virgin-burner 1 #1 December 9, 2009 peanuts are actually NOT nuts; they're seeds!“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ketia0 0 #2 December 9, 2009 The term " Blowing smoke up my ass" came from the seventeen hundreds, It was a method of determining if a person was dead. Tobacco smoke was pushed through a device up a persons rectum to see if they would revive, in fact it was used on Stonewall Jackson during the Civil war. "In this game you can't predict the future. You just have to play the odds. "-JohnMitchell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NealFitz 0 #3 December 9, 2009 A blue moon is when 2 full moons occur within a month- they are so rare that they are called blue moons hence the phrase "once in a blue moon"Dudeist Skydiver #170 You do not need a parachute to skydive, you only need one to skydive again Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 3 #4 December 9, 2009 Children have more taste buds than adults.CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 3 #5 December 9, 2009 there is a strawberry museum in Belgium.CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydived19006 4 #6 December 9, 2009 About 98% of Antarctica is covered by the Antarctic ice sheet, a sheet of ice averaging at least 1.6 km (1.0 mi) thick. The continent has about 90% of the world's ice (and thereby about 70% of the world's fresh water). If all of this ice were melted, sea levels would rise about 60 m (200 ft).Experience is what you get when you thought you were going to get something else. AC DZ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #7 December 9, 2009 John Denver was wrong. the Blue Ridge Mountains and the Shenandoah river are (almost entirely) in Virginia, not West Virginia. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #8 December 9, 2009 The terminal velocity of an empty beer can is not fast enough to hurt anyone.....Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #9 December 9, 2009 Quote About 98% of Antarctica is covered by the Antarctic ice sheet, a sheet of ice averaging at least 1.6 km (1.0 mi) thick. The continent has about 90% of the world's ice (and thereby about 70% of the world's fresh water). If all of this ice were melted, sea levels would rise about 60 m (200 ft). And maybe 80% of the world's population would be fucked. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #10 December 9, 2009 President U. S. Grant was named Hiram Ulysses Grant. His Congressman erroneously nominated him to West Point as Ulysses S. Grant. He was unable to convince West Point to change his name back.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TiaDanger 0 #11 December 9, 2009 Quote The term " Blowing smoke up my ass" came from the seventeen hundreds, It was a method of determining if a person was dead. Tobacco smoke was pushed through a device up a persons rectum to see if they would revive, in fact it was used on Stonewall Jackson during the Civil war. Also, the phrase 'Saved by the Bell' originates from reviving the dead. They used to tie a bell onto the dead person's finger with a string that was placed outside of the closed coffin. If the bell sounded anytime before the burial, it was because the person inside was still alive and moving. Hence the term' 'Saved by the Bell'And for the record: the appropriate ranking of cool modes of transportation is jet pack, hover board, transporter, Batmobile, and THEN giant ant. D.S. #8.8 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 200 #12 December 9, 2009 80's ban 10CC was named after the average amount of semen in an ejaculation. Blink 182 was named after the number of times the word fuck was used in the film Scarface.Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #13 December 9, 2009 Quote80's ban 10CC was named after the average amount of semen in an ejaculation. So was older band "The Lovin' Spoonful""What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #14 December 9, 2009 Movie producers changed the name of the book "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" to "Willie Wonka...." in order to avoid the associate of the name Charlie w/ Vietcong soldiers."What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 200 #15 December 9, 2009 Quote Quote About 98% of Antarctica is covered by the Antarctic ice sheet, a sheet of ice averaging at least 1.6 km (1.0 mi) thick. The continent has about 90% of the world's ice (and thereby about 70% of the world's fresh water). If all of this ice were melted, sea levels would rise about 60 m (200 ft). And maybe 80% of the world's population would be fucked. I think 80% is fucked regardless...Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 3 #16 December 9, 2009 Some turtles can breathe through their butts. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #17 December 9, 2009 Relative worth of things per lb in dollars: Gold.................. +$18,000 Palladium........... $428 Chap stick........... $348 Turkey feathers......$28 Five dollar bills.......$2,268 Uranium(oxide).......$65 Printer ink..............$322 Human blood..........$181 LSD......................$55mil Antimatter..............$26QuadrillionBeware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niki1 1 #18 December 9, 2009 Blink 182 was named after the number of times the word fuck was used in the film Scarface. That movie is about 3 hrs long. 180 minuetw. I think that there were a lot more "fuck"s in it than that. Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 200 #19 December 9, 2009 Quote Blink 182 was named after the number of times the word fuck was used in the film Scarface. That movie is about 3 hrs long. 180 minuetw. I think that there were a lot more "fuck"s in it than that. BLINK 182 - Blink 182 supposedly has NO meaning at all but the band fosters stories on origins. Sample: used to be just "Blink" but was threatened by a lawsuit from a little known Irish band with the same name, so they added the 182 which is the number of times the f-word was said in one of the members favorite movies. http://library.thinkquest.org/4626/rock.htm Doesn't prove it's true...I'm just sayin' Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #20 December 9, 2009 Quote Some turtles can breathe through their butts. Don And some just talk through it (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tkhayes 154 #21 December 9, 2009 If a giraffe could jump as far as a grasshopper, relative to his body size - he'd avoid a lot of trouble..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #22 December 9, 2009 Quote peanuts are actually NOT nuts; they're seeds! Strawberries are NOT a Berry ... but a Tomato is. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sxc 0 #23 December 9, 2009 Quote Quote The term " Blowing smoke up my ass" came from the seventeen hundreds, It was a method of determining if a person was dead. Tobacco smoke was pushed through a device up a persons rectum to see if they would revive, in fact it was used on Stonewall Jackson during the Civil war. Also, the phrase 'Saved by the Bell' originates from reviving the dead. They used to tie a bell onto the dead person's finger with a string that was placed outside of the closed coffin. If the bell sounded anytime before the burial, it was because the person inside was still alive and moving. Hence the term' 'Saved by the Bell' Also, following on this one, a person would patrol the graveyard to listen for the bells. This is where we get the experssion "the graveyard shift". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #24 December 9, 2009 Quotepeanuts are actually NOT nuts; they're seeds! Aren't all nuts? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #25 December 9, 2009 Nope ... some are in Politics (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
