airtwardo 7 #1476 December 20, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy ***************You guys are bad. I gotta be me.However in my defense, I never knowingly went out with a married woman. They only told me after the fact. OMG... what a slut!! Her, not you!!! No. He's a slut too. Thanks for sticking up for me!You men really stick together. Bad Hygiene... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 723 #1477 December 20, 2013 I had a wife once. Her husband came and got her. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #1478 December 20, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy I wonder if this thread was called the "Who do you want to make love to from DZ.com" how many posts it would've received. I believe there's a difference in the two... I agree there is a difference. Never seen a PM from me, have you?I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1479 December 20, 2013 davjohns ***I wonder if this thread was called the "Who do you want to make love to from DZ.com" how many posts it would've received. I believe there's a difference in the two... I agree there is a difference. Never seen a PM from me, have you? As it relates to this thread I'd never confirm/deny who has/hasn't PMd. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #1480 December 20, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy I wonder if this thread was called the "Who do you want to make love to from DZ.com" how many posts it would've received. I believe there's a difference in the two... Bang: what you do with your SO when you just look at them and can't wait,in a place you hope you don't get caught. Example, club house bathroom after a jump. Make love: what you do with your SO that takes longer and is more expressive of feelings and your connection. You wait for the right one then you swing from the chandeliers and have fun!No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 4 #1481 December 21, 2013 promise5 ***I wonder if this thread was called the "Who do you want to make love to from DZ.com" how many posts it would've received. I believe there's a difference in the two... Bang: what you do with your SO when you just look at them and can't wait,in a place you hope you don't get caught. Example, club house bathroom after a jump. Make love: what you do with your SO that takes longer and is more expressive of feelings and your connection. You wait for the right one then you swing from the chandeliers and have fun! I just have a hard time picturing you swing from the chandeliers. SparkyMy idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #1482 December 21, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy ******You guys are bad. I gotta be me.However in my defense, I never knowingly went out with a married woman. They only told me after the fact. OMG... what a slut!! Her, not you!!! Never been around a military base when the division is gone, have ya? Gotta become a damn investigator. Tan lines on the ring finger? Pictures of her and a guy that she claims is her brother/roommate? No job yet has a nice house?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #1483 December 21, 2013 theonlyski *********You guys are bad. I gotta be me.However in my defense, I never knowingly went out with a married woman. They only told me after the fact. OMG... what a slut!! Her, not you!!! Never been around a military base when the division is gone, have ya? Gotta become a damn investigator. Tan lines on the ring finger? Pictures of her and a guy that she claims is her brother/roommate? No job yet has a nice house?Bossey, doesn't care what she looks like, trash can full of empty bonbon boxes, granny panties...lol ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #1484 December 21, 2013 airtwardo ************You guys are bad. I gotta be me.However in my defense, I never knowingly went out with a married woman. They only told me after the fact. OMG... what a slut!! Her, not you!!! Never been around a military base when the division is gone, have ya? Gotta become a damn investigator. Tan lines on the ring finger? Pictures of her and a guy that she claims is her brother/roommate? No job yet has a nice house?Bossey, doesn't care what she looks like, trash can full of empty bonbon boxes, granny panties...lol Has no problem paying for YOUR drinks and taking you home."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1485 December 21, 2013 theonlyski *********You guys are bad. I gotta be me.However in my defense, I never knowingly went out with a married woman. They only told me after the fact. OMG... what a slut!! Her, not you!!! Never been around a military base when the division is gone, have ya? Gotta become a damn investigator. Tan lines on the ring finger? Pictures of her and a guy that she claims is her brother/roommate? No job yet has a nice house?Years ago, someone down in Key West told me the Navy guys marry ugly women so no one will want to bone them while they're deployed. I always thought that was mean. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #1486 December 21, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy ************You guys are bad. I gotta be me.However in my defense, I never knowingly went out with a married woman. They only told me after the fact. OMG... what a slut!! Her, not you!!! Never been around a military base when the division is gone, have ya? Gotta become a damn investigator. Tan lines on the ring finger? Pictures of her and a guy that she claims is her brother/roommate? No job yet has a nice house?Years ago, someone down in Key West told me the Navy guys marry ugly women so no one will want to bone them while they're deployed. I always thought that was mean. Well, they're not going to have sex with them either. The Navy: 100 sailors go to sea, 50 couples come back! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1487 December 21, 2013 theonlyski ***************You guys are bad. I gotta be me.However in my defense, I never knowingly went out with a married woman. They only told me after the fact. OMG... what a slut!! Her, not you!!! Never been around a military base when the division is gone, have ya? Gotta become a damn investigator. Tan lines on the ring finger? Pictures of her and a guy that she claims is her brother/roommate? No job yet has a nice house?Years ago, someone down in Key West told me the Navy guys marry ugly women so no one will want to bone them while they're deployed. I always thought that was mean. Well, they're not going to have sex with them either. The Navy: 100 sailors go to sea, 50 couples come back! Never heard that one! Don't ask, don't tell. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1488 December 21, 2013 theonlyski ***************You guys are bad. I gotta be me.However in my defense, I never knowingly went out with a married woman. They only told me after the fact. OMG... what a slut!! Her, not you!!! Never been around a military base when the division is gone, have ya? Gotta become a damn investigator. Tan lines on the ring finger? Pictures of her and a guy that she claims is her brother/roommate? No job yet has a nice house?Bossey, doesn't care what she looks like, trash can full of empty bonbon boxes, granny panties...lol Has no problem paying for YOUR drinks and taking you home. So, did you have a good time? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #1489 December 21, 2013 mjosparky ******I wonder if this thread was called the "Who do you want to make love to from DZ.com" how many posts it would've received. I believe there's a difference in the two... Bang: what you do with your SO when you just look at them and can't wait,in a place you hope you don't get caught. Example, club house bathroom after a jump. Make love: what you do with your SO that takes longer and is more expressive of feelings and your connection. You wait for the right one then you swing from the chandeliers and have fun! I just have a hard time picturing you swing from the chandeliers. Sparky Aaaaahhh very few do! But that's okNo matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,553 #1490 December 21, 2013 promise5 Bang: what you do with your SO when you just look at them and can't wait,in a place you hope you don't get caught. Example, club house bathroom after a jump. Make love: what you do with your SO that takes longer and is more expressive of feelings and your connection. You wait for the right one then you swing from the chandeliers and have fun! Note to self: Replace the unused ceiling fan with a chandelier."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StoppieJoe 7 #1491 December 21, 2013 ryoder*** Bang: what you do with your SO when you just look at them and can't wait,in a place you hope you don't get caught. Example, club house bathroom after a jump. Make love: what you do with your SO that takes longer and is more expressive of feelings and your connection. You wait for the right one then you swing from the chandeliers and have fun! Note to self: Replace the unused ceiling fan with a chandelier that is strong enough to swing from .Carpe Diem, Even if it kills me -- "Dead Poet's Society" "Are you getting into trouble over there?" --- "Nothing that I'm going to admit to!" ____________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #1492 December 21, 2013 ryoder *** Bang: what you do with your SO when you just look at them and can't wait,in a place you hope you don't get caught. Example, club house bathroom after a jump. Make love: what you do with your SO that takes longer and is more expressive of feelings and your connection. You wait for the right one then you swing from the chandeliers and have fun! Note to self: Replace the unused ceiling fan with a chandelier. Maybe not, if you turn the fan on and hang from it, it's the very definition of swinging! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #1493 December 21, 2013 oldwomanc6 Maybe not, if you turn the fan on and hang from it, it's the very definition of swinging! That would be spinning, not swingingYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #1494 December 21, 2013 Squeak *** Maybe not, if you turn the fan on and hang from it, it's the very definition of swinging! That would be spinning, not swingingNot if you have a rope! (webster's 3rd def).lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 4 #1495 December 21, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy ************You guys are bad. I gotta be me.However in my defense, I never knowingly went out with a married woman. They only told me after the fact. OMG... what a slut!! Her, not you!!! Never been around a military base when the division is gone, have ya? Gotta become a damn investigator. Tan lines on the ring finger? Pictures of her and a guy that she claims is her brother/roommate? No job yet has a nice house?Years ago, someone down in Key West told me the Navy guys marry ugly women so no one will want to bone them while they're deployed. I always thought that was mean. When I was in the Navy they were called “WestPac Widows”. We would go down to Chula Vista to the Shit Kick’n bars and drive the diesels around the dance floor. If you were going on a WestPac cruse you leave 5 or 6 pairs of shoes and boots around the house to keep the Marines at bay. They would rather shine shoes the fuck. SparkyMy idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #1496 December 21, 2013 mjosparky ***************You guys are bad. I gotta be me.However in my defense, I never knowingly went out with a married woman. They only told me after the fact. OMG... what a slut!! Her, not you!!! Never been around a military base when the division is gone, have ya? Gotta become a damn investigator. Tan lines on the ring finger? Pictures of her and a guy that she claims is her brother/roommate? No job yet has a nice house?Years ago, someone down in Key West told me the Navy guys marry ugly women so no one will want to bone them while they're deployed. I always thought that was mean. When I was in the Navy they were called “WestPac Widows”. We would go down to Chula Vista to the Shit Kick’n bars and drive the diesels around the dance floor. If you were going on a WestPac cruse you leave 5 or 6 pairs of shoes and boots around the house to keep the Marines at bay. They would rather shine shoes the fuck. Sparky ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1497 December 21, 2013 Good morning! Quote Philbo Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1499 December 22, 2013 Sorry for the delay in posting. I actually left my house today. 1st one for the evening: Quote Wolfriverjoe Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1500 December 22, 2013 Quote A 3-way with LuckyMcSwervy and promise5 at "Step into the Void”, while mjosparky watches (or he can make it a 4-way). Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
