Who do you want to bang from DZ.com?

[Squeak 17]

oldwomanc6

Maybe not, if you turn the fan on and hang from it, it's the very definition of swinging!

That would be spinning, not swinging

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[oldwomanc6 38]

Squeak

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Maybe not, if you turn the fan on and hang from it, it's the very definition of swinging!

That would be spinning, not swinging

Not if you have a rope! (webster's 3rd def).

lisa
WSCR 594
FB 1023
CBDB 9

[mjosparky 3]

LuckyMcSwervy

************You guys are bad.

I gotta be me.

However in my defense, I never knowingly went out with a married woman.
They only told me after the fact.

OMG... what a slut!! Her, not you!!!

Never been around a military base when the division is gone, have ya?

Gotta become a damn investigator. Tan lines on the ring finger? Pictures of her and a guy that she claims is her brother/roommate? No job yet has a nice house?

Years ago, someone down in Key West told me the Navy guys marry ugly women so no one will want to bone them while they're deployed. I always thought that was mean.

When I was in the Navy they were called “WestPac Widows”. We would go down to Chula Vista to the Shit Kick’n bars and drive the diesels around the dance floor.

If you were going on a WestPac cruse you leave 5 or 6 pairs of shoes and boots around the house to keep the Marines at bay. They would rather shine shoes the fuck.

Sparky

My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals

[airtwardo 6]

mjosparky

***************You guys are bad.

I gotta be me.

However in my defense, I never knowingly went out with a married woman.
They only told me after the fact.

OMG... what a slut!! Her, not you!!!

Never been around a military base when the division is gone, have ya?

Gotta become a damn investigator. Tan lines on the ring finger? Pictures of her and a guy that she claims is her brother/roommate? No job yet has a nice house?

Years ago, someone down in Key West told me the Navy guys marry ugly women so no one will want to bone them while they're deployed. I always thought that was mean.

When I was in the Navy they were called “WestPac Widows”. We would go down to Chula Vista to the Shit Kick’n bars and drive the diesels around the dance floor.

If you were going on a WestPac cruse you leave 5 or 6 pairs of shoes and boots around the house to keep the Marines at bay. They would rather shine shoes the fuck.

Sparky

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

Good morning!

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Philbo

Always be kinder than you feel.

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

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theonlyski

Always be kinder than you feel.

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

Sorry for the delay in posting. I actually left my house today.

1st one for the evening:

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Wolfriverjoe

Always be kinder than you feel.

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

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A 3-way with LuckyMcSwervy and promise5 at "Step into the Void”, while mjosparky watches (or he can make it a 4-way).

Always be kinder than you feel.

[mjosparky 3]

LuckyMcSwervy

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A 3-way with LuckyMcSwervy and promise5 at "Step into the Void”, while mjosparky watches (or he can make it a 4-way).

Works for me....I'am easy.

Sparky

My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals

[turtlespeed 212]

mjosparky

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A 3-way with LuckyMcSwervy and promise5 at "Step into the Void”, while mjosparky watches (or he can make it a 4-way).

Works for me....I'am easy.

Sparky

But are you cheap?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

mjosparky

***************You guys are bad.

I gotta be me.

However in my defense, I never knowingly went out with a married woman.
They only told me after the fact.

OMG... what a slut!! Her, not you!!!

Never been around a military base when the division is gone, have ya?

Gotta become a damn investigator. Tan lines on the ring finger? Pictures of her and a guy that she claims is her brother/roommate? No job yet has a nice house?

Years ago, someone down in Key West told me the Navy guys marry ugly women so no one will want to bone them while they're deployed. I always thought that was mean.

When I was in the Navy they were called “WestPac Widows”. We would go down to Chula Vista to the Shit Kick’n bars and drive the diesels around the dance floor.

If you were going on a WestPac cruse you leave 5 or 6 pairs of shoes and boots around the house to keep the Marines at bay. They would rather shine shoes the fuck.

Sparky

Is that what the women were called??

Always be kinder than you feel.

[ryoder 1,393]

LuckyMcSwervy

******************You guys are bad.

I gotta be me.

However in my defense, I never knowingly went out with a married woman.
They only told me after the fact.

OMG... what a slut!! Her, not you!!!

Never been around a military base when the division is gone, have ya?

Gotta become a damn investigator. Tan lines on the ring finger? Pictures of her and a guy that she claims is her brother/roommate? No job yet has a nice house?

Years ago, someone down in Key West told me the Navy guys marry ugly women so no one will want to bone them while they're deployed. I always thought that was mean.

When I was in the Navy they were called “WestPac Widows”. We would go down to Chula Vista to the Shit Kick’n bars and drive the diesels around the dance floor.

If you were going on a WestPac cruse you leave 5 or 6 pairs of shoes and boots around the house to keep the Marines at bay. They would rather shine shoes the fuck.

Sparky

Is that what the women were called??

Maybe he meant "damsels" and got tripped up by auto-correct.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

I'm sure that's it. Although diesels was funny since I've never heard it used in that way.

Always be kinder than you feel.

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

Good morning!

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Dove
Pammi
Michele

Always be kinder than you feel.

[legalart 0]

Conundrum, nuff said.

[mjosparky 3]

LuckyMcSwervy

******************You guys are bad.

I gotta be me.

However in my defense, I never knowingly went out with a married woman.
They only told me after the fact.

OMG... what a slut!! Her, not you!!!

Never been around a military base when the division is gone, have ya?

Gotta become a damn investigator. Tan lines on the ring finger? Pictures of her and a guy that she claims is her brother/roommate? No job yet has a nice house?

Years ago, someone down in Key West told me the Navy guys marry ugly women so no one will want to bone them while they're deployed. I always thought that was mean.

When I was in the Navy they were called “WestPac Widows”. We would go down to Chula Vista to the Shit Kick’n bars and drive the diesels around the dance floor.

If you were going on a WestPac cruse you leave 5 or 6 pairs of shoes and boots around the house to keep the Marines at bay. They would rather shine shoes the fuck.

Sparky

Is that what the women were called??

You would have to be there to get the full effect.

Sparky

My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals

[theonlyski 3]

LuckyMcSwervy

I'm sure that's it. Although diesels was funny since I've never heard it used in that way.

http://izquotes.com/quote/229660

"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

[StoppieJoe 7]

mjosparky

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A 3-way with LuckyMcSwervy and promise5 at "Step into the Void”, while mjosparky watches (or he can make it a 4-way).

Works for me....I'am easy.

Sparky

Ill film it! It didn't happen unless its on video.

Carpe Diem, Even if it kills me -- "Dead Poet's Society"

"Are you getting into trouble over there?" --- "Nothing that I'm going to admit to!"
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[theonlyski 3]

LuckyMcSwervy

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theonlyski

Damnit twardo, NO means NO!

"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

[promise5 17]

StoppieJoe

******

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A 3-way with LuckyMcSwervy and promise5 at "Step into the Void”, while mjosparky watches (or he can make it a 4-way).

Works for me....I'am easy.

Sparky

Ill film it! It didn't happen unless its on video.

Sorry way to crowded for me!! So stoppiejoe can take my place.

No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

promise5

*********

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A 3-way with LuckyMcSwervy and promise5 at "Step into the Void”, while mjosparky watches (or he can make it a 4-way).

Works for me....I'am easy.

Sparky

Ill film it! It didn't happen unless its on video.

Sorry way to crowded for me!! So stoppiejoe can take my place.

Me too. I'm a one on one girl. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't share well with others.

Always be kinder than you feel.

[StoppieJoe 7]

LuckyMcSwervy

************

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A 3-way with LuckyMcSwervy and promise5 at "Step into the Void”, while mjosparky watches (or he can make it a 4-way).

Works for me....I'am easy.

Sparky

Ill film it! It didn't happen unless its on video.

Sorry way to crowded for me!! So stoppiejoe can take my place.

Me too. I'm a one on one girl. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't share well with others.

Grrr, Pretty sure its now all guys.... I'm not filming it anymore. Don't think y'all want proof about this one happening.

Carpe Diem, Even if it kills me -- "Dead Poet's Society"

"Are you getting into trouble over there?" --- "Nothing that I'm going to admit to!"
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[promise5 17]

LuckyMcSwervy

************

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A 3-way with LuckyMcSwervy and promise5 at "Step into the Void”, while mjosparky watches (or he can make it a 4-way).

Works for me....I'am easy.

Sparky

Ill film it! It didn't happen unless its on video.

Sorry way to crowded for me!! So stoppiejoe can take my place.

Me too. I'm a one on one girl. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't share well with others.

Oh I don't share well with others. My Ex thought I wouldn't mind sharing him. He was wrong!

No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

StoppieJoe

***************

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A 3-way with LuckyMcSwervy and promise5 at "Step into the Void”, while mjosparky watches (or he can make it a 4-way).

Works for me....I'am easy.

Sparky

Ill film it! It didn't happen unless its on video.

Sorry way to crowded for me!! So stoppiejoe can take my place.

Me too. I'm a one on one girl. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't share well with others.

Grrr, Pretty sure its now all guys.... I'm not filming it anymore. Don't think y'all want proof about this one happening.

I'd never allow video of anything anyway. Nice try, kiddo. Enjoy your sword fights.

Always be kinder than you feel.

[promise5 17]

sword fights ??!!! Lol I've never heard that before!!!!

No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.