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I haven't had a chance to read this book, I did pick it up and flipped a few pages here and there. Big type letters, lots of white space and plain utilization of the English language.

Any one actually read this thing?


Honestly I'm a little eeehhh about all of this "oh I just read this book" crap I'm hearing from the ladies. Yeah ok...you read a little erotic book woo hoo...now what are you going to freaking do about it? So will it be my handcuffs or yours.

But that aside? Is it worth the pulp it's written on or is it just a well marketed Fabbio book?

And more importantly will it get me any blushed smiles while I read it at FiveBucks while looking sexy as always?
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I'm reading thru it. It's definitely oriented towards the ladies. But hey, we got our porn. They certainly deserve to have theirs served up any way they like. I'm glad to see women enjoying this series and not being shy to admit it. Basic knot tying lessons, anyone?:)

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Part of being a true ladies man such as ME...is to truly understand the ladies...which I do and that's why they do love me.


That said...there are 3 freaking books! MY FREAKING GOD I HAVE TO READ 3 BOOKS!

JUDAS!

See this is the difference between men and women.
Men => Penthouse Forum.....3 pages per story.
Women => 50 Shades..........3 freaking books!

And I'm going to read these freaking books but I'm willing to bet that at best each book has 3 good pages!
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3 Books!?

Well I wonder what kind of looks I'll get for reading these while at the gym, pool, cafe, bar, lounge, near any trailor park or biker bar.
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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3 Books!?

Well I wonder what kind of looks I'll get for reading these while at the gym, pool, cafe, bar, lounge, near any trailor park or biker bar.



Buy an E reader, and that way no one will know what your reading or say something like "Oh, that looks interesting. What's it about?" :)
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that way no one will know what your reading


And why on gods green earth would I DO THAT!

I want all the ladies to know what Shah is reading! Out loud, proud and ready to.....well i'm out of rimes.
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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"...be plowed."

Do I have to do everything for you?


Loud, prowed and plow....yes YES YYYYEEESSSS!

read it loud
read it proud
and then I shall plow!
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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Part of being a true ladies man such as ME...is to truly understand the ladies...which I do and that's why they do love me.


That said...there are 3 freaking books! MY FREAKING GOD I HAVE TO READ 3 BOOKS!

JUDAS!

See this is the difference between men and women.
Men => Penthouse Forum.....3 pages per story.
Women => 50 Shades..........3 freaking books!

And I'm going to read these freaking books but I'm willing to bet that at best each book has 3 good pages!




*sigh* just like in real life a man wants to finish too quickly. Women like a slow... read. ;):)


and just fyi I'm about half way into the first book. There's way more than 3 good pages :)

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*sigh* just like in real life a man wants to finish too quickly.


Depends on how cute she is and how good she is....even a girl can be a bad lay and all a guy wants to do is punch out and watch TV!
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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*sigh* just like in real life a man wants to finish too quickly. Women like a slow... read. ;):)


and just fyi I'm about half way into the first book. There's way more than 3 good pages :)








Yeah but I bet when you're done ...the pages don't stick together like they do with Penthouse! :$;):ph34r:










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*sigh* just like in real life a man wants to finish too quickly. Women like a slow... read. ;):)


and just fyi I'm about half way into the first book. There's way more than 3 good pages :)








Yeah but I bet when you're done ...the pages don't stick together like they do with Penthouse! :$;):ph34r:


bwahahaha!

well i hope not since its on my kindle. that would be bad if it got sticky...

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Yeah but I bet when you're done ...the pages don't stick together like they do with Penthouse! :$;):ph34r:


You are dating the wrong kind of women!
I now only date girls who have an active sex drive.
So her pages better be sticky!
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I've always found that women's erotica is far more sensual and that it's far more effective for stimulating the major erogenous zone - the imagination.

Someone once described the difference between male and female porn as being that in male porn the woman says 'do what you want to me' whereas in female porn it's more like 'do what I want you to do to me'.

edited to add: the title of the book is '50 shades of grey'. I'd also recommend an anthology of short stories called 'Totally Herotica'
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*sigh* just like in real life a man wants to finish too quickly. Women like a slow... read. ;):)

and just fyi I'm about half way into the first book. There's way more than 3 good pages :)



Yeah but I bet when you're done ...the pages don't stick together like they do with Penthouse! :$;):ph34r:

Funny -- Penthouse Forum doesn't get sticky when I read it.

... and I will "one up" you on reading it in public. Took one as reading material on a flight when I was in my 20s.
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... and I will "one up" you on reading it in public. Took one as reading material on a flight when I was in my 20s.

I like a woman who's not afraid to like what she likes. :)
I bet the guys next to you were getting pretty hot about it though. ;):)
I hate the double standard that "good girls don't . . . yada yada yada". We all have desires and needs. Finding someone that meets all those is what life is all about. :)

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that way no one will know what your reading


And why on gods green earth would I DO THAT!

I want all the ladies to know what Shah is reading! Out loud, proud and ready to.....well i'm out of rimes.


Just finished watching a 1st season marathon of Wilfred. This quote made me laugh and think of you! "I was going to get that on Kindle, but then people couldn't see how deep I am" :D:D
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