npgraphicdesign 3 #1 May 6, 2011 I'm driving by a golf course. There are golf holes on both sides of the road, and the road is full of twisties, so you have to go slow. So, I'm on one of the curves, driving slow (with my windows open because of the weather), and I see a guy about to hit a ball. Without thinking, I yell as loudly as I can out the window "FOUUUURRRRRR!!!" Boy, did he screw up that shot. What have you done in the past without even trying to be a jerk on purpose? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmarine253 0 #2 May 6, 2011 Quote I'm driving by a golf course. There are golf holes on both sides of the road, and the road is full of twisties, so you have to go slow. So, I'm on one of the curves, driving slow (with my windows open because of the weather), and I see a guy about to hit a ball. Without thinking, I yell as loudly as I can out the window "FOUUUURRRRRR!!!" Boy, did he screw up that shot. What have you done in the past without even trying to be a jerk on purpose? Would that equate to you and I being in the door and as soon as we launch an exit I pull your cutaway handle on purpose. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #3 May 6, 2011 Quote Quote I'm driving by a golf course. There are golf holes on both sides of the road, and the road is full of twisties, so you have to go slow. So, I'm on one of the curves, driving slow (with my windows open because of the weather), and I see a guy about to hit a ball. Without thinking, I yell as loudly as I can out the window "FOUUUURRRRRR!!!" Boy, did he screw up that shot. Would that equate to you and I being in the door and as soon as we launch an exit I pull your cutaway handle on purpose. What have you done in the past without even trying to be a jerk on purpose? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyrotech 0 #4 May 6, 2011 I was in massage therapy school about a decade ago. There was this guy in my class that was mostly paralized from the waist down. He walked with 2 crutches, used a wheelchair half the time, the whole bit. There were several times that I helped him into his car, to class, etc. I knew perfectly well that he had very little use of his legs. One day during a break from class, we all got bored so I blew up a condom and we were all bouncing it around, playing that whole "don't let it touch the ground" game. Well, I hit it his way, and he missed it with his hand. The wind blew it to where it hovered around his waist for a bit, so I yelled, "There's still time, kick it!" Everyone shut up and stared at me. He had this "how could you?!" look in his face, but played it off and just sorta chuckled and said something like "yeah, let me just kick it..." I was still sorta laughing, but it finally clicked. I didn't feel too guilty, because I didn't really mean any harm by it and it just didn't occur to me in that instant that he couldn't use his legs, but everyone else thought I was an asshole. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #5 May 6, 2011 Quote I was in massage therapy school about a decade ago. There was this guy in my class that was mostly paralized from the waist down. He walked with 2 crutches, used a wheelchair half the time, the whole bit. There were several times that I helped him into his car, to class, etc. I knew perfectly well that he had very little use of his legs. One day during a break from class, we all got bored so I blew up a condom and we were all bouncing it around, playing that whole "don't let it touch the ground" game. Well, I hit it his way, and he missed it with his hand. The wind blew it to where it hovered around his waist for a bit, so I yelled, "There's still time, kick it!" Everyone shut up and stared at me. He had this "how could you?!" look in his face, but played it off and just sorta chuckled and said something like "yeah, let me just kick it..." I was still sorta laughing, but it finally clicked. I didn't feel too guilty, because I didn't really mean any harm by it and it just didn't occur to me in that instant that he couldn't use his legs, but everyone else thought I was an asshole. Joe Biden! ...Is that you!? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #6 May 6, 2011 I'm one of those people who, when they're driving & see a sign that says the lane willl end in 1000 feet, will continue to drive in that lane until it ends before merging. My philosophy is that you should maximize the use of all of the road space for as long as you possibly can. It's just the most efficient way to use all the road space for as long as possible. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #7 May 6, 2011 Quote I'm one of those people who, when they're driving & see a sign that says the lane willl end in 1000 feet, will continue to drive in that lane until it ends before merging. My philosophy is that you should maximize the use of all of the road space for as long as you possibly can. It's just the most efficient way to use all the road space for as long as possible. Unless you have 505 hp at your disposal, you sir, are an asshole . If you do, when the cop in the left lane who saw you do this at 85 mph, comes up, and when he passes you, shakes his finger at you , you just count yourself very lucky lisalisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #8 May 6, 2011 Can't remember if I told this one before... My boyfriend was picking me up at the airport and I just knew he was going to be starving and everything was going to be closed, as usual... So this time I came prepared - I had bought him a ham sandwitch on the plane... That's right... A HAM SANDWITCH... I forgot that's obviously a no-no for a muslim Luckily I realised just before he sank his teeth into it... Which still made me feel like a jerk because he was starving and I was taking away his sammich... "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpsalot-2 3 #9 May 6, 2011 Quote I'm driving by a golf course. There are golf holes on both sides of the road, and the road is full of twisties, so you have to go slow. So, I'm on one of the curves, driving slow (with my windows open because of the weather), and I see a guy about to hit a ball. Without thinking, I yell as loudly as I can out the window "FOUUUURRRRRR!!!" Boy, did he screw up that shot. ________________________________________________ I was out golfing one day, and this young dude drove by and yelled four out his window just to fuck with people. I figured he'd be coming back the same way. So when I saw him coming closer, I drove a ball into his windshield and blew out the whole thing. That was a good day.......I guess I'm just a little old fashioned....You know...respect your elders. Life is short ... jump often. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #10 May 6, 2011 Quote That's right... A HAM SANDWITCH... I forgot that's obviously a no-no for a muslim Well, I grew up Baptist, and I wasn't supposed to dance or drink beer, and those both turned out to be a lot of fun.Q: Why can't Southern Baptists have sex standing up? A: Someone might peek in their windows and think they were dancing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DiverMike 5 #11 May 6, 2011 I'm one of those people who goes out of his way to make sure people who continue to drive in a lane that is closing don't get to merge in at the last moment. I put my front bumper 2 inches away from the car in front of me and ignore any attempts to let them merge in. For the same reason I jump off a perfectly good diving board. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #12 May 6, 2011 QuoteI'm one of those people who goes out of his way to make sure people who continue to drive in a lane that is closing don't get to merge in at the last moment. I put my front bumper 2 inches away from the car in front of me and ignore any attempts to let them merge in.That of course is perfectly OK. If it's crowded I am willing to wait until there is a large truck that can't respond quickly to stop&go traffic, and then zip in front of him. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david3 0 #13 May 6, 2011 QuoteQuoteI'm one of those people who goes out of his way to make sure people who continue to drive in a lane that is closing don't get to merge in at the last moment. I put my front bumper 2 inches away from the car in front of me and ignore any attempts to let them merge in.That of course is perfectly OK. If it's crowded I am willing to wait until there is a large truck that can't respond quickly to stop&go traffic, and then zip in front of him. Yes because what is the worst that could happen there? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #14 May 6, 2011 You don't zip in while the truck is closing in. You zip in while the truck is lagging back there & still getting itself into gear to move forward. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpsalot-2 3 #15 May 6, 2011 I'm starting to understand the type of mindset that might create a "problem" in the landing area. Obviosly, you could do the same thing there.Life is short ... jump often. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #16 May 6, 2011 Quote I wasn't supposed to dance or drink beer, and those both turned out to be a lot of fun. Yeah... Why *do* they ban all things fun?? Don't they know it just makes it funner??! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abedy 0 #17 May 6, 2011 Quote I'm one of those people who, when they're driving & see a sign that says the lane willl end in 1000 feet, will continue to drive in that lane until it ends before merging. My philosophy is that you should maximize the use of all of the road space for as long as you possibly can. It's just the most efficient way to use all the road space for as long as possible. This is not considered being a jerk here ...in fact, it's even recommended. Jerks are the folks who, as soon as they see a sign "Lane ends in 600 m" (~2000 ft) start squeezing right causing the right lane to get jammed. Needless to say that these folks honk and yell at drivers who ride the left lane until the merging point and/or refuse them to squeeze in "zipper style" (though there are usually signs "squeeze in zipper style".) Seems if you consider someone a fartknocker depends on the lane you prefer The sky is not the limit. The ground is. The Society of Skydiving Ducks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,572 #18 May 6, 2011 Quote Quote I wasn't supposed to dance or drink beer, and those both turned out to be a lot of fun. Yeah... Why *do* they ban all things fun?? Don't they know it just makes it funner??! Fundamentalist: One who lives with the nagging fear that someone, somewhere is having a good time."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkeenan 14 #19 May 6, 2011 I always honk my horn at dogs who are in the middle of taking a dump. They probably think I'm a jerk. _____________________________________ Dude, you are so awesome... Can I be on your ash jump ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyrotech 0 #20 May 6, 2011 Quote Quote I was in massage therapy school about a decade ago. There was this guy in my class that was mostly paralized from the waist down. He walked with 2 crutches, used a wheelchair half the time, the whole bit. There were several times that I helped him into his car, to class, etc. I knew perfectly well that he had very little use of his legs. One day during a break from class, we all got bored so I blew up a condom and we were all bouncing it around, playing that whole "don't let it touch the ground" game. Well, I hit it his way, and he missed it with his hand. The wind blew it to where it hovered around his waist for a bit, so I yelled, "There's still time, kick it!" Everyone shut up and stared at me. He had this "how could you?!" look in his face, but played it off and just sorta chuckled and said something like "yeah, let me just kick it..." I was still sorta laughing, but it finally clicked. I didn't feel too guilty, because I didn't really mean any harm by it and it just didn't occur to me in that instant that he couldn't use his legs, but everyone else thought I was an asshole. Joe Biden! ...Is that you!? How'd you guess? BTW, not letting condoms hit the ground is a big f*cking deal... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ntrprnr 0 #21 May 6, 2011 My first job was an editor at AOL. We all had to work customer support one day a month. (This was back in 1995.) I got a TTY call for tech support. First question I asked the deaf man: "Sir, can you hear the modem dial?"_______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #22 May 6, 2011 Another faux-pas I made with the b/f... He invited a work colleague to his place for dinner, and I got a text message... I took out my two handsets to check which one it was, and the guy asked: "why do you have 2 phones?" to which I replied without missing a beat: "one is for when Mohamed calls me and the other is for when my husband calls me." He was horrified and said: "you have 2 husbands????" I said: "of course not, Mohamed isn't my husband." Apparently the guy wouldn't speak to Mo for weeks. "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #23 May 6, 2011 Quote I'm driving by a golf course. There are golf holes on both sides of the road, and the road is full of twisties, so you have to go slow. So, I'm on one of the curves, driving slow (with my windows open because of the weather), and I see a guy about to hit a ball. Without thinking, I yell as loudly as I can out the window "FOUUUURRRRRR!!!" Boy, did he screw up that shot. What have you done in the past without even trying to be a jerk on purpose? I bet you felt so cool after that. By the way, it's fore, not four. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peanutt 0 #24 May 6, 2011 My original home dz was right beside a golf course. If I had to land off and the timing was just right, I would yell FOUR from above as I flew over. However, we did learn to avoid the driving range if at all possible Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justme12001 0 #25 May 7, 2011 I like to get in the lane that doesn't end and get beside the people like you, make sure NEVER to look over at em, and don't give an inch. Just keep on driven until I run em off the road. Guess that make me the jerk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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