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Who do you want to bang from DZ.com?

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LuckyMcSwervy

***************You guys are bad. :P:P:P



I gotta be me.:|:D

However in my defense, I never knowingly went out with a married woman.
They only told me after the fact.:o

:o:o:o OMG... what a slut!! Her, not you!!! :P

No. He's a slut too. :ph34r:

Thanks for sticking up for me!:)
You men really stick together. :P:P:P

Bad Hygiene...:|










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LuckyMcSwervy

I wonder if this thread was called the "Who do you want to make love to from DZ.com" how many posts it would've received. I believe there's a difference in the two... :P



I agree there is a difference. Never seen a PM from me, have you?
I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

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davjohns

***I wonder if this thread was called the "Who do you want to make love to from DZ.com" how many posts it would've received. I believe there's a difference in the two... :P



I agree there is a difference. Never seen a PM from me, have you?

As it relates to this thread I'd never confirm/deny who has/hasn't PMd. ;););)
Always be kinder than you feel.

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LuckyMcSwervy

I wonder if this thread was called the "Who do you want to make love to from DZ.com" how many posts it would've received. I believe there's a difference in the two... :P



Bang: what you do with your SO when you just look at them and can't wait,in a place you hope you don't get caught. Example, club house bathroom after a jump.

Make love: what you do with your SO that takes longer and is more expressive of feelings and your connection.


You wait for the right one then you swing from the chandeliers and have fun!
No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

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promise5

***I wonder if this thread was called the "Who do you want to make love to from DZ.com" how many posts it would've received. I believe there's a difference in the two... :P



Bang: what you do with your SO when you just look at them and can't wait,in a place you hope you don't get caught. Example, club house bathroom after a jump.

Make love: what you do with your SO that takes longer and is more expressive of feelings and your connection.


You wait for the right one then you swing from the chandeliers and have fun!

I just have a hard time picturing you swing from the chandeliers. ;)

Sparky
My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals

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LuckyMcSwervy

******You guys are bad. :P:P:P



I gotta be me.:|:D

However in my defense, I never knowingly went out with a married woman.
They only told me after the fact.:o

:o:o:o OMG... what a slut!! Her, not you!!! :P

Never been around a military base when the division is gone, have ya?

Gotta become a damn investigator. Tan lines on the ring finger? Pictures of her and a guy that she claims is her brother/roommate? No job yet has a nice house?[:/]
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
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theonlyski

*********You guys are bad. :P:P:P



I gotta be me.:|:D

However in my defense, I never knowingly went out with a married woman.
They only told me after the fact.:o

:o:o:o OMG... what a slut!! Her, not you!!! :P

Never been around a military base when the division is gone, have ya?

Gotta become a damn investigator. Tan lines on the ring finger? Pictures of her and a guy that she claims is her brother/roommate? No job yet has a nice house?[:/]

Bossey, doesn't care what she looks like, trash can full of empty bonbon boxes, granny panties...lol :P










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airtwardo

************You guys are bad. :P:P:P



I gotta be me.:|:D

However in my defense, I never knowingly went out with a married woman.
They only told me after the fact.:o

:o:o:o OMG... what a slut!! Her, not you!!! :P

Never been around a military base when the division is gone, have ya?

Gotta become a damn investigator. Tan lines on the ring finger? Pictures of her and a guy that she claims is her brother/roommate? No job yet has a nice house?[:/]

Bossey, doesn't care what she looks like, trash can full of empty bonbon boxes, granny panties...lol :P

Has no problem paying for YOUR drinks and taking you home.
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
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theonlyski

*********You guys are bad. :P:P:P



I gotta be me.:|:D

However in my defense, I never knowingly went out with a married woman.
They only told me after the fact.:o

:o:o:o OMG... what a slut!! Her, not you!!! :P

Never been around a military base when the division is gone, have ya?

Gotta become a damn investigator. Tan lines on the ring finger? Pictures of her and a guy that she claims is her brother/roommate? No job yet has a nice house?[:/]

Years ago, someone down in Key West told me the Navy guys marry ugly women so no one will want to bone them while they're deployed. I always thought that was mean. :|
Always be kinder than you feel.

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LuckyMcSwervy

************You guys are bad. :P:P:P



I gotta be me.:|:D

However in my defense, I never knowingly went out with a married woman.
They only told me after the fact.:o

:o:o:o OMG... what a slut!! Her, not you!!! :P

Never been around a military base when the division is gone, have ya?

Gotta become a damn investigator. Tan lines on the ring finger? Pictures of her and a guy that she claims is her brother/roommate? No job yet has a nice house?[:/]

Years ago, someone down in Key West told me the Navy guys marry ugly women so no one will want to bone them while they're deployed. I always thought that was mean. :|

Well, they're not going to have sex with them either. The Navy: 100 sailors go to sea, 50 couples come back! :P
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
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theonlyski

***************You guys are bad. :P:P:P



I gotta be me.:|:D

However in my defense, I never knowingly went out with a married woman.
They only told me after the fact.:o

:o:o:o OMG... what a slut!! Her, not you!!! :P

Never been around a military base when the division is gone, have ya?

Gotta become a damn investigator. Tan lines on the ring finger? Pictures of her and a guy that she claims is her brother/roommate? No job yet has a nice house?[:/]

Years ago, someone down in Key West told me the Navy guys marry ugly women so no one will want to bone them while they're deployed. I always thought that was mean. :|

Well, they're not going to have sex with them either. The Navy: 100 sailors go to sea, 50 couples come back! :P

:D:D:D Never heard that one! Don't ask, don't tell. :P
Always be kinder than you feel.

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theonlyski

***************You guys are bad. :P:P:P



I gotta be me.:|:D

However in my defense, I never knowingly went out with a married woman.
They only told me after the fact.:o

:o:o:o OMG... what a slut!! Her, not you!!! :P

Never been around a military base when the division is gone, have ya?

Gotta become a damn investigator. Tan lines on the ring finger? Pictures of her and a guy that she claims is her brother/roommate? No job yet has a nice house?[:/]

Bossey, doesn't care what she looks like, trash can full of empty bonbon boxes, granny panties...lol :P

Has no problem paying for YOUR drinks and taking you home.

So, did you have a good time? :o:o
Always be kinder than you feel.

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mjosparky

******I wonder if this thread was called the "Who do you want to make love to from DZ.com" how many posts it would've received. I believe there's a difference in the two... :P



Bang: what you do with your SO when you just look at them and can't wait,in a place you hope you don't get caught. Example, club house bathroom after a jump.

Make love: what you do with your SO that takes longer and is more expressive of feelings and your connection.


You wait for the right one then you swing from the chandeliers and have fun!

I just have a hard time picturing you swing from the chandeliers. ;)

Sparky


Aaaaahhh very few do! But that's ok;);)
No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

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Bang: what you do with your SO when you just look at them and can't wait,in a place you hope you don't get caught. Example, club house bathroom after a jump.

Make love: what you do with your SO that takes longer and is more expressive of feelings and your connection.


You wait for the right one then you swing from the chandeliers and have fun!



Note to self: Replace the unused ceiling fan with a chandelier.
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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ryoder

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Bang: what you do with your SO when you just look at them and can't wait,in a place you hope you don't get caught. Example, club house bathroom after a jump.

Make love: what you do with your SO that takes longer and is more expressive of feelings and your connection.


You wait for the right one then you swing from the chandeliers and have fun!



Note to self: Replace the unused ceiling fan with a chandelier that is strong enough to swing from .
Carpe Diem, Even if it kills me -- "Dead Poet's Society"

"Are you getting into trouble over there?" --- "Nothing that I'm going to admit to!"
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Bang: what you do with your SO when you just look at them and can't wait,in a place you hope you don't get caught. Example, club house bathroom after a jump.

Make love: what you do with your SO that takes longer and is more expressive of feelings and your connection.


You wait for the right one then you swing from the chandeliers and have fun!



Note to self: Replace the unused ceiling fan with a chandelier.

Maybe not, if you turn the fan on and hang from it, it's the very definition of swinging! ;)
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Maybe not, if you turn the fan on and hang from it, it's the very definition of swinging! ;)


That would be spinning, not swinging:P
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
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LuckyMcSwervy

************You guys are bad. :P:P:P



I gotta be me.:|:D

However in my defense, I never knowingly went out with a married woman.
They only told me after the fact.:o

:o:o:o OMG... what a slut!! Her, not you!!! :P

Never been around a military base when the division is gone, have ya?

Gotta become a damn investigator. Tan lines on the ring finger? Pictures of her and a guy that she claims is her brother/roommate? No job yet has a nice house?[:/]

Years ago, someone down in Key West told me the Navy guys marry ugly women so no one will want to bone them while they're deployed. I always thought that was mean. :|

When I was in the Navy they were called “WestPac Widows”. We would go down to Chula Vista to the Shit Kick’n bars and drive the diesels around the dance floor.

If you were going on a WestPac cruse you leave 5 or 6 pairs of shoes and boots around the house to keep the Marines at bay. They would rather shine shoes the fuck.

Sparky
My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals

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mjosparky

***************You guys are bad. :P:P:P



I gotta be me.:|:D

However in my defense, I never knowingly went out with a married woman.
They only told me after the fact.:o

:o:o:o OMG... what a slut!! Her, not you!!! :P

Never been around a military base when the division is gone, have ya?

Gotta become a damn investigator. Tan lines on the ring finger? Pictures of her and a guy that she claims is her brother/roommate? No job yet has a nice house?[:/]

Years ago, someone down in Key West told me the Navy guys marry ugly women so no one will want to bone them while they're deployed. I always thought that was mean. :|

When I was in the Navy they were called “WestPac Widows”. We would go down to Chula Vista to the Shit Kick’n bars and drive the diesels around the dance floor.

If you were going on a WestPac cruse you leave 5 or 6 pairs of shoes and boots around the house to keep the Marines at bay. They would rather shine shoes the fuck.

Sparky





:ph34r::D:D:D:D:D










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