Coreece 190 #51 January 13, 2009 QuoteFuckin' relax man. It's a running thing between me and her. soooary....perhaps you should take her up on that challenge....maybe she'll cry out your name. peaceYour secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #52 January 13, 2009 Quote Quote Fuckin' relax man. It's a running thing between me and her. soooary....perhaps you should take her up on that challenge....maybe she'll cry out your name. peace i doubt she wants a 2 pump chuck....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #53 January 13, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Fuckin' relax man. It's a running thing between me and her. soooary....perhaps you should take her up on that challenge....maybe she'll cry out your name. peace i doubt she wants a 2 pump chuck.... Cougars play with their prey for HOURSSSSSSSSS before we really pounce! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #54 January 13, 2009 Quote Fuckin' relax man. It's a running thing between me and her. Yeah, but we didn't mention video in this thread. I love Skittles!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #55 January 13, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Fuckin' relax man. It's a running thing between me and her. soooary....perhaps you should take her up on that challenge....maybe she'll cry out your name. peace i doubt she wants a 2 pump chuck.... Cougars play with their prey for HOURSSSSSSSSS before we really pounce! +1 round goes to McSwervy (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #56 January 13, 2009 Cougars play with their prey for HOURSSSSSSSSS before we really pounce! Play with their prey or PRAY with their play...as in saying Grace?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #57 January 13, 2009 Quote Cougars play with their prey for HOURSSSSSSSSS before we really pounce! Play with their prey or PRAY with their play...as in saying Grace?!Dear Lord: Thank you for this luscious little tadpole which I am about to devour. Love - LuckyAlways be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #58 January 13, 2009 Quote Cougars play with their prey for HOURSSSSSSSSS before we really pounce! Play with their prey or PRAY with their play...as in saying Grace?!Dear Lord: Thank you for this luscious little tadpole which I am about to devour. Love - LuckyTPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #59 January 13, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Fuckin' relax man. It's a running thing between me and her. soooary....perhaps you should take her up on that challenge....maybe she'll cry out your name. peace i doubt she wants a 2 pump chuck.... Cougars play with their prey for HOURSSSSSSSSS before we really pounce! Do you really believe its my first time at the rodeo, ladies? 18 or 45 every girl walks away leaves extremely happy. I may be terrible at most things in life but that ain't one of 'em. edited to add: even if skydiving is one of those things. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #60 January 13, 2009 Quote Dear Lord: Thank you for this luscious little tadpole which I am about to devour. Love - Lucky EDITED because.... because.... I'd get busted! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #61 January 13, 2009 Quote Quote Dear Lord: Thank you for this luscious little tadpole which I am about to devour. Love - Lucky I'd say I'm medium pimpin'. I should have gotten that shirt. I think it's discontinued now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #62 January 13, 2009 Quote Do you really believe its my first time at the rodeo, ladies? 18 or 45 every girl walks away leaves extremely happy. I may be terrible at most things in life but that ain't one of 'em. edited to add: even if skydiving is one of those things. Oh come on, Skittles! What's the oldest chick you've ever nailed?Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #63 January 13, 2009 Quote Quote Do you really believe its my first time at the rodeo, ladies? 18 or 45 every girl walks away leaves extremely happy. I may be terrible at most things in life but that ain't one of 'em. edited to add: even if skydiving is one of those things. Oh come on, Skittles! What's the oldest chick you've ever nailed? 29. Sorry if I'm not bringing my A game to the forums today. It's not one of my better days. Edit: I'm now returning this thread to its regularly scheduled programming. Mainly cause these pills are gonna put me to sleep soon. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #64 January 13, 2009 Quote Oh come on, Skittles! What's the oldest chick you've ever nailed? 29. Sorry if I'm not bringing my A game to the forums today. It's not one of my better days. Don't apologize. You're doped up. No worries!! But only 29??? Hell, I'm old enough to be your mother!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #65 January 13, 2009 Quote Quote Oh come on, Skittles! What's the oldest chick you've ever nailed? 29. Sorry if I'm not bringing my A game to the forums today. It's not one of my better days. Don't apologize. You're doped up. No worries!! But only 29??? Hell, I'm old enough to be your mother!! TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SimonBones 1 #66 January 13, 2009 When I was a bit younger the older gals would always feed me with the same lines and flirtatious challenges you give Skittles. I never showed all my cards. I eventually got my way and still kept my cards to myself. Whenever some truth to my numbers did come out they always called me a dirty dirty whore. They're not wrong Even though the older girls were smarter, they were always easier. Oh and women cry after sex because they're an emotional wreck. It's sooo annoying. 108 way head down world record!!! http://www.simonbones.com Hit me up on Facebook Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,341 #67 January 13, 2009 Quote Quote Cougars play with their prey for HOURSSSSSSSSS before we really pounce! Play with their prey or PRAY with their play...as in saying Grace?! Dear Lord: Thank you for this luscious little tadpole which I am about to devour. Love - Lucky I do believe round 2 goes to Lucky also. Sorry Donny, but you are way out of your league."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #68 January 13, 2009 Quote Because I never listen to their instructions on where their fucking G spot is. Am I the first person to catch this? Billy did you say you never listen? ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #69 January 13, 2009 Quote 18 or 45 every girl walks away leaves extremely happy. (Picking on the broken sleeping guy) Now it's starting to make sense. He only goes after women who can't walk. The ol' they can't run away play. Careful, some can move pretty fast in their wheelchairs and rascal scooters. Better hide the batteries. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #70 January 13, 2009 Quote Quote Because I never listen to their instructions on where their fucking G spot is. Am I the first person to catch this? Billy did you say you never listen? How did we all miss that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #71 January 13, 2009 Quote Quote Cougars play with their prey for HOURSSSSSSSSS before we really pounce! Play with their prey or PRAY with their play...as in saying Grace?! Dear Lord: Thank you for this luscious little tadpole which I am about to devour. Love - Lucky Do cougars wash their food like raccoons do? Can definitely see the purpose for the hot tub if so. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #72 January 13, 2009 Quote>Because I never listen to their instructions on where their fucking G spot is. >Am I the first person to catch this? Billy did you say you never listen? lol, i saw that too....he's pretty funny for a guy who's hard of hearing...Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #73 January 13, 2009 Depending on the scenario: In a relationship, it was wonderful and she is so in love....she cries. It was a one night stand and she's an emotional clingon and knows it will never happen again but wants it to....she cries. Relationship or not, if the sex was bad... she cries.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #74 January 13, 2009 Quote Quote 18 or 45 every girl walks away leaves extremely happy. (Picking on the broken sleeping guy) Now it's starting to make sense. He only goes after women who can't walk. The ol' they can't run away play. Careful, some can move pretty fast in their wheelchairs and rascal scooters. Better hide the batteries. I was gonna say limps but that wouldn't be right either. I was referring to that funny walk that women do when they get ridden too hard. I don't think there is a name for it. [shrugs] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #75 January 13, 2009 The " I have been well done" STRUT I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites