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Huhhh....are you sure you have the right thread? Ohhhhhh, Condiment, got it. Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

I like Trojan Magnums, the other ones are too tight and end up breaking. Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

1) Satellite Phone 2) GPS 3) Bottle of scotch 4) Donald Trump's credit card 5) My girlfriend (might be a tight fit in the duffel bag but I bet I could get her in there.) FYI - You said I would not be rescued for a year, but you never said I couldn't have stuff delivered. I bet I could have the island turned into a resort community complete with a nice DZ in a year :) Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

I count 52.... Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

You look like a fine, sexy, sky mamma to me :) But you weren't really trolling for compliments, were you? Here's the real deal, are those the only two pictures you have on Match.com? If so I think you need to add some that show your body off a little more. I've been on Match.com before, it's a meat market. The more pictures you post, the better. One more thing, also put dates on the pictures so the guys know they are recent and not taken 5 years ago. Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

No - It's best to get a variety of opinions and teaching styles, also gets you used to jumping with different people. Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

Reading all of these stories makes me want to quit my job and be a TI! Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

How exactly did she "coax" it out? LMAO!!!!!! Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

How YOU doin'?! LMAO!!!!! Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

Try eHarmony, the process is a little different but they end up matching you with people who you have more in common with. Just like anything, you have to put time and effort into it It took me over a year and a TON of dates to find someone who I liked that liked me, but I finally did. Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

Hope you boys like MEXICO!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

Hater! Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

I will be there! Be sure the tandems give manifest your name, they give you credit on your account for each one you refer, I think it's $20 each. Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

Ok, so who else has skipped completely through every guy's answer to read what the girls had to say? Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

I have GOT to go visit that place soon! Then Mazar-i-sharif would be your destination..... That's where the Swedish female troops are I'm there! Sounds better than my current plan of waiting in the parking lot outside of the women's prison on release day Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

I have GOT to go visit that place soon! Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fopvzf77b8 Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

"Build a thousand bridges and no one calls you a bridge builder. Suck one little cock and you're a cocksucker for rest of your life." Scotty Carbone Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

I was on a load recently that went to 17K as a result of the "extra altitude" that we were rewarded thanks to the sky chicas showing their appreciation to the pilot. At around 16K the air was pretty thin and it was a struggle to breathe, by the time the door opened I was ready to get out! Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

Thanks John and everyone else who has responded. It is a great thing that I can post an issue I'm having and have so many experienced skydivers respond with good advice! This is the first issue I've ever had with landings and I'm a little frustrated because it's with my own rig!!! I did fine with student gear, including the same sized canopy I'm currently flying. I think I know what to do now and I'm ready to give it another try. Pain is a good instructor, and that last landing FUCKING HURT! When I was learning to kickbox I didn't fully understand the meaning of "keep your hands up" until I got tagged in the nose a couple of times, then I got the point! One of my favorite sayings is "A wise man learns from his mistakes, an even wiser man learns from others mistakes"

It is a used canopy, I did not tie the toggles myself. When I said I checked to be sure they were even, I meant in the air, that my hands were even. Yes the canopy was crabbing sideways. The wind was gusty the day I jumped it so it is possible that it was blowing in a different direction at 100 ft. vs. where the windwock was. I will try jumping it again next weekend to see if the same thing happens. Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

Finally got to jump my new rig, Javenlin Contrainer with a Spectre 230. Opening was smooth as a baby's butt, but I soon discovered a problem. On the first landing I was facing directly into the wind but seemed to be drifting to the right at about 45 degrees. I checked both of my toggles, they were even, just figured it was a gust of wind. On my second landing it did the same thing, drifting a little more than 45 degrees to the right at a high rate of speed. Again I checked the wind sock, I was pointed directly into the wind, toggles were even. I didn't want to turn that low to face the direction I was drifting, landing SUCKED. Anyone know what might be causing this? Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

I can pick you up also, although she is prettier than I am

Excelent analogy! Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!