futuredivot 0 #1 August 17, 2010 1) Did Jimmy Buffett ever pay the Mini Mart back?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #2 August 17, 2010 The dyslexic agnostic insomniac who lies awake all night, staring at the ceiling, wondering if there really is a Dog. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #3 August 17, 2010 Quote The dyslexic agnostic insomniac who lies awake all night, staring at the ceiling, wondering if there really is a Dog. What is C A T actually spelled Dog.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DSE 3 #4 August 17, 2010 QuoteThe dyslexic agnostic insomniac who lies awake all night, staring at the ceiling, wondering if there really is a Dog. Are you the guy that gave that too-oft' used joke to Guthrie? I often ponder at late night why instead of putting pictures of criminals in the post office, why aren't they put on stamps so postman could look for them while they deliver the mail? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #5 August 17, 2010 Quote Are you the guy that gave that too-oft' used joke to Guthrie? Guilty as charged.Have you heard of Guthrie's Law? Quote I often ponder at late night why instead of putting pictures of criminals in the post office, why aren't they put on stamps so postman could look for them while they deliver the mail? Now that's a good idea. When buying stamps "I'll take a book of first class drug runners and half a dozen bank robbers." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 8 #6 August 17, 2010 Will skymama be at this year's Chicks Rock??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #7 August 17, 2010 Where the hell did Allah find 72 virgins Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #8 August 17, 2010 Quote Where the hell did Allah find 72 virgins The Mayans were sending them up there as fast as they could go. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #9 August 17, 2010 shhRed or White? hic! (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #10 August 17, 2010 Quote shhRed or White? hic! Ale or Lager? IPA or Double Bock? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #11 August 17, 2010 Quote Quote shhRed or White? hic! Ale or Lager? IPA or Double Bock? Good points, well made (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #12 August 17, 2010 Quote Quote Quote shhRed or White? hic! Ale or Lager? IPA or Double Bock? Good points, well made Well, those questions should have been resolved long before "late at night". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #13 August 17, 2010 ...wonder if they really can get fingerprints off of duct tape. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #14 August 17, 2010 Quote ...wonder if they really can get fingerprints off of duct tape. Depends on the quality. Did you leave any skin on the tape? [Tongue]"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,391 #15 August 17, 2010 Quote ...wonder if they really can get fingerprints off of duct tape. And maybe I shouldn't leave that shovel in the car..."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #16 August 17, 2010 QuoteThe dyslexic agnostic insomniac who lies awake all night, staring at the ceiling, wondering if there really is a Dog. Perhaps if he stares long enough, he will get an answer from Ceiling Cat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RPC1117 0 #17 August 17, 2010 Quote1) Did Jimmy Buffett ever pay the Mini Mart back? I know you were just kidding...but I actually know the answer to that. I had a friend that worked in a Margaritaville Store. One day Jimmy comes in and goes back to talk to the manager of the store (an old friend of his). On his way out, he stops and starts talking to my friend. My friend told him that he just had to ask...did he ever pay the mini mart back. Jimmy's response was that he figured that the statute of limitations was probably up on that one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #18 August 17, 2010 Actually that occurs to me every time I see one of the M'Ville stores....I mean really-How pissed can he get at shoplifters?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jaffo 0 #19 August 18, 2010 If you go to a funeral at night, do you turn your car lights off?Take chances, just do it with all the information to make good decisions!! Muff Brother# 2706 Dudeist Skydiver# 121.5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #20 August 18, 2010 If you didnt THINK anyone was watching, would you 'jump on the grenade' at a boogie?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #21 August 18, 2010 Quote If you didnt THINK anyone was watching, would you 'jump on the grenade' at a boogie? Not done it at a boogie but on the way to one. My friends in the car not only watched, but one even insured I'd take the full blast by basically stomping on me. Sorta had to as I had failed to defuse it. I love my friends. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
godfrog 2 #22 August 18, 2010 As I lay in bed watching a meteor shower I wonder, WHERE THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY ROOF!Experience is a difficult teacher, she gives you the test first and the lesson afterward Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #23 August 18, 2010 Quote Quote If you didnt THINK anyone was watching, would you 'jump on the grenade' at a boogie? Not done it at a boogie but on the way to one. My friends in the car not only watched, but one even insured I'd take the full blast by basically stomping on me. Sorta had to as I had failed to defuse it. I love my friends. Theres the kind of friends that will get you out of trouble, then theres the kind that break out the video camera."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #24 August 18, 2010 Quote Quote Quote If you didnt THINK anyone was watching, would you 'jump on the grenade' at a boogie? Not done it at a boogie but on the way to one. My friends in the car not only watched, but one even insured I'd take the full blast by basically stomping on me. Sorta had to as I had failed to defuse it. I love my friends. Theres the kind of friends that will get you out of trouble, then theres the kind that break out the video camera. Or the kind that bail you out of jail, and the kind that will be in there with you going "fuck that was a blast!" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #25 August 18, 2010 Quote Quote If you didnt THINK anyone was watching, would you 'jump on the grenade' at a boogie? Not done it at a boogie but on the way to one. My friends in the car not only watched, but one even insured I'd take the full blast by basically stomping on me. Sorta had to as I had failed to defuse it. I love my friends. Is this the story I'm thinking of? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
