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Hey! Who says he's the only one with unreasonable expectations!! This shit, right here, is OK

I can't believe they didn't get a refund! I mean they bought Apple Care This shit, right here, is OK

I agree! We all know by now what you want in a woman. Now go out and do some awesome skydives and get that A license. This shit, right here, is OK

Depends on how much shit that Skymama wants to throw at us. Well I'm sure that depends on how much further you're willing to push this shit. Well, it looks like shes already shit canned about half the thread, I have recieved exactly jack shit for warnings... So I guess we're free to keep the shit going as long as we can sit on the pot! Watch out....I got my shit kickers on today! Oh shit! It's about to go down This shit, right here, is OK

Put some peppers in that shit! Not this shit again This shit, right here, is OK

The last Mexican restaurant I ate at had 4 sauces: mild, hot, fire, and nuclear! I'd hate to see what nuclear shit is like. That shit's gonna burn! This shit, right here, is OK

Preferably with it still on her head right? This shit, right here, is OK

They're prolly not his type. He's prolly got something against the color red. Also the canopies they are jumping look like they don't have enough flare power This shit, right here, is OK

I can't believe nobody's mentioned this one yet, but in my opinion Handcent SMS is way better than the stock messaging app This shit, right here, is OK

I had a friend who had to quit serving in the military because they gave him experimental malaria pills. He constantly has intestinal issues now. This shit, right here, is OK

A double post AND we now have to start this shit over This shit, right here, is OK

Blame lucky, she started this shit. Don't blame me. I don't know shit from shinola. Don't start shit you can't finish. Why not - that's why God gave us the sphinkter muscle. Even that can't stop some shit from getting out. Nothing can stop diarrhea. But it usually lets you start shit and then not finish it. I prefer to stir shit Do you stir shit down or stir shit up? I stir shit in both directions This shit, right here, is OK

This thread needs more Shah! This shit, right here, is OK

Blame lucky, she started this shit. Don't blame me. I don't know shit from shinola. Don't start shit you can't finish. Why not - that's why God gave us the sphinkter muscle. Even that can't stop some shit from getting out. Nothing can stop diarrhea. But it usually lets you start shit and then not finish it. I prefer to stir shit This shit, right here, is OK

I prefer xscope This shit, right here, is OK

I wanna know what you were thinking with the "other" category! This shit, right here, is OK

My coach course was an excellent learning tool. Come prepared (study the SIM and IRM), take good notes, and ask lots of questions. There is a lot more to it than you would think. Most of the course is learning how to teach others. The air evals actually evaluate everything you have learned. Teach the student wrong, or neglect to mention something and the person doing your eval will purposefully screw it up. Be comfortable enough in you flying ability to be able to fly to the student no matter what. You skydiving needs to be to the point where you aren't thinking about how to move around the sky because your focus needs to be on watching the student and being able to remember enough to give him/her feedback. Good luck and let us know how it goes! This shit, right here, is OK

That's a good idea. I do it myself on every jump, and when I'm coaching students I ask them to note the cloud level and ask them why it's a good thing to take note of This shit, right here, is OK

It's 25 jumps. I don't think it's a good idea to have students doing full contact CRW This shit, right here, is OK

On my 7th jump my instructor (who also happened to be the DZO and is very experienced at CRW) said he was going to fly close to me under canopy to give me that experience. He didn't end up doing that, but I agree close proximity flying can be very beneficial. I've done several cross countries this summer and every time I do one I learn more about how my canopy flies. I think it is definitely beneficial to be able to experiment with different inputs on your canopy in close proximity to other canopies so you can learn how those inputs affect canopy flight. I don't think this should necessarily be part of the A license canopy drills, but I do think it is very beneficial This shit, right here, is OK

From what I've been told, you don't actually improve your credit score by using a credit card and paying it off every month. I sure hope the 10% rule isn't correct because my limit is like $4500 and I tend to spend about $1000 a month This shit, right here, is OK

I stow mine directly on top of the reserve risers (underneath the flap) It's the only way I've ever seen it done. This shit, right here, is OK

Somehow when I saw this thread I knew it was gonna be posted by you

Well one of the requirements for being a TI is 3 years in the sport, so (according to your profile) you will have to do some waiting even if you hit 500 jumps this winter This shit, right here, is OK

The top 20. There's some really funny ones http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saqO_ZqX6uY This shit, right here, is OK