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    Rug Burn.

    That reminds me, we never got a chance to document your newest adventures. Like nailing your ball sack to the bar and all that good stuff. Are you coming back stateside before you head off to Asia? Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406
  2. https://www.facebook.com/notes/chris-kopacz/re-skydiving-grandma-almost-dies/10150884769271026 Long story short, don't go to Lodi because the "facility is the last refuge for skydivers and equipment that aren't safe enough for any of the reputable facilities in the country." Guess I need to inform my friends that we aren't safe enough to jump at other drop zones. Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406
  3. I almost forgot: "Thanks for pimping me out last night, you've got mad pimp skills!" Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406
  4. "Thanks for letting me borrow one of your corsets" "Sorry, I took a picture of you when you were naked at the bonfire last night." "Thanks for the RBF!" also "Sorry, but you're just an RBF." Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406
  5. The closing pin tatt I designed. The second is based on a concept I paid an artist to draw several years ago. I paid an artist to draw my friends as their own comic book super heroes, but my character was never completed. I found a phenomenal tattoo artist in San Francisco who worked with me to finish it. The next couple of sessions will be working on the color, then one more session for shading to give it a 3D effect. Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406
  6. Sometimes I wish for falling, wish for the release Wish for falling through the air to give me some relief Because falling's not the problem, when I'm falling I'm at peace It's only when I hit the ground it causes all the grief Florence + the Machine Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406
  7. I forgot. Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406
  8. Crisen in which way? Cause I'm sure there are many different ways in which it will be crisened over the course of the week. Looks like there will be 5 dirty pirate hooker pimp wenches there now.....mmmmm.....time to start thinking about jello flavor combinations ladies! Wasn't there always going to be 5? I think we need to bring Nicaragua to the Prairie and make a mango con rum jello shot. Does Mango jello even exist? Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406
  9. Well I'm not going to argue with that one! I do look good if i may say so! Are you sure you aren't one of the exceptions? Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406
  10. I live in Carmel. You'll be riding in my hood. You could also ride down Hwy 1 to Big Sur and I would also recommend Carmel Valley Rd. It will take you to south Monterey County and back to the coast. http://www.pashnit.com/maps/CarmelValleyMap.htm Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406
  11. So, I shouldn't bring my kilt then? Kilts are optional. Dropping trou is just as effective. Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406
  12. I'll get one for both of you. You may want to invest in some satin gloves. Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406
  13. WOOHOO!!!!! That's what I like to hear! Who else wants to let us tie them up initiate them? Do you two DPH Pimp Wenches that are going to be in Fitz have your pecker inspector badges? If not, let me know and I'll send you some. Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406
  14. Hot, IF done correctly AND by someone who can pull it off. I own four pair of custom cowboy boots (the real ones, made in Texas) and wear them with jeans, skirts and shorts. When you own one of a kind, custom fit boots, you kind of want to show them off. I'm just sayin'. ETA: When I wore mine with a tutu at The Farm, I didn't hear any complaints. Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406
  15. That's right, Vader is coming to North America for a limited engagement! NOTE: All dates are tentative and subject to change at anytime as Vader is a known gypsy. Dates and venues will be updated once a camper van is secured. I am not Vader's manager so please do not ask me for VIP back stage passes, but as a DPH Pimp Wench, I'll see what I can do. Now until May or June - down under in the land of Oz June - California July - Summerfest August - Lost Prairie September - Possibly Burning Man Disclaimer: Men, if your woman is one of your most valued possessions (not that women are possessions), be sure to hide and/or protect her with the latest cutting edge anti-theft device so she doesn't get Robbed. Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406
  16. You sir, are a lost cause. Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406
  17. That depends, what are your stats? Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406
  18. It would never work. I'm too much woman for you. Literally. Well, at least according to your standards anyway. Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406
  19. A single one that is half decent, yes, viable, no. Here's a random sampling of 10 guys at my DZ 5 - are in their early to mid 20s. They're cute, but I'm not a cougar. 1 - is gay. I'm not one to fight a losing battle. 2 - are 20 years or more older than me. My dad is still alive and well, I don't need a new one. 2 - are already attached and I won't go there. It's bad juju. 10 - all live more than a two hour drive away from me. Most of them are decent, but none of them are viable. My response to the last 25 year old that hit on me - "You're cute, but I'm not a pedophile." My response to the last guy that was in my age range - "How are your wife and baby doing?" Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406
  20. Then we also need more men in the sport to increase the quantity of viable options for the few of us women skydivers who care about more than just how good a guy looks in his jumpsuit. I'm just sayin'. So what you really want to know if how good us guys look out of our jumpsuits? I'm just sayin'. Anyone who has a copy of my latest article in Blue Skies Magazine can clearly see I know what some of you look like in all your glory. And, well, so does everyone who read it for that matter! Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406
  21. Then we also need more men in the sport to increase the quantity of viable options for the few of us women skydivers who care about more than just how good a guy looks in his jumpsuit. I'm just sayin'. Look no further! There are plenty of eligible bachelors right here in this thread! Eligibility isn't the issue. No offense, but it's more about quality vs quantity. I'm sure you're swell, but I don't do distance relationships. Since I live over 100 miles from my DZ of choice, I don't foresee dating a jumper anytime soon. Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406
  22. Then we also need more men in the sport to increase the quantity of viable options for the few of us women skydivers who care about more than just how good a guy looks in his jumpsuit. I'm just sayin'. Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406
  23. Not all of us are able to obtain private health insurance. Since becoming unemployed and now being self-employed, I've been turned down for at least half a dozen polices. I spent at least two hours on each application, some of which did not include basic coverage, but only catastrophic with deductibles in excess of $4,000. I was turned down for all of them. I was turned down for having a history of sinus infections for one. For having a pilar cyst on another. Seeing a therapist for another. Chronic back pain for another. And I don't remember the reasons for being declined on the others, but they were all very similar. I'd be happy to pay the premium on a policy if I were to be approved for one. If I get hurt, then I get hurt. My problem, not yours. It just means you'd get to see my corseted rack less frequently. Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406
  24. No. If people don't like me that's fine. People don't define who I am, I do. Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406