip Bones. Totally freaked me out. I immediately faked (Well not completely) being sick and called her a cab.

The other was very pretty girl that I still see every once in a while.. Same thing.. Al Natural. I think I told her something like We cant go any further because it would hurt our friendship or some such bullshit like that. I think of her as "Big Hairy Bush" every time I see her and cringe a little. I do always want to ask if she every discovered a razor.

Nothing at all wrong with a Happy Trail, Landing Strip, Runway or other neatly groomed patch but ladies.. Keep the undercarriage clear of Brush. If I need a machete and a headlamp to find the right area, I aint going in at all. No where near it.

Big Hairy Bush is Scary!!

J
I have not laughed so hard in a very long time!! You and Billy Vance are such great storytellers!!
I sure miss seeing you!!