Bolas 5 #26 December 3, 2009 It's simple. You post your Facebook URL and we friend you. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #27 December 3, 2009 Shut up! No one asked YOU! Go play with Skittles. I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KermieCorleone 0 #28 December 3, 2009 I guess because I dont have bewbies I only get 2 friends, wot a ripoff ... - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ridestrong 1 #29 December 3, 2009 As best as I can tell, you send it to people who you secretly want to meet in hopes that if you do they will sleep with you... ps- how come you haven't approved my friend request? I just want to be friends. (winky face), (smile face) and then (winky face) again.*I am not afraid of dying... I am afraid of missing life.* ----Disclaimer: I don't know shit about skydiving.---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #30 December 3, 2009 Quote I have gotten a couple of requests, not exactly sure what it does? Only a couple?Geez, the single guys around are getting pretty lame. You should've had a lot more by now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #31 December 3, 2009 Quote Quote I have gotten a couple of requests, not exactly sure what it does? Only a couple?Geez, the single guys around are getting pretty lame. You should've had a lot more by now. Well, maybe there have been enough fakes by Funks et al with these pathetic horny bastards being publicly outed that they are scared of being on the next episode of "Funks' How to Catch a Skydiver" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smirniof 0 #32 December 3, 2009 QuoteI have gotten a couple of requests, not exactly sure what it does? Hmm... most likely lonely guys going after a hot and sexy chick like you ;) Mircea Live to skydive, skydive to live :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #33 December 3, 2009 Quote Well, maybe there have been enough fakes by Funks et al with these pathetic horny bastards being publicly outed that they are scared of being on the next episode of "Funks' How to Catch a Skydiver" No kidding, someone's been doing horn dog stings on DZ.com? That's too funny. Man, I miss all the good stuff. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #34 December 3, 2009 Quote Quote Quote I have gotten a couple of requests, not exactly sure what it does? Only a couple?Geez, the single guys around are getting pretty lame. You should've had a lot more by now. Well, maybe there have been enough fakes by Funks et al with these pathetic horny bastards being publicly outed that they are scared of being on the next episode of "Funks' How to Catch a Skydiver" That was a hysterical edition of Funks crashing dz.com. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 15 #35 December 3, 2009 Don't bet on it. Oh the value in seeing IP addresses on this site... Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #36 December 3, 2009 Quote Don't bet on it. Oh the value in seeing IP addresses on this site... I didn't say this was him. Just saying that maybe more aren't jumping all over her for fear of their past transgressions being exposed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micduran 0 #37 December 3, 2009 change your avatar to an ugly chick and you won't get friend requests . . Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #38 December 3, 2009 Quote Quote if you have big boobies What if there not big but really nice? Does that count? How YOU doin?I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #39 December 3, 2009 >What if there not big but really nice? Does that count? Hmmmmm- you remind me of someone.sound byte Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miranda09 0 #40 December 3, 2009 Quote change your avatar to an ugly chick and you won't get friend requests . . Now now, I know you guys arent that shallow are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,412 #41 December 3, 2009 Quote Don't bet on it. Oh the value in seeing IP addresses on this site... Getting a Mod to play along this time; On man, Funks is good!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #42 December 3, 2009 Quote Quote change your avatar to an ugly chick and you won't get as many friend requests . . Now now, I know you guys arent that shallow are you? Remember that sexy shoe girl is the source of that info but we're like dogs at the pound... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miranda09 0 #43 December 3, 2009 Quote Quote Quote change your avatar to an ugly chick and you won't get as many friend requests . . Now now, I know you guys arent that shallow are you? Remember that sexy shoe girl is the source of that info but we're like dogs at the pound... I like dogs, they are for the most part harmless Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,371 #44 December 3, 2009 Quote Quote change your avatar to an ugly chick and you won't get friend requests . . Now now, I know you guys arent that shallow are you? You really are new aren't you.Look around, and see how many of the women have avatars that aren't their picture."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xtravrtsoul 0 #45 December 3, 2009 Quote Quote change your avatar to an ugly chick and you won't get friend requests . . Now now, I know you guys arent that shallow are you? LMAO....oh just hang out for a bit and you will see. Stay tuned!!You create life, life does not create you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #46 December 3, 2009 Quote Quote Don't bet on it. Oh the value in seeing IP addresses on this site... Getting a Mod to play along this time; On man, Funks is good! You are forgetting the first rule of Funks: Thou shalt not playeth the same prank more than once. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miranda09 0 #47 December 3, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Don't bet on it. Oh the value in seeing IP addresses on this site... Getting a Mod to play along this time; On man, Funks is good! You are forgetting the first rule of Funks: Thou shalt not playeth the same prank more than once. What is this first rule of funks you are talking about? Please excuse my ignorance, I'm still getting over the fact that somebody yelled at me in the skydiving forum just because I asked what is best to wear to keep warm in the winter. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harmless 0 #48 December 3, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote change your avatar to an ugly chick and you won't get as many friend requests . . Now now, I know you guys arent that shallow are you? Remember that sexy shoe girl is the source of that info but we're like dogs at the pound... I like dogs, they are for the most part harmless Someone say my name? "Damn you Gravity, you win again" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #49 December 3, 2009 You'll have to excuse us if you are real ....all new posters have to pass the Funks test Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,371 #50 December 3, 2009 #1 Don't take anything on here too seriously. Look around in Speakers Corner (VERY carefully) to see what happens when people take themselves too seriously. #2 Some will see the picture you used as a call for attention, some will see it as a flirt, personally I see it as a bit naive. Like I said above, look at how many women have that identifiable of a pic as their avatar. #3 Funks is/was famous for being banned. Permanently. It was before my time, so I don't know the whole story, but he still re-registers under different names, pulls crap (like posing as a cute girl looking for financial aid to skydive) and gets perma-banned again. Last, I'm not replying to you just because you have a cute avatar (although it doesn't hurt). "There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
