happythoughts 0 #76 January 13, 2009 Rick wouldn't make a woman cry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #77 January 13, 2009 Quote Quote And if anyone's crying for their mommy after sex it is the tadpoles who can't handle a chick who is older and more experienced. You only wish. That almost sounds like a challenge to me. for some reason i dont think you can hand mcswervy even if she gave you the time,day, location....Deedy, that's because I'm "Cougarific" and I could tear that tadpole ass up !! Bondage.... !Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #78 January 13, 2009 Quote The " I have been well done" STRUT oh, so thats what its called. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #79 January 13, 2009 I do not know what happens to other ladies, but I glow with happiness and practically walk at a run, and breathe deeply " I FEEL GOOD, I KNEW THAT I WOULD, I FEEL NICE- LIKE SUGAR AND SPICE-SO GOOD-SO NICE- I GOT YOUUUUUUUUU! WOW "-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #80 January 13, 2009 Quote I do not know what happens to other ladies, but I glow with happiness and practically walk at a run, and breathe deeply " I FEEL GOOD, I KNEW THAT I WOULD, I FEEL NICE- LIKE SUGAR AND SPICE-SO GOOD-SO NICE- I GOT YOUUUUUUUUU! WOW "-Caress A woman I know calls that the FFL (fresh-fucked look). -Clothes a little ruffled. -Hair that has recently been combed, but not in front of a mirror. -Skin slightly redder. -Smiling a lot for no reason. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #81 January 13, 2009 Quote When I was a bit younger the older gals would always feed me with the same lines and flirtatious challenges you give Skittles. I never showed all my cards. I eventually got my way and still kept my cards to myself. Whenever some truth to my numbers did come out they always called me a dirty dirty whore. They're not wrong Even though the older girls were smarter, they were always easier. Oh and women cry after sex because they're an emotional wreck. It's sooo annoying. So, how YOU doin'? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #82 January 13, 2009 So then it would be the FFW? Fresh Fucked Walk. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #83 January 13, 2009 Quote Dear Lord: Thank you for this luscious little tadpole which I am about to devour. Love - Lucky Do cougars wash their food like raccoons do? Can definitely see the purpose for the hot tub if so. Hmmmmm.... I think you're on to something. Are you saying its just my cougarific animal instinct to drink some wine and play in the jacuzzi first? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #84 January 13, 2009 Quote Quote I do not know what happens to other ladies, but I glow with happiness and practically walk at a run, and breathe deeply " I FEEL GOOD, I KNEW THAT I WOULD, I FEEL NICE- LIKE SUGAR AND SPICE-SO GOOD-SO NICE- I GOT YOUUUUUUUUU! WOW "-Caress A woman I know calls that the FFL (fresh-fucked look). -Clothes a little ruffled. -Hair that has recently been combed, but not in front of a mirror. -Skin slightly redder. -Smiling a lot for no reason. Never heard of the FFL. I have heared it called the JBF look.TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #85 January 14, 2009 Quote Never heard of the FFL. I have heared it called the JBF look. And when you stay the night at a dude's house, then stop somewhere on the way back to your house the next morning (like meeting one of your girlfriends you ditched the night before for breakfast and then giving all the sordid details of the dude you hooked up with), you're called a "Dirty Stay Out". Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chiquita24 0 #86 January 14, 2009 Quote Depending on the scenario: In a relationship, it was wonderful and she is so in love....she cries. It was a one night stand and she's an emotional cling on and knows it will never happen again but wants it to....she cries. Relationship or not, if the sex was bad... she cries. I have to agree it depends on the scenario. Although I'm not one to cry after sex.. She feels guilty-cries loves him-cries hates him but did it anyway-cries he's too big/small-cries And regardless of crying, if you think any of that shit you see in the pornos actually REALLY feels good, you got something to learn. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #87 January 14, 2009 Quote Quote Never heard of the FFL. I have heared it called the JBF look. And when you stay the night at a dude's house, then stop somewhere on the way back to your house the next morning (like meeting one of your girlfriends you ditched the night before for breakfast and then giving all the sordid details of the dude you hooked up with), you're called a "Dirty Stay Out". A new phrase ..."dirty stay out" TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #88 January 14, 2009 Quote And regardless of crying, if you think any of that shit you see in the pornos actually REALLY feels good, you got something to learn. Women don't enjoy DVDA? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #89 January 14, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Never heard of the FFL. I have heared it called the JBF look. And when you stay the night at a dude's house, then stop somewhere on the way back to your house the next morning (like meeting one of your girlfriends you ditched the night before for breakfast and then giving all the sordid details of the dude you hooked up with), you're called a "Dirty Stay Out". A new phrase ..."dirty stay out" Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #90 January 14, 2009 Quote Women don't enjoy DVDA? What does that one mean?Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #91 January 14, 2009 Quote Quote Women don't enjoy DVDA? What does that one mean? (Singing) I stumped the cougar. I stumped the cougar. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #92 January 14, 2009 What does that one mean? (Singing) I stumped the cougar. I stumped the cougar. OMG -- I just Googled "DVDA porn". This is what I got: DVDA: Double Vaginal Double Anal OUCH!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #93 January 14, 2009 Quote Quote And regardless of crying, if you think any of that shit you see in the pornos actually REALLY feels good, you got something to learn. Women don't enjoy DVDA? You're one dirty son of a bitch. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #94 January 14, 2009 Quote Quote Quote And regardless of crying, if you think any of that shit you see in the pornos actually REALLY feels good, you got something to learn. Women don't enjoy DVDA? You're one dirty son of a bitch. Pot... meet kettle. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #95 January 14, 2009 Quote Quote Never heard of the FFL. I have heared it called the JBF look. And when you stay the night at a dude's house, then stop somewhere on the way back to your house the next morning (like meeting one of your girlfriends you ditched the night before for breakfast and then giving all the sordid details of the dude you hooked up with), you're called a "Dirty Stay Out". At one point, I attended a private college with a (reputed) 30% membership in one religion. After 12, the girls dorm doors were locked. After that time, first-semester girls had to sign in at the front desk. (If their grades slid, the parents got the sign-in sheet as part of a report.) It was a great selling point. "We won't be able to get you back to the dorm before 12. We can stay out all night." The doors opened at 8. Then would come the "10am group" strolling back and looking worn out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chiquita24 0 #96 January 14, 2009 Quote What does that one mean? (Singing) I stumped the cougar. I stumped the cougar. OMG -- I just Googled "DVDA porn". This is what I got: DVDA: Double Vaginal Double Anal OUCH!! I had no idea what the fuck that meant either, but I just don't see how that could possibly feel good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #97 January 14, 2009 Thank SouthPark for the knowledge. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DVDA_(band) Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #98 January 14, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote And regardless of crying, if you think any of that shit you see in the pornos actually REALLY feels good, you got something to learn. Women don't enjoy DVDA? You're one dirty son of a bitch. Pot... meet kettle. I never said I'm not. I just said he is. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #99 January 14, 2009 That SOB wanted me to do a DVDA the other PM! I would have been a very DSO. WTF? MF cocksucker that I am, I blew his head off with a great BJ instead!-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #100 January 14, 2009 Quote What does that one mean? (Singing) I stumped the cougar. I stumped the cougar. OMG -- I just Googled "DVDA porn". This is what I got: DVDA: Double Vaginal Double Anal OUCH!! I had no idea what the fuck that meant either, but I just don't see how that could possibly feel good.No thanks. Reminds me of being out with friends the other night and the guys were all doing "the shocker" thing, then showing other variations of "the shocker". I can't remember the other ones in between "the shocker" to "THE SHOW STOPPER". WTF?? But..... when this someone did "the show stopper", I thought to myself, "If he tried that one on me I'd probably kick his ass". Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
