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...who would you hire to work in it. Most would think Bolas but he would scare customers away wearing his thongs while stocking the shelves. (ya'll just had a visual image, didn't you? :P)

Okay, who and what positions would they hold?

Add in a few others in the shop to get it going.

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DPH's - Corsets
Remster & Ryoder - Spandex
Amstadler - Fishnets
Skymama - Spanking paddles
Shotgun - Bondage
Banesanura - Latex and Leather
Ladydyver - FMH's
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DPH's - Corsets
Remster & Ryoder - Spandex
Amstadler - Fishnets
Skymama - Spanking paddles
Shotgun - Bondage
Banesanura - Latex and Leather
Ladydyver - FMH's
Bolas - Dildos and Thongs

(The kind of customers I would have would not be scared off by Bolas in a thong.)

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DPH's - Corsets
Remster & Ryoder - Spandex
Amstadler - Fishnets
Skymama - Spanking paddles
Shotgun - Bondage
Banesanura - Latex and Leather
Ladydyver - FMH's
Bolas - Dildos and Thongs
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DPH's - Corsets
Remster & Ryoder - Spandex
Amstadler - Fishnets
Skymama - Spanking paddles
Shotgun - Bondage
Banesanura - Latex and Leather
Ladydyver - FMH's



HA .................bunch of amatuers except for one... a business of this type will only flourish with those who have the experience to be truely resourceful, imaginitive and innovative in their approach to pleasure.

Without the proper management and the ability to find true talent a venture of this type is for naught.

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DPH's - Corsets
Remster & Ryoder - Spandex
Amstadler - Fishnets
Skymama - Spanking paddles
Shotgun - Bondage
Banesanura - Latex and Leather
Ladydyver - FMH's



HA .................bunch of amatuers except for one... a business of this type will only flourish with those who have the experience to be truely resourceful, imaginitive and innovative in their approach to pleasure.

Without the proper management and the ability to find true talent a venture of this type is for naught.



Who would you have working in the store then?

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DPH's - Corsets
Remster & Ryoder - Spandex
Amstadler - Fishnets
Skymama - Spanking paddles
Shotgun - Bondage
Banesanura - Latex and Leather
Ladydyver - FMH's
Bolas - Dildos and Thongs
Deedy - Piercings and Accessories
iluvtofly - Vibrating Panties
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DPH's - Corsets
Remster & Ryoder - Spandex
Amstadler - Fishnets
Skymama - Spanking paddles
Shotgun - Bondage
Banesanura - Latex and Leather
Ladydyver - FMH's



HA .................bunch of amatuers except for one... a business of this type will only flourish with those who have the experience to be truely resourceful, imaginitive and innovative in their approach to pleasure.

Without the proper management and the ability to find true talent a venture of this type is for naught.


Who would you have working in the store then?


You are not going to find the talent here to cater to the true aficionado. :ph34r::ph34r:

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AMAZON-Cleaning Crew..:P
Amstadler - Fishnets
Banesanura - Latex and Leather
Bolas - Dildos and Thongs
Deedy - Piercings and Accessories
DPH's - Corsets
iluvtofly - Vibrating Panties
Ladydyver - FMH's
Remster & Ryoder - Spandex
Skymama - Spanking paddles
Shotgun - Bondage
Ladydyver - FMH's



HA .................bunch of amatuers except for one... a business of this type will only flourish with those who have the experience to be truely resourceful, imaginitive and innovative in their approach to pleasure.

Without the proper management and the ability to find true talent a venture of this type is for naught.



Who would you have working in the store then?

You are not going to find the talent here to cater to the true aficionado. :ph34r::ph34r:

Had to fix the list to A-Z order. ;)
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I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

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>Shotgun - Bondage

Definitely

>Okay, who and what positions would they hold?

Kind of a personal question, don't you think?



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I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

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Sounds fun!!

DPH's - Corsets
Remster & Ryoder - Spandex
Amstadler - Fishnets
Skymama - Spanking paddles
Shotgun - Bondage
Banesanura - Latex and Leather
Mic- shoes & thigh highs
Ladydyver - FMH's
Bolas - Dildos and Thongs
Deedy - Piercings and Accessories
iluvtofly - Vibrating Panties
Spence-returns and complaints
turtle and jello J - advertising
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Spence-returns and complaints
turtle and jello J - advertising



Awesome! I can see it now... Spence is perfect. "What? You don't like it? Go fuck yourself with it again, stupid fucker!" *click*

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Sounds fun!!

DPH's - Corsets
Remster & Ryoder - Spandex
Amstadler - Fishnets
Skymama - Spanking paddles
Shotgun - Bondage
Banesanura - Latex and Leather
Mic- shoes & thigh highs
Ladydyver - FMH's
Bolas - Dildos and Thongs
Deedy - Piercings and Accessories
iluvtofly - Vibrating Panties
Spence-returns and complaints
turtle and jello J - advertising

And what would you do, Roo?

I'd say anything to do with Bustiers. ;):$

I'd want a job in customer relations.;):D

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Sounds fun!!

DPH's - Corsets
Remster & Ryoder - Spandex
Amstadler - Fishnets
Skymama - Spanking paddles
Shotgun - Bondage
Banesanura - Latex and Leather
Mic- shoes & thigh highs
Ladydyver - FMH's
Bolas - Dildos and Thongs
Deedy - Piercings and Accessories
iluvtofly - Vibrating Panties
Spence-returns and complaints
turtle and jello J - advertising

And what would you do, Roo?

I'd say anything to do with Bustiers. ;):$

I'd want a job in customer relations.;):D


Quality Assurance?
That would also fall under advertising -we could put together a project team - testing is required so that we are familiar with the merchandise and the various uses.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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Sounds fun!!

DPH's - Corsets
Remster & Ryoder - Spandex
Amstadler - Fishnets
Skymama - Spanking paddles
Shotgun - Bondage
Banesanura - Latex and Leather
Mic- shoes & thigh highs
Ladydyver - FMH's
Bolas - Dildos and Thongs
Deedy - Piercings and Accessories
iluvtofly - Vibrating Panties
Spence-returns and complaints
turtle and jello J - advertising



I think we should split that one, Spence can do returns, BillyV can 'listen' to the complaints.
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

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...who would you hire to work in it. Most would think Bolas but he would scare customers away wearing his thongs while stocking the shelves. (ya'll just had a visual image, didn't you? :P)

Okay, who and what positions would they hold?

Add in a few others in the shop to get it going.



uhm...hello!!! would i not be an awesome manager.....or maybe one of the mannequins on display????:o:o:o
DPH # 2
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...who would you hire to work in it. Most would think Bolas but he would scare customers away wearing his thongs while stocking the shelves. (ya'll just had a visual image, didn't you? :P)

Okay, who and what positions would they hold?

Add in a few others in the shop to get it going.



uhm...hello!!! would i not be an awesome manager.....or maybe one of the mannequins on display????:o:o:o


You would be the merchandise/purchasing person. ;)
TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

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