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I read a thing about the several stages of being drunk.

I remember it as the 4 stages of Tequila.

1- I'm rich

2 - I'm good looking.

3- I'm bulletproof.

4 - I'm invisible.

Me, I guess I'm the typical humorous, huggy, goofball drunk. I usually get a little tired and sleep it off early. :D


One tequila - Two tequila - Three Tequila - Floor:ph34r:


Not me ... tequila is my alcohol of choice. The most "injury" I got from it is losing most of my clothes :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r: ...

O


I make a pretty mean margarita.

Just add a little Chambord if you feel girly.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I read a thing about the several stages of being drunk.

I remember it as the 4 stages of Tequila.

1- I'm rich

2 - I'm good looking.

3- I'm bulletproof.

4 - I'm invisible.

Me, I guess I'm the typical humorous, huggy, goofball drunk. I usually get a little tired and sleep it off early. :D


One tequila - Two tequila - Three Tequila - Floor:ph34r:


Not me ... tequila is my alcohol of choice. The most "injury" I got from it is losing most of my clothes :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r: ...

O


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqv-2emERFw

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Not me ... tequila is my alcohol of choice. The most "injury" I got from it is losing most of my clothes :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r: ...

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I can hear the sound of DZ tequila sales going through the roof right now.;)


All DZs I've been at have nothing other than beer ... but I always bring my own. (Tequila ... )

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Happy and Flirty drunk...unless I am drinking Jack Daniels...then I can get a little fiesty :)



Were you drinking Jack and playing cards when we met?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Happy and Flirty drunk...unless I am drinking Jack Daniels...then I can get a little fiesty :)



Were you drinking Jack and playing cards when we met?


Yes!! Jack was my drink of choice back then. ;)


I can concurr on feistyness - The girl is a ball of energy.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Happy and Flirty drunk...unless I am drinking Jack Daniels...then I can get a little fiesty :)



Were you drinking Jack and playing cards when we met?


Yes!! Jack was my drink of choice back then. ;)


I can concurr on feistyness - The girl is a ball of energy.


Why thank you! ;):P
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If I knew what kind I REALLY was, then I wouldn't be REALLY drunk now, would I?? :P

Wouldn't this question be better answered by others who've seen me drunk?

[Assumes the position and awaits the first lash of the whip.]

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hmmm.... :)
Vodka makes me happy
Tequila makes me happy
Beer makes me happy
Wine makes me happy
most everything makes me happy....

but my oh my, I am NEVER EVER allowed to go near Duck farts again... I was a down right mean drunk! (oh and it makes me forget how mean I was too)

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