NickDG 23 #1 December 10, 2010 I'm going on a Toy Run in the morning so I went to the mall last week to get my "new unwrapped gift" and decided on a Barbie doll. But, have you any idea how many "flavors" of Barbie there are now? Even so the guy in the Toy Store didn't have the one I wanted. "Have ya got old lady Barbie?" I asked him. "Ya mean like Bag Lady Barbie?" "No man," I answered, "I mean like Biker Barbie." "No, we don't," he said, "but we have all the others." So I settled on "Bride Barbie" and now I've had her in the house for a week, but I can't wait to get rid of her. I figured I'd tie her to my handlebars, so hey, I'm not so insecure I can't fly Barbie high and proud, but for five days now I've been fighting the urge to bust open the box and take a peek under that dress, LOL! NickD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airdvr 198 #2 December 10, 2010 Quotetake a peek under that dress, LOL! I did it already and was scarred for life.Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skyrider 0 #3 December 10, 2010 Quote I'm going on a Toy Run in the morning so I went to the mall last week to get my "new unwrapped gift" and decided on a Barbie doll. But, have you any idea how many "flavors" of Barbie there are now? Even so the guy in the Toy Store didn't have the one I wanted. "Have ya got old lady Barbie?" I asked him. "Ya mean like Bag Lady Barbie?" "No man," I answered, "I mean like Biker Barbie." "No, we don't," he said, "but we have all the others." So I settled on "Bride Barbie" and now I've had her in the house for a week, but I can't wait to get rid of her. I figured I'd tie her to my handlebars, so hey, I'm not so insecure I can't fly Barbie high and proud, but for five days now I've been fighting the urge to bust open the box and take a peek under that dress, LOL! NickD Just like a real life Barbie..BUT, one of the main problems with toy drives is Far too many stuffed toys, and (sory to point this out) not enough "boy toys" , BUT, that Barbie is going to be a dream coem true to some small child...Not many buy such good quility toys.... I just dropped a remote control truck, in one of my regular bars collectin box today , (I gave up on the runs, just a personal thing) I plan to buy a toy every day in the next week, and drop it in verious locations that are collecting, (OK Bars) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NickDG 23 #4 December 10, 2010 I actually stood in the G.I. Joe isle pondering my options, but either way, I thought, some young guy was going to get screwed . . . NickD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites micduran 0 #5 December 10, 2010 I hate Barbie. I used to keep one at the bottom of my pool with a noose around her neck. No, I was not a happy child. I'm much better now, though. Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airdvr 198 #6 December 10, 2010 Quote I hate Barbie. I used to keep one at the bottom of my pool with a noose around her neck. No, I was not a happy child. I'm much better now, though. I'm afraid to ask.Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites iluvtofly 0 #7 December 10, 2010 Quote I hate Barbie. I used to keep one at the bottom of my pool with a noose around her neck. No, I was not a happy child. I'm much better now, though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skyrider 0 #8 December 10, 2010 Quote I hate Barbie. I used to keep one at the bottom of my pool with a noose around her neck. No, I was not a happy child. I'm much better now, though. So da bitch wouldn't give head? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LisaH 0 #9 December 10, 2010 Bring her to the dz and put her in the Toys For Tots box I have set up. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #10 December 10, 2010 I believe the most popular Barbie amongst girls these days is the Divorcee Barbie - she comes with half of Ken's belongings. OK...I stole it. Barbie Sue me. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites normiss 622 #11 December 11, 2010 I usually take a few of the Maisto Harley toys. Harley Barbie is a good one to add too. A box full of parachute toys are also good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skyrider 0 #12 December 11, 2010 Tomorrow, I buy two toys....I fogot to take one to the bar today..BTW, most toy collection folks need "NO" stuffed toys...and Boy toys are in shortage...(get yer fuckin head out of the gutte)r, Toys for young boys... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #13 December 11, 2010 http://www.hulu.com/watch/115713/saturday-night-live-irwin-mainway ...so ahh Barbie takes a knife once in a while. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TriGirl 277 #14 December 11, 2010 Quote BUT, one of the main problems with toy drives is Far too many stuffed toys, and (sory to point this out) not enough "boy toys" , BUT, that Barbie is going to be a dream coem true to some small child...Not many buy such good quility toys.... I just dropped a remote control truck, in one of my regular bars collectin box today , (I gave up on the runs, just a personal thing) I plan to buy a toy every day in the next week, and drop it in verious locations that are collecting, (OK Bars) I usually buy Legos. I took a set to the Marine Corps birthday ball one year (to drop in the toy drive bin). At a formal event attended by a bunch of senior officers, I watched more than half of them turn into 6-yr-old boys, exclaiming with envy, "you got LEGOS!" And so began the tradition. BTW, I also like to donate jigsaw puzzles. Older kids need good stuff, too! See the upside, and always wear your parachute! -- Christopher Titus Shut Up & Jump! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skyrider 0 #15 December 11, 2010 Quote Quote BUT, one of the main problems with toy drives is Far too many stuffed toys, and (sory to point this out) not enough "boy toys" , BUT, that Barbie is going to be a dream coem true to some small child...Not many buy such good quility toys.... I just dropped a remote control truck, in one of my regular bars collectin box today , (I gave up on the runs, just a personal thing) I plan to buy a toy every day in the next week, and drop it in verious locations that are collecting, (OK Bars) I usually buy Legos. I took a set to the Marine Corps birthday ball one year (to drop in the toy drive bin). At a formal event attended by a bunch of senior officers, I watched more than half of them turn into 6-yr-old boys, exclaiming with envy, "you got LEGOS!" And so began the tradition. BTW, I also like to donate jigsaw puzzles. Older kids need good stuff, too! Great toys...Kids love em, and some become them... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v400/onekick/sandman026.jpg http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v400/onekick/?action=view¤t=sandman030.jpg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NickDG 23 #16 December 11, 2010 Johnny Switchblade Adventure Punk! I remember seeing that skit live. It was back when the folks on SNL could actually read a cue card and still act. Unlike the no-talent hacks on that show today, LOL! NickD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites plorensen 0 #17 December 11, 2010 I always loved my nylon parachutes when I was a kid,I would just raid dads tool box for a large socket and tie it to the end of the lines. Still to this day dont know where he got them but I imagine it has something to do with the choclate mountain bombing range Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites warpedskydiver 0 #18 December 11, 2010 Hey that's nothing, my mom used to let me have a plug in radio for a bathtub toy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Niki1 1 #19 December 11, 2010 I figured I'd tie her to my handlebars, so hey, I'm not so insecure I can't fly Barbie high and proud, but for five days now I've been fighting the urge to bust open the box and take a peek under that dress, LOL! NickD Go ahead, but if you find that you fit... Well, I don't think I'd brag about it. Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Niki1 1 #20 December 11, 2010 Quote I actually stood in the G.I. Joe isle pondering my options, but either way, I thought, some young guy was going to get screwed . . . NickD Remember, if you don't ask Joe won't tell. Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnMitchell 14 #21 December 11, 2010 Quote Hey that's nothing, my mom used to let me have a plug in radio for a bathtub toy. Yep, but now GFCI outlets have taken all the sport out of that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. 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airdvr 198 #2 December 10, 2010 Quotetake a peek under that dress, LOL! I did it already and was scarred for life.Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #3 December 10, 2010 Quote I'm going on a Toy Run in the morning so I went to the mall last week to get my "new unwrapped gift" and decided on a Barbie doll. But, have you any idea how many "flavors" of Barbie there are now? Even so the guy in the Toy Store didn't have the one I wanted. "Have ya got old lady Barbie?" I asked him. "Ya mean like Bag Lady Barbie?" "No man," I answered, "I mean like Biker Barbie." "No, we don't," he said, "but we have all the others." So I settled on "Bride Barbie" and now I've had her in the house for a week, but I can't wait to get rid of her. I figured I'd tie her to my handlebars, so hey, I'm not so insecure I can't fly Barbie high and proud, but for five days now I've been fighting the urge to bust open the box and take a peek under that dress, LOL! NickD Just like a real life Barbie..BUT, one of the main problems with toy drives is Far too many stuffed toys, and (sory to point this out) not enough "boy toys" , BUT, that Barbie is going to be a dream coem true to some small child...Not many buy such good quility toys.... I just dropped a remote control truck, in one of my regular bars collectin box today , (I gave up on the runs, just a personal thing) I plan to buy a toy every day in the next week, and drop it in verious locations that are collecting, (OK Bars) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NickDG 23 #4 December 10, 2010 I actually stood in the G.I. Joe isle pondering my options, but either way, I thought, some young guy was going to get screwed . . . NickD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micduran 0 #5 December 10, 2010 I hate Barbie. I used to keep one at the bottom of my pool with a noose around her neck. No, I was not a happy child. I'm much better now, though. Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 198 #6 December 10, 2010 Quote I hate Barbie. I used to keep one at the bottom of my pool with a noose around her neck. No, I was not a happy child. I'm much better now, though. I'm afraid to ask.Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #7 December 10, 2010 Quote I hate Barbie. I used to keep one at the bottom of my pool with a noose around her neck. No, I was not a happy child. I'm much better now, though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #8 December 10, 2010 Quote I hate Barbie. I used to keep one at the bottom of my pool with a noose around her neck. No, I was not a happy child. I'm much better now, though. So da bitch wouldn't give head? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #9 December 10, 2010 Bring her to the dz and put her in the Toys For Tots box I have set up. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #10 December 10, 2010 I believe the most popular Barbie amongst girls these days is the Divorcee Barbie - she comes with half of Ken's belongings. OK...I stole it. Barbie Sue me. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #11 December 11, 2010 I usually take a few of the Maisto Harley toys. Harley Barbie is a good one to add too. A box full of parachute toys are also good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #12 December 11, 2010 Tomorrow, I buy two toys....I fogot to take one to the bar today..BTW, most toy collection folks need "NO" stuffed toys...and Boy toys are in shortage...(get yer fuckin head out of the gutte)r, Toys for young boys... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #13 December 11, 2010 http://www.hulu.com/watch/115713/saturday-night-live-irwin-mainway ...so ahh Barbie takes a knife once in a while. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TriGirl 277 #14 December 11, 2010 Quote BUT, one of the main problems with toy drives is Far too many stuffed toys, and (sory to point this out) not enough "boy toys" , BUT, that Barbie is going to be a dream coem true to some small child...Not many buy such good quility toys.... I just dropped a remote control truck, in one of my regular bars collectin box today , (I gave up on the runs, just a personal thing) I plan to buy a toy every day in the next week, and drop it in verious locations that are collecting, (OK Bars) I usually buy Legos. I took a set to the Marine Corps birthday ball one year (to drop in the toy drive bin). At a formal event attended by a bunch of senior officers, I watched more than half of them turn into 6-yr-old boys, exclaiming with envy, "you got LEGOS!" And so began the tradition. BTW, I also like to donate jigsaw puzzles. Older kids need good stuff, too! See the upside, and always wear your parachute! -- Christopher Titus Shut Up & Jump! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #15 December 11, 2010 Quote Quote BUT, one of the main problems with toy drives is Far too many stuffed toys, and (sory to point this out) not enough "boy toys" , BUT, that Barbie is going to be a dream coem true to some small child...Not many buy such good quility toys.... I just dropped a remote control truck, in one of my regular bars collectin box today , (I gave up on the runs, just a personal thing) I plan to buy a toy every day in the next week, and drop it in verious locations that are collecting, (OK Bars) I usually buy Legos. I took a set to the Marine Corps birthday ball one year (to drop in the toy drive bin). At a formal event attended by a bunch of senior officers, I watched more than half of them turn into 6-yr-old boys, exclaiming with envy, "you got LEGOS!" And so began the tradition. BTW, I also like to donate jigsaw puzzles. Older kids need good stuff, too! Great toys...Kids love em, and some become them... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v400/onekick/sandman026.jpg http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v400/onekick/?action=view¤t=sandman030.jpg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NickDG 23 #16 December 11, 2010 Johnny Switchblade Adventure Punk! I remember seeing that skit live. It was back when the folks on SNL could actually read a cue card and still act. Unlike the no-talent hacks on that show today, LOL! NickD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plorensen 0 #17 December 11, 2010 I always loved my nylon parachutes when I was a kid,I would just raid dads tool box for a large socket and tie it to the end of the lines. Still to this day dont know where he got them but I imagine it has something to do with the choclate mountain bombing range Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #18 December 11, 2010 Hey that's nothing, my mom used to let me have a plug in radio for a bathtub toy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niki1 1 #19 December 11, 2010 I figured I'd tie her to my handlebars, so hey, I'm not so insecure I can't fly Barbie high and proud, but for five days now I've been fighting the urge to bust open the box and take a peek under that dress, LOL! NickD Go ahead, but if you find that you fit... Well, I don't think I'd brag about it. Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niki1 1 #20 December 11, 2010 Quote I actually stood in the G.I. Joe isle pondering my options, but either way, I thought, some young guy was going to get screwed . . . NickD Remember, if you don't ask Joe won't tell. Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #21 December 11, 2010 Quote Hey that's nothing, my mom used to let me have a plug in radio for a bathtub toy. Yep, but now GFCI outlets have taken all the sport out of that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
