d_squared431 0 #1 May 15, 2009 What do you need to be rubbed? My knee cause it if killing me........TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iambeav2 0 #2 May 15, 2009 Quote What do you need to be rubbed? My head...hangovers suck!! My knee cause it if killing me........ Rub...my head...hangovers suck...and so does dz dot com this morning!!! Have to post with my blackberry right now!...it's not the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until it's gone...it's the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until someone appreciates it for you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #3 May 15, 2009 My ego. I'll go under your desk and rub your knee. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #4 May 15, 2009 Big mushroom with oil this weekend- What?It's a portabella that needs to be rubbed with olive oil garlic and herbs then grilled for the BBQ. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Will_Evo 0 #5 May 15, 2009 Back "the funny thing about my back is that it is located on my cock"-Evo Zoo Crew Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #6 May 15, 2009 Back / shoulders.. They're *killing* me But I would settle for someone willing to brush my hair.. I always find that extremely stress-relieving (unless the person is yanking on the brush!!!) "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #7 May 15, 2009 Nataly I think you have a long list of volunteers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #8 May 15, 2009 feet. feet are fucking disgusting, but a foot rub feels so good. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #9 May 15, 2009 Quote Nataly I think you have a long list of volunteers. For brushing my hair or rubbing me? "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #10 May 15, 2009 >But I would settle for someone willing to brush my hair.. I always find that extremely stress-relieving yeah um- could you say that with a British accent please Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #11 May 15, 2009 My little rubber duckie (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #12 May 15, 2009 Quote >But I would settle for someone willing to brush my hair.. I always find that extremely stress-relieving yeah um- could you say that with a British accent please Eye wuld sttle fohr suhmeone too brush my haar. "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #13 May 15, 2009 >Eye wuld sttle fohr suhmeone too brush my haar.OK wait- Thats working for me.......and my mushroomwhere's that dang oil at?Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #14 May 15, 2009 Quote My little rubber duckie this one!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #15 May 15, 2009 Quote Quote My little rubber duckie this one!? Unfortunately, what they *don't* tell you is that it's like twice the size of a normal rubber-ducky and it doesn't fool anyone!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #16 May 15, 2009 I need to be rubbed the wrong way. Off to Speaker's Corner. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #17 May 15, 2009 Quote Quote Quote My little rubber duckie this one!? Unfortunately, what they *don't* tell you is that it's like twice the size of a normal rubber-ducky and it doesn't fool anyone!! but its still cool, and oh-so-innocent.. like me! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #18 May 15, 2009 My shoulders and feet, please. A good foot rub makes me drool. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #19 May 15, 2009 Quote My shoulders and feet, please. A good foot rub makes me drool. Mmm.. Then you turn over and say.. Could you rub the udder one? "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #20 May 15, 2009 Quote My shoulders and feet, please. A good foot rub makes me drool. Those are my favorite too.....I need someone to rub me in those spots... and other spot/areas....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #21 May 15, 2009 Oh man!! You bring this up when I'm sooooo jonesing for human touch!! Let's see: - My head. Rub my head/play with my hair and pull it a little, AMAZING. - My feet. I get the impersonal massage from the knees down when I get my pedicures. Just not the same... - My back. Rub my back and I'll love you forever. I'm like a cat! - The tops/inside of my thighs. All of these are best/most appreciated if I'm already chilled out and sitting in the jacuzzi. Maximum effectiveness. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #22 May 15, 2009 I'll be over. And yes I'm bringing my lawn mower sheesh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chiquita24 0 #23 May 15, 2009 mmm I could say something different, but I think I'll stick to my back cuz it's killing me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #24 May 15, 2009 Quote I'll be over. And yes I'm bringing my lawn mower sheesh. Don't forget the weedwacker and edger. I'm a lawn perfectionist. And make it look like a baseball field. Please. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #25 May 15, 2009 I don't do diagonal lines in lawns or any other yuppie plaid designs. And if i find one golf ball, I'm shooting it through your crazy neighbor's window. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
