promise5 17 #1401 December 17, 2013 Blame it on Ryoder he's the one that started it.No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #1402 December 17, 2013 promise5 *********Hey, it's winter up there in AK. The Alaskans need natural fur to stay warm. That's just the Eskimos, right? Nope. And it's not just Alaska either. I dated a girl who didn't shave her legs in the winter. Once it got long enough to not be "prickly" it was ok. A little odd, but ok. WHAT??!!!!! Oh no no and hell no!! Ok if I offend then I offend. But, I love my long blonde hair and yes I have eyebrows and eyelashes everything else is free due to laser!! Laser is a girls best friend!! I'm sorry, but could you repeat that? My mind drifted off..."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #1403 December 17, 2013 Not all of us prefer fully smooth floors. I tend to like area rugs myself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1404 December 17, 2013 Well, it looks like this thread had gone from the "bang" thread to the "beer" thread. I do believe that's called "Jumping the Shark". Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #1405 December 17, 2013 Just to be clear, there was no mention of beer whatsoever in my last post. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1406 December 18, 2013 normiss Just to be clear, there was no mention of beer whatsoever in my last post. I stand corrected!!! I don't know what I was thinking!?! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1407 December 18, 2013 Just when I thought this thread was dead.... Quote Regulator BOOM! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #1408 December 18, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy Gentlemen, obviously contributions to the Glory thread do not go unnoticed... Quote lets throw hcsvader in there... IM sure I could return the favour and throw IT in there for yaHave you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1409 December 18, 2013 hcsvader ***Gentlemen, obviously contributions to the Glory thread do not go unnoticed... Quote lets throw hcsvader in there... IM sure I could return the favour and throw IT in there for yaSome lady is going to feel very honored to have it thrown in THERE. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1410 December 18, 2013 Hot off the presses! Quote Twardo Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1411 December 18, 2013 Someone wants to get double teamed! Or watch. I'm not sure which one... Quote Nataly is still on the list.I wonder if she would like Promise5... Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 3 #1412 December 18, 2013 Do I see someone standing next to the pump panel? Sparky http://i397.photobucket.com/albums/pp55/mjosparky/1b5a9c21-be65-4c4a-86b8-5bb9e68adb1a.jpgMy idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #1413 December 18, 2013 Completely heterosexual!!!!! Like totally!!!!!! No room for doubt !!!!! I thought I had been done getting shocked by comments made on dizzy!No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #1414 December 18, 2013 That's me!No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #1415 December 18, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy Someone wants to get double teamed! Or watch. I'm not sure which one... Quote Nataly is still on the list.I wonder if she would like Promise5... If the submitter is male, then I'm sure the answer is "both"."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #1416 December 18, 2013 You have a telegraph station? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1417 December 18, 2013 ryoder ***Someone wants to get double teamed! Or watch. I'm not sure which one... Quote Nataly is still on the list.I wonder if she would like Promise5... If the submitter is male, then I'm sure the answer is "both".No doubt!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1418 December 18, 2013 promise5 Completely heterosexual!!!!! Like totally!!!!!! No room for doubt !!!!! I thought I had been done getting shocked by comments made on dizzy! Oh, they've been tame lately. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1419 December 18, 2013 normiss You have a telegraph station? Sadly, I'm not sure what that means. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1420 December 18, 2013 It's been explained. The answer is YES. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #1421 December 18, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy Hot off the presses! Quote Twardo I see Divot still loves me! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #1422 December 18, 2013 airtwardo ***Hot off the presses! Quote Twardo I see Divot still loves me! Nope Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #1423 December 18, 2013 JohnnyMarko ******Hot off the presses! Quote Twardo I see Divot still loves me! Nope I didn't know you were into antiques!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #1424 December 18, 2013 JohnnyMarko ******Hot off the presses! Quote Twardo I see Divot still loves me! Nope ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1425 December 18, 2013 Another one just in.... Quote Ryoder And I thought for sure you boys would be flooding my Inbox with all of the girls you all drool over!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
