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Road Rage: Yogurt vs. Handgun

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Mark Flannery, who was driving the Toyota, was charged with reckless driving and brandishing a firearm, a misdemeanor. Gerald Williams, who was driving the Lexus, faces a felony charge for “throwing a missile at a vehicle.”



Um... a missile? I love that the guy with the gun gets charged with a misdemeanor and the guy with the yogurt gets a felony charge.:S:D
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Mark Flannery, who was driving the Toyota, was charged with reckless driving and brandishing a firearm, a misdemeanor. Gerald Williams, who was driving the Lexus, faces a felony charge for “throwing a missile at a vehicle.”



Um... a missile? I love that the guy with the gun gets charged with a misdemeanor and the guy with the yogurt gets a felony charge.:S:D



Maybe they considered it a BIO weapon.:D
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Mark Flannery, who was driving the Toyota, was charged with reckless driving and brandishing a firearm, a misdemeanor. Gerald Williams, who was driving the Lexus, faces a felony charge for “throwing a missile at a vehicle.”



Um... a missile? I love that the guy with the gun gets charged with a misdemeanor and the guy with the yogurt gets a felony charge.:S:D


Yogurt guy is throwing objects from a moving vehicle...Gun guy is only threatening to throw objects from a moving vehicle if yogurt guy persists. ;)

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That is REALLY stupid. Bringing yogurt to a gun fight. Must be a cultural thing. ;)

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That is REALLY stupid. Bringing yogurt to a gun fight. Must be a cultural thing. ;)



hippies. pfft
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Makes sense. In Alabama, the display of the weapon would be called 'menacing'. The launch of the yogurt is an actual assault. The difference between cussing you and striking you, really.
I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

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i'm going to start waving yogurt at people in a menacing manner
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Mark Flannery, who was driving the Toyota, was charged with reckless driving and brandishing a firearm, a misdemeanor. Gerald Williams, who was driving the Lexus, faces a felony charge for “throwing a missile at a vehicle.”



Um... a missile? I love that the guy with the gun gets charged with a misdemeanor and the guy with the yogurt gets a felony charge.:S:D


On the surface it sounds stupid, but as someone already mentioned the difference was that the yogurt was thrown, and the gun was only shown. What would have happened if the yogurt covered the guys windshield at highway speeds?
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What would have happened if the yogurt covered the guys windshield at highway speeds?



If he had an ounce of brains he'd use his wipers :D:D
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That is REALLY stupid. Bringing yogurt to a gun fight. Must be a cultural thing. ;)



Never bring a handgun to a yogurt fight.:|
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On the surface it sounds stupid, but as someone already mentioned the difference was that the yogurt was thrown, and the gun was only shown. What would have happened if the yogurt covered the guys windshield at highway speeds?



Oh I know, mostly being silly. Besides, it sounds like he threw the case - depending on the size and construction of the case it could potentially break a window/injure someone if thrown at high speeds. Or fall apart and leave a creamy mess. :D

Either way I just don't get road rage. Life's way too short to get that frustrated.
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What would have happened if the yogurt covered the guys windshield at highway speeds?



If he had an ounce of brains he'd use his wipers :D:D



If he had an ounce of brains, the Lexus would signal, "My bad." And the Rav4 would say, "OK" and back off. As it was there wasn't an ounce of brains in both cars combined.

I think the real problem is that the Lexus just didn't realize who the Rav4 thought he was. ;)
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Mark Flannery, who was driving the Toyota, was charged with reckless driving and brandishing a firearm, a misdemeanor. Gerald Williams, who was driving the Lexus, faces a felony charge for “throwing a missile at a vehicle.”



Um... a missile? I love that the guy with the gun gets charged with a misdemeanor and the guy with the yogurt gets a felony charge.:S:D


The gun was legal. Throwing the yogurt wasn't. Where's the mystery?

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At least they found a good use for yogurt.
I don't know HOW you guys choke that shit down.



You might want to ask the attendees of the rainbow boogie.:|
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That is REALLY stupid. Bringing yogurt to a gun fight. Must be a cultural thing. ;)



intentional or not-that was a horrible pun, as puns should be.



Wow. Took a while for some one to mention that. I don't think that's really a pun, though. It does have 2 parts of a pun...





the P U part.
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That is REALLY stupid. Bringing yogurt to a gun fight. Must be a cultural thing. ;)



Never bring a handgun to a yogurt fight.:|


Right. A 16 ton weight is the proper defence against fruit.


But never bring a knife to a pumpkin fight:

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"rage" is a word that contains some level of righteousness associated with it

nothing about this type of behavior is righteous - call it what it is to these babies/cowards

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