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Sounds like a good day to me! Much better than the accounting close I am going through. Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

That sucks! At least the police caught them! Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

Following does a bear shit in the woods: Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back? Are the Kennedys gun shy? Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

Still cool though! Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

Me: So when are you gonna let me tap that? Her: As long as its been, i might need more than a tap. ;-) Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

Couple a beers short of a six pack, Isn't he? Couple of sandwiches short of a picnic. Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

Every day when I get ready to leave work: I'm out like a fat kid playing dodgeball. My boss about my department: Working with you people is like trying to herd cats. Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

I don't know how it is everywhere, but where I work the definition of sexual harrassment involves UNWELCOME sexual advances. It's technically ok to hit on and joke around with your co-workers, but when they make it known that the advances are unwelcome or they are offended by the humor, that's when it becomes sexual harrassment. Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

Yep - could have done.. In the moment it didn't occur to me, but then I didn't want to encourage him either.. (I really don't fancy him.) Maybe I'm a bit old-fashioned in this respect, but I just think you should be professional at work. I used to be in the military and enjoyed a dirty joke as much as the next person, but somehow it seems inappropriate in an office.. I completely understand where you are coming from, I'm an accountant too, and believe me things are a bit more conservative here in the US. I have to hold my tongue every day! Maybe we should started a thread for things you want to say at work and can't! For example, last week my boss replies to an email from a guy named Bobby and called him Booby by mistake, I didn't say a word but was DYING laughing on the inside. *Excellent*!! I work for L'Oreal, and when we launched (yet another) waterproof mascara, I almost peed myself when I heard our divisional manager boast that now we could all enjoy water-sports without fear of runny mascara!!! It literally *hurt* not to laugh out loud!! But I didn't. I would have lost it on that one!!!! I work for Cameron, we are always getting injury reports (sent company wide). The guys who write them obviously have a dirty mind cause they are always written with a double meaning when possible. I will copy and paste a couple tomorrow. Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

Yep - could have done.. In the moment it didn't occur to me, but then I didn't want to encourage him either.. (I really don't fancy him.) Maybe I'm a bit old-fashioned in this respect, but I just think you should be professional at work. I used to be in the military and enjoyed a dirty joke as much as the next person, but somehow it seems inappropriate in an office.. I completely understand where you are coming from, I'm an accountant too, and believe me things are a bit more conservative here in the US. I have to hold my tongue every day! Maybe we should started a thread for things you want to say at work and can't! For example, last week my boss replies to an email from a guy named Bobby and called him Booby by mistake, I didn't say a word but was DYING laughing on the inside. Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

Oh, quit with your logic. It's all about the game! There are girls out there who actually like that kind of treatment, you are going to get him in trouble if you tell him to act in a way that isn't himself once the girl finds out what he is really like. Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

Nice! Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

Does she skydive??? Why didn't I think of that! Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

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WOW, can you say anal retentive! Get a bag of ice to put on your hand during lunchtime, make a big deal out of it. Maybe they will get the hint, good luck! Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

As a bean counter myself, I feel your pain. Why don't you try using Excel, you can see the numbers you punched in and double check yourself. Plus it doesn't look as dorky as sitting there all day in front of an adding machine Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

There is something really sexy about a girl who isn't afraid to enjoy some outdoor activities, fishing, hunting....and hell no I'm not going to bait your hook! Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

You should be looking for a coach not a rigger so you can learn to slow your ass down Hard openings will be the least of your problems if you don't That is stable belly fly in student gear. In the last 5 jumps I've maxed out at 156 consistently. Maybe I need a baggy jumpsuit. Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

Lighten up, Francis. LMAO, duely noted! Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

You gotta be able to take a joke, marine, army, navy, or whatever. As far as screwing with my pack job, I fly at 150 mph. and every single opening already causes bruises. If you pack me a hard opening and I figure this out, I'm gonna be looking for you as soon as I land Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

This reminds me of when I called my parents a couple of weeks ago to tell them I started skydiving. I was sure that they were going to tell me I was crazy and had two daughters to think about. Instead my mom wanted to know when she could come down and do a tandem jump, she had dad on speaker phone and he was saying hell no, mom called him a pussy, LMAO!!!!!!!! Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

Just one more thing, if your landlord is so broke that they are struggling to pay bills, they probably aren't going to pay an attorney to sue you for breaking the lease, I would get out, just my opinion. Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

Sorry to hear about your dog. Wish I could help with the legal advice but I'm a bean counter, not a lawyer. I did go through something similar with a townhome lease a few mos. ago. My landlord was being foreclosed on, and wouldn't tell me anything. I found out from the homeowners association that she wasn't paying her dues. They said they were going to foreclose if the dues weren't paid and that I should pay my rent to them. I did for a couple of months, then I found out the bank was about to sell the place at auction. The date passed and I still didn't hear anything. Every single day I wondered if I would come home and be locked out, with all of my stuff in the trash. It only took a couple of weeks of this and I moved back to my rental house a few miles away. Unfortunately the foreclosure laws are not designed to protect the renter. All you have is your lease contract. I suggest you read it, maybe contact an attorney if it is not clear, and make plans to move SOON. Best of luck! Steve Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

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It's absolutely true if you are an insecure pussified dude with no balls. You are asking this question to a bunch of guys who jump out of planes for fun. I don't think many of the guys on here are going to agree with this dude. It's all about confidence. If you see something about another dude that threatens you, like playing the guitar, being a firefighter, ect. that makes you feel less of a man, you need to re-think your whole strategy on life. It's not about comparing yourself with others, it's about being confident in who you are and what you are about. If you don't like who you are, change it, simple as that. Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!