skydived19006 4 #76 May 25, 2004 QuoteQuoteWHat movie? "Our precious bodily fluids." "... precious bodily fluids." "... fluids. " "...precious bodily fluids ...." The incomparable Mr. Peter Sellers in Dr. Strangelove Right movie, but not Sellers lines. How about this one, I like to use this on my tandem passingers while wainting for door on jump run. Well, boys, I reckon this is it - nuclear combat toe to toe with the Roosskies.Experience is what you get when you thought you were going to get something else. AC DZ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 135 #77 May 26, 2004 - But Crush, how do you know when they're ready? - I don't know Dude, but when they know, you know, you know...scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tcnelson 1 #78 May 26, 2004 Utah!!...Gimme two."Don't talk to me like that assface...I don't work for you yet." - Fletch NBFT, Deseoso Rodriguez RB#1329 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duckwater 0 #79 May 26, 2004 Rectum? Damn near killed em! Chris Farley - Black Sheep I miss him, alot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #80 December 14, 2012 The Human Stain: "Nelson, you're a genuine vocal master - and so rich with contempt for every last human problem you never had to face...I never again want to hear that self admiring voice of yours - or see your smug lily-white face." I believe in the novel by Philip Roth it reads, "smug fucking lily-white face."I could spend the entire day listening to Sir Anthony Hopkins spit ripostes with his superior linguistic ability...Love it. Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,387 #81 December 14, 2012 Quote I could spend the entire day listening to Sir Anthony Hopkins spit ripostes with his superior linguistic ability...Love it. I could spend a day listening to Peter O'Toole. Most every line he uttered in "The Stunt Man" was memorable: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BesLJgU0ZBs This is on my short list of best movies."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #82 December 14, 2012 "Holy six year old thread Batman!" -Dark Knight II ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #83 December 14, 2012 "Human beings are a disease - a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.""There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #84 December 14, 2012 "Yeah, well she blacker than a motherfucker too." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #85 December 15, 2012 "I can taste your stink, and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it, it's repulsive" lmao...Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #86 December 15, 2012 "I'd love to stay and chat but I'm having an old friend for dinner." "You say I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?" "Man, I'd like to put my face in there. Right in there. Tartar sauce. My hips are cold. Tartar sauce. That's when you know its cold. I like eating pussy. Tartar sauce. A lot of guys don't. Well maybe they do. Maybe that's just black guys. Tartar sauce. What happened to the guy who was trying to fly around the world in a balloon? Did he make it? I should put some espionage or stolen plutonium in my novel. Tartar sauce. Spice it up. Neil Young. Fuck, its cold. Neil Young. Wh-why am I thinking about Neil Young. Neil Diamond. Neil... Theres not a lot of famous Neils. Is this Wednesday? I wish I had two dicks. I thought the whole family was going to learn Spanish together this year. That never really happened. I haven't had a Spanish omelette in a long time. Here we go." "Dave Spritz: I got the job. Robert Spritzel: New York? [Dave Spritz nods his head yes] Robert Spritzel: That's terrific. That's a remarkable income. That's more money than I ever made, that salary. Dave Spritz: Yeah. Robert Spritzel: That's quite an American accomplishment." So many lines from Caine's character in The Weather Man..."There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #87 December 15, 2012 My father used to say that not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail, with a blouse full of goodies, but... it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dpreguy 14 #88 December 15, 2012 The Professionals. All time best 'kinda western' movie. Lee Marvin and others. Many great quotes, but this is the funniest scene: Claudia Cardinelle is a captive, and to escape, bares her magnificent breasts to Burt Lancaster. While he is obviously distracted, she steals his pistol. Pulls the trigger. He has previously unloaded it so it only goes "click". She is pissed. Really pissed. She says, "You go to hell!". Ol Burt; still staring at those great tits says, "Yes ma'am. I'm on my way." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LookUpHigh 0 #89 December 15, 2012 (weird German guy picks up bowling ball) "What the fuck is this?" Dude- "well obviously you're not a golfer" hahaha my favorite! Another one from the Dude- "God damn you Walter! You fuckin' asshole! Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #90 December 15, 2012 Quote "Holy six year old thread Batman!" -Dark Knight II I was reading the thread and went "Wow, WFFC? Man, that guy hasn't posted in forever." Then I realized that it was forever ago this thread was posted to! "So you're saying that my mom has the hots...for me?"--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #91 December 15, 2012 "So you're telling me there's a chance?" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #92 December 15, 2012 "Le temps détruit tout"Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #93 December 15, 2012 All glory is fleeting. Last line from the movie Patton. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jrouse 0 #94 December 15, 2012 Mom:"OK OK OK nobody's blowing anything out there ass" Dad: "What it means, what means is I would like to blow uncle Roman out of my ass!" Mom:"I dont wanna hear anymore, about anyone, blowing anything, out their ass" Son: " You might as well blow the whole family out your ass while your at it dad" 1:26min mark: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i14zKG0_X3cLovin every second of it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
