Ashtanga 0 #1 February 7, 2013 And then go fuck yourself smore... Smores...I like smores... SMORES! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #2 February 7, 2013 Quote And then go fuck yourself smore... Smores...I like smores... SMORES! If you want to do that, you will want to wait till they cool down some, so as to avoid the painful blisters.lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #3 February 7, 2013 Blisters............HERPES SHE HAS HERPES Smoores=good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #4 February 7, 2013 Quote Blisters............HERPES SHE HAS HERPES Smoores=good. Nope! It's a well-known fact that I have COOTIES!lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #6 February 7, 2013 Not to be vulgar but, have you ever wondered, that when someone says "go fork yourself" like how exactly that's suppose to be done. I mean you would have to be both male and female and even then I would think it would be hard. Just a thought.No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #7 February 7, 2013 Quote Not to be vulgar but, have you ever wondered, that when someone says "go fork yourself" like how exactly that's suppose to be done. I mean you would have to be both man and female and even then I would think it would be hard. Just a thought. I hear there might be "toys" for that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #8 February 7, 2013 No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #9 February 7, 2013 With a FUCK FUCK here and a FUCK FUCK there Here a FUCK There a FUCK I don't give a FUCK FUCK Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #10 February 7, 2013 Quote Not to be vulgar but, have you ever wondered, that when someone says "go fork yourself" like how exactly that's suppose to be done. I mean you would have to be both male and female and even then I would think it would be hard. Just a thought. Hi 5 Exercise & lots of Practice, practice, practice.Dibs on the pic's. You can trust me,I won't show them to anyone elseOne Jump Wonder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #11 February 7, 2013 Cartman!!! It's fine if you have no other options. Personally, I prefer assistance with that particular hobby. Some things are just so much better when you have someone to share them with. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #12 February 7, 2013 QuoteNot to be vulgar but, have you ever wondered, that when someone says "go fork yourself" like how exactly that's suppose to be done. I mean you would have to be both male and female and even then I would think it would be hard. Just a thought. Not a problem for Jonah FalconMy reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #13 February 7, 2013 Little Johnny was hanging out with his dad driving him to an amusement park. Johnny: "Dad, can I drive the car?" Dad: "Can your dick reach around your leg and touch your asshole?" Johnny: "No, it can't." Dad: "Sorry son, you're not big enough to drive the car." Later on while Johnny is in line for a ride, his dad decides he wants a beer. Of course Johnny wants to be like his dad: Johnny: "Dad, can I have a beer too?" Dad: "Can your dick reach around your leg and touch your asshole?" Johnny: "No, it can't." Dad: "Sorry son, you're not big enough to have a beer." At the end of the day, they get home and Johnnys mom had made Johnny a batch of delicious chocolate chip cookies: Dad: "Can I have some of your cookies?" Johnny: "Can your dick reach around your leg and touch your asshole?" Dad: "Why yes, it can!" Johnny: "Well good, go fuck yourself, mom made these cookies for me!""I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #14 February 7, 2013 Quote Dad: "Can I have some of your cookies?" Johnny: "Can your dick reach around your leg and touch your asshole?" Dad: "Why yes, it can!" Johnny: "Well good, go fuck yourself, mom made these cookies for me!" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abedy 0 #15 February 7, 2013 How about this T-shirt? Quote SMORES! Just a letter away: Is a wet dream a SNOREGASM? The sky is not the limit. The ground is. The Society of Skydiving Ducks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #16 February 7, 2013 The things I have learned since joining DZ. Crud. Does anyone else still blush? No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skootz 0 #17 February 7, 2013 Fuck fuck fuck a duck Screw a Kangaroo Finger bang an Orangutan Support your local zoo - - - Side note... Turtle.... Where are you?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #18 February 7, 2013 Quote Not to be vulgar but, have you ever wondered, that when someone says "go fork yourself" like how exactly that's suppose to be done. I mean you would have to be both male and female and even then I would think it would be hard. Just a thought. the politically correct version of what you say would be "just go spork yourself!" Trivia question the work FUCK is an acronym. What does it stand for... Hint: it was the name of a van halen album back in the day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #19 February 7, 2013 Quote Quote Not to be vulgar but, have you ever wondered, that when someone says "go fork yourself" like how exactly that's suppose to be done. I mean you would have to be both male and female and even then I would think it would be hard. Just a thought. the politically correct version of what you say would be "just go spork yourself!" Trivia question the work FUCK is an acronym. What does it stand for... Hint: it was the name of a van halen album back in the day. For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge...is often thought to be the meaning of the FUCK acronym, but it's not. Nor is 'Fornication Under Consent of the King...' It's actually derived from probably either the Dutch or German word which sounds pretty similar and means the same thing. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #20 February 7, 2013 Not according to Snopes lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #21 February 7, 2013 QuoteNot according to Snopes Well...yeah I went into more detail with an edit. I was answering his acronym / Van Halen thing. ~ I had a journalism class in college that went into a ton of those types of words...we 'think' we know an origin of them that's in fact really not true. Most are as this one, taken from another language, and some have no obvious links to the 'current' usage & definition...but traced back through history do show an interesting link. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #22 February 7, 2013 Hey Jim, At least I got the name of that van halen album right! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #23 February 7, 2013 Quote Hey Jim, At least I got the name of that van halen album right! Fuckin' A ! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #24 February 7, 2013 Quote Quote Not according to Snopes Well...yeah I went into more detail with an edit. I was answering his acronym / Van Halen thing. ~ I had a journalism class in college that went into a ton of those types of words...we 'think' we know an origin of them that's in fact really not true. Most are as this one, taken from another language, and some have no obvious links to the 'current' usage & definition...but traced back through history do show an interesting link. I think this one falls under the "Backronym" category. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #25 February 7, 2013 Quote Quote Quote Not according to Snopes Well...yeah I went into more detail with an edit. I was answering his acronym / Van Halen thing. ~ I had a journalism class in college that went into a ton of those types of words...we 'think' we know an origin of them that's in fact really not true. Most are as this one, taken from another language, and some have no obvious links to the 'current' usage & definition...but traced back through history do show an interesting link. I think this one falls under the "Backronym" category. As in Bark For Me Baby! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
