Rick 67 #51 November 19, 2013 skymama Maybe you need a priest to come to the house for an exorcism instead of opening Christmas presents!! Hmmm...dz.commer Rick looks like Jesus. I think you're on to something... You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #52 November 19, 2013 CSpenceFLYMaybe your brother could find a pair of pants to put on and straighten her ass out. "Hey honey i will drop you off at Mass and go party with the family. Might need to get a taxi home as I will be to loaded to drive." problem solvedYou can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #53 November 19, 2013 Your dad's wrong, you didn't start anything. Your sis in law is a narcissist- its all about her. Now she's trying to divide & control by having a tantrum. well sorry but crying children don't make the rules. Give me her address- I'll go kick her ass. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #54 November 19, 2013 She suggested we can all get together a different day, since all we do is dress up and give presents to one another. That, she says, can be done on any day. But Christmas Eve is all about going to church, so apparently that HAS to be done in the middle of our celebration instead of the two later times at night. You are so correct in your assessment of her; this certainly isn't the first problem we've had with her. Mom says no way, no how are we doing a separate celebration just for her. Go mom! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #55 November 19, 2013 That's why I hate people. Except you lot. You're alright. Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #56 November 19, 2013 CSpenceFLY ******Sounds like she is an unreasonable bitch. You want me to talk to her? you probably see her at the weekly meetings anyway don't be too hard on yourself Andrea you just said what everybody else was thinking Damn it, that's what I do, say what everyone else is thinking, and everyone says I'm an asshole. Calling her a stupid fucker PROBABLY wouldn't help the situation. Funny as all hell, but . . . I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #57 November 19, 2013 Remster That's why I hate people. Except you lot. You're alright. Most of us anyway.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #58 November 19, 2013 skymama She suggested we can all get together a different day, since all we do is dress up and give presents to one another. That, she says, can be done on any day. But Christmas Eve is all about going to church, so apparently that HAS to be done in the middle of our celebration instead of the two later times at night. You are so correct in your assessment of her; this certainly isn't the first problem we've had with her. Mom says no way, no how are we doing a separate celebration just for her. Go mom! That's so effing insulting IMHO. Whether your family is religious or not, it's tradition. And you DON'T EFF WITH TRADITION!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #59 November 19, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy And you DON'T EFF WITH TRADITION!! I've never understood the tradition of ruining a perfectly good holiday by spending it with relatives."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #60 November 19, 2013 ryoder ***And you DON'T EFF WITH TRADITION!! I've never understood the tradition of ruining a perfectly good holiday by spending it with relatives.Sometimes you don't appreciate it until you have none. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #61 November 19, 2013 Quote And you DON'T EFF WITH TRADITION!! Cool I agree! My parents are so devoted to the family and so generous with their time, they really don't ask much in return other than these few hours on Christmas Eve. Oh well, she's the one who is missing out. She'll be stuck in church while we're all getting drunk and opening presents! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SecondRound 0 #62 November 19, 2013 Now I see why family is referred to as the ties that bind and gag. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #63 November 19, 2013 Tell your parents to take heart- at least their kids aren't the Cheney sisters. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #64 November 19, 2013 Andy9o8 Tell your parents to take heart- at least their kids aren't the Cheney sisters. OMG, right??? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #65 November 19, 2013 skymama Quote And you DON'T EFF WITH TRADITION!! Cool I agree! My parents are so devoted to the family and so generous with their time, they really don't ask much in return other than these few hours on Christmas Eve. Oh well, she's the one who is missing out. She'll be stuck in church while we're all getting drunk and opening presents! I'm curious how many years she has been in the family and how many years it took her to start being a self centered bitch after she got the noose around your brothers neck? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #66 November 20, 2013 you should have attached her biblical sermon that she sent. She's a tryin' to convert us Maybell! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #67 November 20, 2013 you could always invite me around to take her place, Ill be in town. You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjumpenfool 2 #68 November 20, 2013 Christmas is all about going to church? Tell her that Mary and Joseph just hung out with each other in the barn. Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #69 November 20, 2013 normiss you should have attached her biblical sermon that she sent. She's a tryin' to convert us Maybell! Was this a handwritten letter with lots of biblical quotes in it? I think she might be related to my mother."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmytavino 16 #70 November 20, 2013 does the Sister-In-Law attend church EVERY sunday ??? if not then i'd say her 'devotion' is not genuine... HOW does HER husband and Kids feel about the issue??? are THEY also dedicated to her game plan or does she impose HER will on them??? I'll never knock someones desire to "go to church" ... to each his/her own... BUt not to the point of bringing dis-harmony to an annual family celebration.. her "philosphy " and her "behavior " seem contradictory.... No????? PS Nancy goes to Church " weekly " ...I go to Church " weakly " ..wishing you alllll "peace on earth" or at least " Peace in central Florida " !!! jimmy ( the former Altar Boy ) tavino Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #71 November 20, 2013 No, she doesn't attend every Sunday. I think my brother goes with her to keep the peace and I think the kids are "made" to go. I mentioned the situation to my kids, so they'd know why we wouldn't all be together and my son said, "I don't think God told people to be selfish like that". Definitely contradictory in my mind. I don't want to post what she said about her beliefs because my whole initial request with her was to just go to church at a different time. I really don't care what she does or doesn't believe.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #72 November 20, 2013 I think she is rude to do this if she is a member of the Holly and Lily Society. And I say that as a Christian. There are other services she could have attended. Enjoy Christmas without her.lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #73 November 21, 2013 JohnMitchell *** I think Andrea's too classy for that one. Yeah, you're right. We'll have Normiss call her. I'm sure Normiss can handle unreasonable bitches, but I like CSpenceFly's idea. It'd let Normiss off the hook. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #74 November 21, 2013 normiss "Everyone is happy. " Lie. Plain and simple. Correction "Everyone NOT going to church is happy." "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #75 November 21, 2013 CSpenceFLY I'm curious how many years she has been in the family and how many years it took her to start being a self centered bitch after she got the noose around your brothers nutsack? Fixed it for you. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
