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so one of my whuffo friends, who definitely knows more about skydiving than i ever will (sarcasm), claims hes seen footage of someone landing a wing suit into a lake(body of water). "he flys in, simply rolls his arms legs and shoulders forward (pretty much de arching) in doing so it stands him pretty much up right (as if hes walking) also causing him to gracefully get lift and stall out just above the water then splashing in." as described by him. i told him hes full of shit, but he keeps bringing it up and wont drop it. he insists "i know what i saw, and thats what i saw" so?? what do u guys think...i need some back up.... Jump more, Bitch less.

so i just got an awesome new rig but the Dbag has 3 locking stows...2 off to the side and one RIGHT in the MIDDLE, what sequence should i use? how should i rout it around the center one... its a Jav. odyssey J1KS container....if that makes any difference joey ps its a crazy tight fit into the Dbag...the rubber bands on the locking stows are REALLLLLYYY tight...would that cause bag lock should i look for other rubber bands or try to get a smaller pack volume? Jump more, Bitch less.

bro u got that right!!! im pinchin' a duke right now! this is my throne, my kingdom, my sanctuary where no body bothers me, no body questions me! aaaamen!

Love the VS fashion show... So sad I dont have cable right now. Going to find it online sometime this week tho

you sir are a wonderful wonderful man for posting that. i have a new goal in life Jump more, Bitch less.

to the OP calvin19 johnmichael and pontiacgtp00 thank you. working in a restaurant is about the shittiest job on the face of the earth the hour sucks, and more likely than not u'll have a boss you hate. if u haven't worked in a restaurant STFU and go to hell if ur gonna start a rant about how bad u want ur food. im a bus boy at a local restaurant to put my self thru college, where i work they wouldn't turn anyone away if their life depended on it, no matter how irate and ridiculous the customer is the owner always views them as "right". in response to some of you complaining about how people start closing up their stuff early.. the reason restaurants do that is because they need to have their employees off by a certain hour. from the time the restaurant is officially closed to the time we need to be off isn't nearly enough time there for we have to start while we are still technically open. when u pieces of shit roll in blind drunk and trash the place again i don't have time to clean it back up before i have to clock off...incidentally i get written up for everything i don't finish, compromising my reputation/reliability at the restaurant. and for those of you who mentioned you tip generously, i really do sincerely thank you Jump more, Bitch less.

lol sounds like you've got a kinky rig! Jump more, Bitch less.

at least you guys care! aww! ill have pictures asap...currently its all sitting in a box in my room with the main and the reserve out...i dont wanna pay for a reserve repack till i get my cypres back. Jump more, Bitch less.

phew! im not the only one whose a little off! i named mine stacy the other day. yeah if anything is gonna be straddling me that tight its definitely gonna be a girl! agreed i talk to mine some times too...except its usually along the lines of..."get in the bag! NOW!!!" ...and then i get my fingers snapped by rubber bands. i usually just have to agree that she's right (just like i have to with every other woman in my life *cough cough*!) Jump more, Bitch less.

so my friend has a name for each of his vintage cars in his extensive collection...it got me wondering, do people name their rigs? if so what are their names? Jump more, Bitch less.

i appreciate the concern. i spent a while flying a 170 before i bought this rig. i know its going to be a jump but i know to use caution, i come from a background of other "extreme" sports and i know first hand that if you think ur hot shit before you actually are it'll come back and bite you, HARD...im not planning on throwing a toggle hook or a low turn at few hundred feet, just gonna take it nice and easy =] Jump more, Bitch less.

how many of you know that nearly irresistible ear to ear grin you get when your new rig shows up. no matter how hard you try it can be whipped off your face. its beyond words, i truly hope all of you have felt that bliss at some point, its a feeling that cannot be match by anything else. i got to my DZ the other day and hurd from another jumper "rumor has it theres something good for you in the back"...moments later i walked back into the main hanger with a white "sport-tek by port authority" box covered in clear packing tape, the only way the best presents arrive. inside contained what would be the begining of a glorious relationship (ok maybe i got a little carried away, but still...true love) Javelin J1KS C17 cut in lats. stainless steel hardware RSL quilted back pad pillow cutaway and reserve. Spectre 150 (krispy white lines) Cypres 2 (8yrs left) PDR 143. (no rides and merely a hand full of repacks) bought in impeccable condition sub 100 jumps im a very happy camper (purchased on yours truely: DZ.com by a very honest and profesional skydiver in FL at a more than reasonable price. Stay loyal people!) photos to come! Joey Jump more, Bitch less.

does anyone have any footage of either someone having a mal that involves using a hook knife or footage of only one riser coming off during a cutaway? i've looked around but cant find anything Jump more, Bitch less.

a few weeks ago a guy at my local DZ had a cut away and he just went out then turned around and rode it at half brakes so he could lag behind and watch where it was going to land from a distance...then landed with everyone else. he had no problem finding it and IMO it looked to be a very safe maneuver Jump more, Bitch less.

im pretty sure the question he asked was what can you damage on a cesna WITH OUT hitting it, anyone and their dog could figure out that you'd damage the plane if you hit it on exit try again

thanx for the response. that looks tight!!! whats a good transition into that position? is it easy to get there from sit flying? Jump more, Bitch less.

give lodi a shot. i know bill dause hires enough TI's in the summer that he could start his own country. but ppl on here don't like lodi so there wont be many backing this up. Jump more, Bitch less.

With the ABSOLUTE LOVE, RESPECT and ADORATION I feel for my #1 Smutsketeer and premiere literary inspiration, I would be agonizingly remiss if I didn't say: YOU ARE SO WRONG RIGHT NOW that it makes my choad hurt. (Likewise to the lovely British bird.) No one REALLY wants to know the answer to this question, no matter how badly they think they do in the hormonally-flushed afterglow of the moment. It doesn't matter what reason man or woman give for asking the question, chances are what they're really asking is: Woman: "Are you as perfect as I would like to make you out to be?" and, Man: "Who am I going to be graded against?" Unless both numbers match within a margin of error of +/- 2, (and if that happens run out and buy a Power Ball ticket immediately!), one party will almost inevitably find a reason to feel insecure, or at least gain a mental weapon to wield unfairly against the other during a future argument. Or, if I may quote the brilliant Dante: "THIRTY-SEVEN??!!!" In a relationship where the respect and trust is real, and both parties are really focusing on each other to the exclusion of anyone else past or present, history should be able to stay safely in the archives. Medical history is a separate matter entirely. Since someone who has had careful contact with 100 people could very well be healthier than someone who was careless with the wrong one, the numbers shouldn't enter into that discussion anyway. +1 thanx for the good response. aahahaha! im gonna start that, there are a few blank pages in the back of my log book hump number: date: location: equipment worn: delay time: maneuver(s) performed: name/signature: Jump more, Bitch less.

+ 1 My thoughts exactly.

first off. yes i've used the search what exactly is "knee flying" i've never hurd about it till a few weeks ago and now i hear about it everywhere...what exactly does the position look like....photos? video? thanx Jump more, Bitch less.

recently the girls i've been hooking up with have all decided to ask one little question..."so how many others have there been?" if its the start of a relationship i can understand but IMO if its just a hookup i feel like it should fall under the don't ask don't tell category. now i haven't been with an ungodly amount of girls but i have been with a fair amount, but i still don't know how to answer the question, i figure there are 3 options... truthful, how ever i feel like shes more likely to feel like shes "just another girl" low ball, it so u don't sound like u get around a lot. high ball, it so u sound like a pimp Jump more, Bitch less.

this thread has become growingly optimistic... ...i like it Jump more, Bitch less.

some open up like gulwing doors but the pilot being mentioned (with out naming him of course!) just happens to enjoy flying with his doors off all together Jump more, Bitch less.

bringing this one back a little. just currious seeing what the rest of u guys have these days. 2 i thought were funny. both on cutaways were AWESOME and FCUK Jump more, Bitch less.

i raced DH for 6 years and rode for even more. fontana is awesome,i love that track. i rode mostly with the northbay crowd, the RideSFO guys. they were always really good to me. Jump more, Bitch less.