If you were a serial killer?

[jcd11235 0]

I should have registered with the username cheesegrater.

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[promise5 17]

BillyVance

Ummm....

I was wondering when you would post Billy!!
At least yours wouldn't be a surprise

No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

[CSpenceFLY 1]

Nothing to do with my screen name but here is what I would do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUi4BOpNnvo

[Heatmiser 0]

BBQ your ass.

What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo

Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

[skydiverbry 0]

I would throw them outta a plane while I make them scream my my name........Bry







Bry

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[SkyCoi 0]

I would drop fish on my victim from a great height ...

[turtlespeed 212]

Very . . . VERY . . . Slowly.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[oldwomanc6 38]

turtlespeed

Very . . . VERY . . . Slowly.

Best answer, yet!

lisa
WSCR 594
FB 1023
CBDB 9

[grue 1]

promise5

If you were a serial killer how would you maim and kill your victims based solely on your username?

Saw this question posted somewhere else and thought I would ask here,since there are some interesting usernames.

I suppose mine would be I could promise I would maim you 5 different ways before you died??

…in the dark.

cavete terrae.

[ManagingPrime 0]

I guess I would adopt "The counts" voice and inflict "3 stab wounds...ha ha ha. 5 bullet holes...ha ha ha. 7 finger nails removed... ha ha ha."

This is twisted.

[jumpinjackflsh 0]

I'm with you.

I'd put em all on a Otter and shove em out the door.

With a little Rollin Stones music to escort em to altitude...

[oldwomanc6 38]

grue

…in the dark.

Here, I was thinking, you'd do it up all bloody, and gross. That way it would be "gruesome."

lisa
WSCR 594
FB 1023
CBDB 9

[Nataly 38]

I would kill them with the harsh truth (ie: "Not-a-lie")

"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

[ryoder 1,384]

BTW If you are going to kill someone, try not to butt-dial 911 while discussing your plans: http://www.bradenton.com/2013/05/23/4537411/murder-plot-recorded-on-phone.html

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[davjohns 1]

Well, my screen name is one given me based on my name. David Johnson.

I guess if it will guide my future career as a serial killer, I would have to exclusively target men named John who are members of the Disabled American Veterans.

Do I have to bring back the people I killed before I knew this was my limiting characteristic? I'm not sure I remember where I put all the bodies.

I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

[turtlespeed 212]

davjohns

Well, my screen name is one given me based on my name. David Johnson.

I guess if it will guide my future career as a serial killer, I would have to exclusively target men named John who are members of the Disabled American Veterans.

Do I have to bring back the people I killed before I knew this was my limiting characteristic? I'm not sure I remember where I put all the bodies.

Well - first of all you need a cool middle name.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[BillyVance 34]

turtlespeed

***Well, my screen name is one given me based on my name. David Johnson.

I guess if it will guide my future career as a serial killer, I would have to exclusively target men named John who are members of the Disabled American Veterans.

Do I have to bring back the people I killed before I knew this was my limiting characteristic? I'm not sure I remember where I put all the bodies.

Well - first of all you need a cool middle name.

David Hoss Johnson?

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[Darius11 12]

Based on user name

Feed you kabobs and tea until you exploded. and i would kill 11 people. then take a break and have some kabobs.....and tea

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain

[Guest]

5 different ways--

Cheerios

Frosted Flakes

Rice Krispies

Lucky Charms (always after them)

Trix (are for kids)

mh
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"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

[devildog 0]

I'd stuff them with tasty snacks until their stomach popped ala the movie "Seven"

You stop breathing for a few minutes and everyone jumps to conclusions.