warpedskydiver 0 #26 February 21, 2011 Did you tell them to "Stuff it" when they told you the price?Yeah I was interested in getting that deer I shot this year a full shoulder mount. They wanted $525 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #27 February 21, 2011 Quotenever tried to stuff a squirrel, chased a few beavers in my day though Stuffing a beaver costs about $200 (this is for about an hour of quick stuffing). Young beaver may cost more to stuff than older beaver, mostly because they're smaller and tighter. Of course, a lot of people claim to have their own beaver, which theoretically could be stuffed for free, but that can get hairy. Also, repeatedly stuffing the same beaver over and over is a bit tiresome; eventually, it may be better to let someone else take a turn at the stuffing. Most of the time, they're not worth stuffing. I know that tail looks mighty tempting, but the dam beavers put up a heck of a fight. Usually, they don't want to be stuffed, anyway. I think they prefer to soak in the water, get mud all over their face and shop for sticks. I've never tried to stuff a squirrel, but it's probably just as bad.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,397 #28 February 21, 2011 LMAO!Have you been doing an apprenticeship with 'Twardo? "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigel99 144 #29 February 21, 2011 http://www.brewdog.com/blog-article/341 Not my cup of tea though...Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jrmrangers 0 #30 February 21, 2011 Well done riddler!!!! Wait , I pull what first? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #31 February 21, 2011 Quote http://www.brewdog.com/blog-article/341 Not my cup of tea though... Haha, I was thinking more of getting it stuffed in a sit or delta position and making a little rig for it If you saw my apartment, a stuffed squirrel would fit right in on the walls. Lots of random, weird shit...Think Shenanigan's-esque Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ridestrong 1 #32 February 21, 2011 Woah! Check it out! http://cgi.ebay.com/Real-Stuffed-Squirrel-/230586509283?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item35b006e7e3*I am not afraid of dying... I am afraid of missing life.* ----Disclaimer: I don't know shit about skydiving.---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jrmrangers 0 #33 February 21, 2011 Holy crap $300!! For that much you can find yourself the previously mentioned youthful beaver!Wait , I pull what first? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ridestrong 1 #34 February 21, 2011 Quote Holy crap $300!! For that much you can find yourself the previously mentioned youthful beaver! ....and "Buy It Now" for $500 *I am not afraid of dying... I am afraid of missing life.* ----Disclaimer: I don't know shit about skydiving.---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #35 February 21, 2011 Quote Quote Holy crap $300!! For that much you can find yourself the previously mentioned youthful beaver! ....and "Buy It Now" for $500 Beaver is cheaper to lease.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,397 #36 February 21, 2011 This just calls for: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhyCL-ELRxg "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,397 #37 February 21, 2011 Quote Woah! Check it out! http://cgi.ebay.com/Real-Stuffed-Squirrel-/230586509283?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item35b006e7e3 "New: A brand-new, unused, unopened, undamaged item" Bullshit. That squirrel had to have been damaged, then opened to stuff it."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ridestrong 1 #38 February 22, 2011 Quote Quote Woah! Check it out! http://cgi.ebay.com/Real-Stuffed-Squirrel-/230586509283?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item35b006e7e3 "New: A brand-new, unused, unopened, undamaged item" Bullshit. That squirrel had to have been damaged, then opened to stuff it. *I am not afraid of dying... I am afraid of missing life.* ----Disclaimer: I don't know shit about skydiving.---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FB1609 0 #39 February 22, 2011 My friend wanted to learn taxidermy. He's a Newfie. They said it was good to start with pigeons so he went out to buy some. The guy who was selling them was cool till my friend said "yeah, I'm gonna kill them and stuff them" lol, the guy took them back and told him to Foff. He found another guy and told him he wanted to train them. He then killed them with his car exhaust and tried to stuff them. What a mess. lol. Parasites everywhere on his living room table, I was there, and when he was done it just looked like a crooked dead bird on a stand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #40 February 22, 2011 QuoteHave you been doing an apprenticeship with 'Twardo? Twardo is a bit of an idol of mine. I hope one day I can be just like him. Old.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,397 #41 February 22, 2011 Quote Quote Have you been doing an apprenticeship with 'Twardo? Twardo is a bit of an idol of mine. I hope one day I can be just like him. Old. He's an idol of mine as well. Anyone that can arrange to be a kept-man...by a redhead, no less, is my role model!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #42 February 22, 2011 "Kept", as in "kept locked in a closet so her friends don't find out," or "kept" as in "kept soaking in formaldehyde so his old ass won't start to rot?" What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #43 February 22, 2011 Kept as in plied with booze, made to travel, plus forced to have kinky sex with a hot red head! He is a god!When Jim goes out for Greek food, he goes to Greece!Mmmmmm souvlaki on the beach in Hania! Some bootleg Ouzo, tanned babes, oh the torture! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #44 February 23, 2011 Quote Haha, I was thinking more of getting it stuffed in a sit or delta position and making a little rig for it Squirrel in a wingsuit would look pretty cool. And then you could just use its head, paws (do squirrels have paws?) and tail. But you'd have to be able to make a tiny wingsuit. And fill it with squirrel-shaped stuffing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ifell 0 #45 February 23, 2011 BEST THREAD EVER!!!! Sorry but this all made me laugh harder then I ever have in these forums Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
