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Wildest one I've seen lately is this: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3043933/Daughter-16-mother-threw-drunken-party-played-naked-Twister-jumps-defense-Twitter.html

Read the whole story.
If you haven't read "10-inch", you haven't read far enough.
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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ryoder

Wildest one I've seen lately is this: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3043933/Daughter-16-mother-threw-drunken-party-played-naked-Twister-jumps-defense-Twitter.html

Read the whole story.
If you haven't read "10-inch", you haven't read far enough.




I'm not sure about "can't make this up" status. I think this is pretty much a standard porn plot come to real life. It's been made up many times!
Always remember the brave children who died defending your right to bear arms. Freedom is not free.

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And then there is this. I don't know, someone thought it up.

http://money.cnn.com/2016/06/15/technology/pornhub-visually-impaired/index.html?iid=ob_article_footer

Apparently the purveyors of porn felt they were missing a small but vital market segment.
Always remember the brave children who died defending your right to bear arms. Freedom is not free.

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gowlerk

And then there is this. I don't know, someone thought it up.

http://money.cnn.com/2016/06/15/technology/pornhub-visually-impaired/index.html?iid=ob_article_footer

Apparently the purveyors of porn felt they were missing a small but vital market segment.



Well at least it is not a new version of BDSM little people porn... small blessings I guess:ph34r:

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ryoder

Wildest one I've seen lately is this: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3043933/Daughter-16-mother-threw-drunken-party-played-naked-Twister-jumps-defense-Twitter.html

Read the whole story.
If you haven't read "10-inch", you haven't read far enough.



Come on... Politicians want to license gun owners but not five time parents like her. Giver her credit she was prepared to go the whole 10 inches for the team, so to speak.

In Canada cops save lives:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RFZVgZAVLk

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turtlespeed


More proof that a certain portion of the population is just too fuggin' stupid to be allowed to operate any mechanical device that can harm others.
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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normiss

Unless it's mentioned in an amendment.
;)



Yes, I was thinking of that when I posted, but didn't want to put Billy's thread into SC.
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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ryoder

Fark: "When fleeing from cops, the trick is usually to make it harder for them to catch you. Usually":
http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/2016/jul/12/pursuit-suspect-climbs-vista-jail/



As Arsenio Hall used to say in his original night show about dumb criminals... "YOOOOOOOOU IDIOT!!!" :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Don't you hate it when the homeless decide to live in your car and make a big mess of it? Oddest part of this story is that he apparently opened the door, and then closed the door on himself, and in the story there is a link to a similar instance several years ago!

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/07/13/colorado-deputies-free-bear-that-apparently-locked-itself-inside-car.html
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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ryoder


More proof that a certain portion of the population is just too fuggin' stupid to be allowed to operate any mechanical device that can harm others. http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/pokemon-go-car-crash-362895 And the dumbass admits it. Wonder if the ins. will pay.
I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

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akarunway


More proof that a certain portion of the population is just too fuggin' stupid to be allowed to operate any mechanical device that can harm others. http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/pokemon-go-car-crash-362895 And the dumbass admits it. Wonder if the ins. will pay.

Obviously, Darwin missed this one. :P
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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