Shotgun 1 #1 July 19, 2013 For some reason this came up in conversation, and I thought, "Skydivers? Yes, I'm sure this has been done before." So, come on, fess up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #2 July 19, 2013 Never heard of it. Dare I ask? lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #3 July 19, 2013 I've never seen a creeper that was all that attractive to me. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #4 July 19, 2013 Dirt diving? Time to dock! My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #5 July 19, 2013 After seeing horny gorillas, this has to be the name of a jump. Im just not going to google it. Nope not a chance.No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jono 0 #6 July 19, 2013 promise5 After seeing horny gorillas, this has to be the name of a jump. Im just not going to google it. Nope not a chance. I can understand why you might think so but not everything skydivers do outside of jumping is......(trying to think of the right word here) "bad"! http://www.ultimatecreepers.com/ As for the poll, I don't mind my sessions being a little...different, but with the wheels, I think it would be too hard to gain any shall we say "traction". Of course you could always use these I suppose - Remember you don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #7 July 19, 2013 Hhhhhmmmmmmm interesting No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigMark 1 #8 July 19, 2013 Some girls creep with loose shorts sans underwear, THANK YOU! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #9 July 19, 2013 promise5After seeing horny gorillas, this has to be the name of a jump. No, that would be a Safe Sex jump.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #10 July 19, 2013 ShotgunFor some reason this came up in conversation, and I thought, "Skydivers? Yes, I'm sure this has been done before." How do you envision the creepers being used to enhance the sexual experience? Does one person lay down on it and the other remain on solid ground? Does that enable smoother action due to the lowered friction of the wheel bearings? Or, is one participant hanging from a harness above while the other spins around? I just can't quite follow this? Could you explain your technique? And slowly please, we're taking notes.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #11 July 19, 2013 Rats. You made me create a mental image. Woman on the creeper (face up or down will work). Creeper on coffee table (my home DZ has one). Careful to keep the creeper on the table or it all goes wrong. A larger table could be used if your DZ has one for re-packing / inspection and it is hip level. Anyway, the guy could sit on the edge of the sofa by the coffee table or just stand by the inspection table. The girl can be rolled to and fro for the requisite motion. I don't usually participate in these kinds of threads, but it seemed like a challenge to figure out. I love solving problems.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #12 July 19, 2013 I googled "creeper sex" and came up with this: http://youtu.be/FGLBH7s-Fa8 But somehow I don't think you were talking about Minecraft... "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,053 #13 July 19, 2013 I'm thinking Real Doll with some roller bearings on it.... Nah.. that'd never work. No one would get off the creepers and go skydiving. PIC NSFWNobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorrinRadd 0 #14 July 19, 2013 BIGUNI'm thinking Real Doll with some roller bearings on it.... Nah.. that'd never work. No one would get off the creepers and go skydiving. PIC NSFW ... those things really put the creepy in creeper...Why drive myself crazy trying to be normal, when I am already at crazy? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #15 July 19, 2013 We've got the hard shell fiberglass creepers at our DZ. I can't imagine them being useful for that, but maybe I lack imagination.Now, some of those plywood ones with lots of foam padding? Hey, did I ever tell you why they are called "packing tables"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #16 July 20, 2013 quade How do you envision the creepers being used to enhance the sexual experience? I didn't really envision anything but you guys have some interesting ideas. It was just a funny topic that came up, and I didn't think for a moment that it hadn't been done before. I would imagine that there are not many areas of a dropzone that have not been violated. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #17 July 20, 2013 Nataly I googled "creeper sex" and came up with this: http://youtu.be/FGLBH7s-Fa8 But somehow I don't think you were talking about Minecraft... What the??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #18 July 20, 2013 Shotgun ***I googled "creeper sex" and came up with this: http://youtu.be/FGLBH7s-Fa8 But somehow I don't think you were talking about Minecraft... What the??? NOW you know why I was afraid to ask. As soon as Lawrocket responded, THEN, it made sense (for a skydiver or a car mechanic, anyway). All the google text-based descriptions sounded even worse than the video. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingRhenquest 1 #19 July 20, 2013 Nataly I googled "creeper sex" and came up with this: http://youtu.be/FGLBH7s-Fa8 But somehow I don't think you were talking about Minecraft... The minecraft creeper would always explode prematurelyI'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
