amstalder 0 #26 July 29, 2009 Quote In the glove box of the car. In the glove box of her car. You keep them in your CAR?! What do you want it to break? Or does it just not get hot where you live? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NealFitz 0 #27 July 29, 2009 both should carry however if its just drunken one night stand sex, the machines in the nightclubs are always in fella's faces so we buy Dudeist Skydiver #170 You do not need a parachute to skydive, you only need one to skydive again Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fyreguy 0 #28 July 29, 2009 I'm picky as hell about my condoms so I always buy my own (though thankfully the girlfriend is on the pill so no more devil's rubber WHOOHOO) However, I always find it a comforting sight to see that shes got her own. It suggests that she's careful and gonna make a guy wear one even if he "forgot" to bring any. I once knew a girl that would offer to fuck bareback and if the guy agreed she kicked him to the curb ;p Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 644 #29 July 29, 2009 Sometimes it could also indicate you are not the sole recipient of her favors. just sayin'... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #30 July 29, 2009 Quote Handy at my place. Handy at her place. In my gear bag. In my overnight bag. In the glove box of the car. In the glove box of her car. In the saddle bag of the bike. In the restroom at the gas station. I mean, you never know when a thunderstorm night bust out over a cliff somewhere. Dude ... you're as crazy about your condoms as I am about my batteries ... O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #31 July 29, 2009 Quote Sometimes it could also indicate you are not the sole recipient of her favors. just sayin'... I was about to say that ... O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 644 #32 July 29, 2009 I'll share if you will.... Toys are fun when shared with friends! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,412 #33 July 29, 2009 Quote Handy at my place. Handy at her place. In my gear bag. In my overnight bag. In the glove box of the car. In the glove box of her car. In the saddle bag of the bike. In the restroom at the gas station. I mean, you never know when a thunderstorm night bust out over a cliff somewhere. Somehow that reminds me of Dr. S. Quote I do! I like them, Sam-I-am! And I would use them in a boat. And I would use them with a goat... And I will use them in the rain. And in the dark. And on a train. And in a car. And in a tree. They are so good, so good, you see! So I will use them in a box. And I will use them with a fox. And I will use them in a house. And I will use them with a mouse. And I will use them here and there. Say! I will use them ANYWHERE! "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 644 #34 July 29, 2009 Of course a boat. No goat. Yes rain. PLEASE WITH THUNDER AND LIGHTNING! No doubt the dark and maybe a train. Many a car and a tree. Very good, very good I see. Most assuredly in a box. Hopefully she is a fox. Many times in a house. I hope to not hear a mouse. Always here and there. I will nail them anywhere! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #35 July 29, 2009 I got divorced after 19 painful years because of want of a condom. Guys who take responsibility for their actions should have them.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #36 July 29, 2009 Quote Maybe I'm just picky, but I usually don't like other people shopping for me. They never get my size or taste quite right. YOU dont like the taste of them!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 8 #37 July 31, 2009 Quote you know you can reuse them, just turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it. Says the guy who spawned "Charlie"! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
denete 2 #38 July 31, 2009 The person who is betting on the condoms being present in the event that sex is going to happen needs to be sure to get the damn condoms. Yes, that might mean that both people show up with condoms...just save them or use them all. I know I would.SCR #14809 "our attitude is the thing most capable of keeping us safe" (look, grab, look, grab, peel, punch, punch, arch) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #39 July 31, 2009 If you don't take an active part in getting contraception, we just have to assume that you want babies. Is there really etiquette connected with this? Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #40 July 31, 2009 Quote If you don't take an active part in getting contraception, we just have to assume that you want babies. Is there really etiquette connected with this? I doubt there is any kind of etiquette ... be damn responsible and carry them, regardless if you're a boy or a girl ... O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NealFitz 0 #41 July 31, 2009 so whens the orgy? Dudeist Skydiver #170 You do not need a parachute to skydive, you only need one to skydive again Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NealFitz 0 #43 July 31, 2009 i meant the dz.com one :) who to have first............ Dudeist Skydiver #170 You do not need a parachute to skydive, you only need one to skydive again Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #44 September 15, 2009 So today I got a new box along with groceries.....since the old box expired a while back I just noticed, yes, the action slowed down to a screeching halt - until recently, must be some kind of planetary alignment, I'll have to check the Mayan calendar...... Anyway it was fun striking up a conversation with the very nubile cute high school cashier girl and watch the reactions as they had to handle the goods, being a salty old dog I don't really give a hyaena's tit what people think anymore so I was hoping for a price check that way everyone in the store would know I was getting laid again- but they held their composure nicely....I have to say. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #45 September 15, 2009 QuoteIf you're prepared to have sex you should be prepared to protect yourself. I'd say both should have 'em available. +1,000! No love glove no love! The world is too dangerous and sadly women seem to be stuck with us dudes bad decisions. Note the thread, I know this belongs to one of you guys. Be safe out there every one, every one should be packing rubbers! If not for you then for a friend!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #46 September 15, 2009 Quote i meant the dz.com one :) who to have first............ Ewwww!! No one here would ever do that!! Seriosuly, I agree with even having them in your gear bag. You just never know... Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #47 September 15, 2009 Quote Quote Quote If you're prepared to have sex you should be prepared to protect yourself. I'd say both should have 'em available. ding ding ding ding ding ........... we have a winner here! If you are a single lady and actively dating, you really should be prepared. We're not just talking about birth control. + 1 I carry them in a couple of sizes … so don’t even try the “doesn’t fit me” line … O I'd suggest ensuring you always err on the side of too small. Few men are likely to respond favorably to, "Oh, sorry, this magnum's too big for you...lemme see if I have a smaller one" Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #48 September 16, 2009 >I agree with even having them in your gear bag. HAHAHHAHAhucking myself out of a plane and having a decent opening is exciting enough for me.......I'm not looking for any additional adventures or malfunctions at the DZ. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #49 September 16, 2009 Quote They never get my size or taste quite right. How do you prefer the condoms to taste?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chiquita24 0 #50 September 16, 2009 QuoteIf you're prepared to have sex you should be prepared to protect yourself. I'd say both should have 'em available. I agree with this also. If I were getting some right now, I'd make sure that I'd have them on hand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
