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Note to self - don't read anything this guy posts while I am attempting to eat lunch.... Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

Never lower your standards. Even for some casual ass. Never. +1 O Also makes a difference where you are looking, alright I'm going to give away one of my secrets although I'm probably going straight to hell for this one: try the singles group at church.... Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

I'm on the way

That's a cool picture! Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

That's fucking funny right there!!!!!! Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

absolutely. first things first though. the first piece of equipment you should buy is a closing pin necklace, then rig, then wingsuit, helmet, goggles, and finally altimeter. (all in that order) With only 6 jumps, what the hell do you know?.... you forgot the most important and first thing to buy... the skydiving tattoo. Seriously, how could you leave that out??? Such irresponsibility! Don't forget the "I jumped out of a perfectly good airplane" shirt. Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

My exit weight is off that chart, I'm 6'2" and 280, I started out with a 300 and did ok with that, my instructors decided it would be ok for me to downsize to a 280. Believe me I didn't decide to do it on my own. Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

Big Jim and the Twins Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

Contrats man! Nice to meet you at the DZ last weekend. You should be good to go with a 1:1 wing loading, that's what I've been jumping since my 11th STP jump. It only took me a couple of landings to get used to it. Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

(as I point around the room and grab the mike to the loudspeaker) You are cool, you are cool, fuck you and you, I'm out! Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

God damn.... Well, the good news is, (I'm assuming here) most people are reluctant to let on that they have BDSM sessions with dominatrixes, otherwise, your profession would have been sued out of existence! How long did it take for your mouth to heal? Walked right into that one, didn't I? Nah, man, BDSM ain't really my thing, but she's a cool chicka Couldn't resist, I was actually waiting for someone to post a comment all morning to that and you were the first target that presented iteself. Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

God damn.... Well, the good news is, (I'm assuming here) most people are reluctant to let on that they have BDSM sessions with dominatrixes, otherwise, your profession would have been sued out of existence! How long did it take for your mouth to heal? Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

You can jump alone or with anyone with a D license. Best part is you don't have to wear that stinky, hot jumpsuit, and no radio. A coach has to sign off on your logbook for the jump, and also the A license checklist if you haven't met all of the requirements yet. Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

I had the priviledge of jumping with one of my instructors for the 19th jump. We docked and did a little RW work, 8 or 9 points. It was a blast! Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

I'm officially off student status, 6 more jumps to my A license. Jumping out of the plane on my graduation jump was an amazing feeling! I did a cannon ball exit, bellied out, admired the view, couple of barrel rolls, flips, basically did whatever I wanted to do :) Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

I've been through this recently, although I did tell the person how I felt. The only thing that helped was knowing that someday I would feel the same way about someone else as I did about her, that and Asian hookers Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

You know you're going to have a good weekend if you are filling out dive flows for student jumps 9 through 18 on Friday morning at work

Did she forget to flare? Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

Tell me about it. My girlfriend has blackbelts in judo, jiu jitsu, and brazilian jiu jitsu. She's the state champ. Currently training for her first MMA match. She can whoop my ass any day. Wow, how lucky are you?!? Reminds me of a girl who recently brought her boyfriend to brazilian jiu jitsu class because she was tired of being able to whip his ass so easily, and he was a big dude. She is also a professional MMA fighter. Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

Hope you are just talking about the staff.... Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

Reminds me of the girls I train with in MMA, I feel sorry for the average guy that messes with them cause they can kick some ass! Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

Thanks for the new backgroup pic for my PC! Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

Dayyyyuuummmmmm! Hope you were done with that one, if not you are now for sure! Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

Same here!!!!!!! Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!