LisaH 0 #1 November 20, 2009 Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #2 November 20, 2009 OMG when i stop laughing, I'll get back with you.Breathe... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #3 November 20, 2009 "As God is my witness, it's not going to happen again THIS Thanksgiving" - Arthur Carlson. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,412 #4 November 20, 2009 "Keep jumping that chicken!""There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #5 November 20, 2009 Just because we skydive doesn't mean we ain't chicken. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kj126 0 #6 November 20, 2009 Ill go bone less, but never drogue less. I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #7 November 20, 2009 Wth, Lisa? "Sky chick-n's rock!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 3 #8 November 20, 2009 "Then, when Colonel Sanders' jet reaches cruising altitude, we blow the hydraulics and jump. Any questions ?""When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 3 #9 November 20, 2009 "Then, when Chick-fil-A's corporate jet reaches cruising altitude, we blow the hydraulics and jump. Any questions? 'Eat mor chiken' my ass!""When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 3 #10 November 20, 2009 And one just for you, Lisa. "Then, after the 'spokesmen' for Chick-fil-A board the plane and take off, we blow the hydraulics and jump." "Stupid fucking cows.......""When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #11 November 20, 2009 "As God Is My Witness, I Thought Turkeys Could Fly" - from tv series WKRP in Cincinnati after a Thanksgiving stunt that went horribly wrong where 20 live turkeys plumeted to their deaths after being dropped out of a helicpoter by a Cincinnati Radio Station...Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmytavino 16 #12 November 20, 2009 In consideration of the upcoming Holiday, next week......" Things were shaping up, to be a REAL "Turkey Load",,, as soon as the team could find a Fourth "jmy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #13 November 20, 2009 Quote "As God is my witness, it's not going to happen again THIS Thanksgiving" - Arthur Carlson. awesomeYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #14 November 20, 2009 You don't want to go? What are you, chicken? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 136 #15 November 20, 2009 3 chicks at the Potato Bridge Advanced Deathcamp : Lesson 1 : unpacked jumps, first step, The Rollover (you should post this pic on Basejumper.com, they'll like it)scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaMan 0 #16 November 20, 2009 Quote You don't want to go? What are you, chicken? That was my first thought too...well, here's my runner up: "100th Jump" Great 100th jump girls! Too bad we couldn't find a fourth to make it a 4-way naked jump...hey, pass the hand sanitizer down will ya'?Z-Flock 8 Discotec Rodriguez Too bad weapons grade stupidity doesn't lead to sterility. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taylor610 0 #17 November 20, 2009 Wow, this will be the first time I have jumped and wasn't fried! BEER!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,412 #18 November 20, 2009 Quote"As God is my witness, it's not going to happen again THIS Thanksgiving" - Arthur Carlson. For those haven't seen THE classic episode of "WKRP", (or just want to see it again): http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoafYtDe.html"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #19 November 20, 2009 I thought it would be higher then this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,371 #20 November 20, 2009 Please don't go over there. The instructor has specifically requested that no one bother his first jump students. "There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjumpenfool 2 #21 November 20, 2009 "Who the hell parked the plucker in the landing area?"Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #22 November 20, 2009 I'm Bubbles, I'm Blossom, and I'm Buttercup....we're the REAL Power Puff Chicks! Eat your hearts out Foster Farms Boys! "Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidB 0 #23 November 20, 2009 Meet the Perdue University skydiving club! When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #24 November 20, 2009 Dammit Lisa...I told you to put 'em on the MENU...not the manifest! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #25 November 20, 2009 I want to know the story behind that photo. I'm guessing that there is a chicken accuracy contest out of a C-182 somewhere, with a low pass over the peas, and chickens being chucked out the door, trying to make them land on the target. I want in. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites