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  1. LOL no, the brOP and i try to come up with "bro-isms" when ever were on the broad heading out to the DZ bronana hammock broter cade Jump more, Bitch less.
  2. haha dam it tristan u beat me to it!! broseph brociden ruler of the brocians brototype bromaldehyde brocephus maximus hulk brogan bromio and juliet brotanical gardens drinkin a brokini bromosexual bro j. Simpson Jump more, Bitch less.
  3. haha natalie only you would start this thred but im sure glad you do. id say a solid 80% havent had too many girls who didnt know they're way around the power tool in one way or another. there are those who definitely have their fortes. but for the most part all know how to work it pretty good. Jump more, Bitch less.
  4. how many bro-names can you name. broseph brociden ruler of the brocians brototype bromaldehyde brocephus maximus hulk brogan bromio and juliet brotanical gardens drinkin a brokini bromosexual bro j. Simpson Jump more, Bitch less.
  5. i've noticed quite a few people at the DZ skydiving with headphones. is it distracting in freefall? can you even hear it? i figure i should wait till i have a few more jumps before i should try it, or does it not really make that big of a difference and what do u guys listen to who jump with them? joey Jump more, Bitch less.
  6. and has found them selves finishing a paper at 3am fuck my life Jump more, Bitch less.
  7. the only satisfaction i get from snowboarding is that it helps make the winter pass quicker. Jump more, Bitch less.
  8. ill go for loosing a shoe any day over getting a reserve handle pulled Jump more, Bitch less.
  9. You talkin' about doin' the primate or the skydive? the skydive! i think the primate would be a little scarry! *squeeze the cheeks!!!* Jump more, Bitch less.
  10. BEST THING EVER!!!!! ok im done. Jump more, Bitch less.
  11. D.S. 707! the answer to everything ive needed in life! i can now die a happier person! Jump more, Bitch less.
  12. not to sound like i have a huge ego... but i feel pretty content with my self. i mean, im not walkin around with 22" pipes and a super model body but i dont feel bad about my self. i just feel its more constructive to work posative with what you've got going for you than to just get down about the few things that are not. and hey. there are some wacked out ppl out there. no matter how wack u look someones got a fetish for it right??? Jump more, Bitch less.
  13. sweet thanx for being constructive u guys, i know how much u guys love bashing a good wingsuiting thred. ill keep all that in mind! Jump more, Bitch less.
  14. yeah i kinda figured they were for base just by looking at alot of pics featuring them but i was wondering if getting that babystep in forward thrust would help you prepare for the jump to even small wings. thanx for the tip. ill keep that inmind. does a RW suit with bootys give you a noticeable amount more of drive? than just a regular jumpsuit? Jump more, Bitch less.
  15. did anyone hear about what happend at lodi today...i hurd something tragic...any news...? Jump more, Bitch less.
  16. so i know i've got a ways to go but im definitely interested in wingsuits. i figure its probably not the smartest thing to go straight into a wingsuit on your 201st jump, so my question is about tracking gear. like the pants and jacket made my phoenix. im not looking to get into something way over my head but about when would you guys recomend to start jumping with that type of equipment. Jump more, Bitch less.
  17. how do you go about telling people you skydive? when ever i tell ppl i skydive i feel like im comming off with a huge ego and trying to brag about it. up untill recently i've raced downhill bikes and rode motocross and its always seemed so nonchalant when i tell ppl what i pass my weekends doing. so how do you let ppl in on that you spend ur weekends jumping from planes? Jump more, Bitch less.
  18. thats soo legit! has that aired yet on TV i havent seen it before btw which one is MX? Jump more, Bitch less.
  19. i thought this thread started out awesome when i saw swallowing was in the lead, then i kept reading and realized it got even better!! Jump more, Bitch less.
  20. jf951

    free fall sex?

    thats what im talking about! i knew id get a posative responce from you guys. havent let me down before, and i didnt think u would start now! so much to look forward to Jump more, Bitch less.
  21. jf951

    free fall sex?

    ive hurd plenty about sex on the dropzone but has anyone ever tried sex in freefall. yeah i know it would have to be quick...might have to do some improv, maybe have to finish on the ground.but does anyone know if this has ever been tried? might bring a whole new level of exclusivity to the mile high club Jump more, Bitch less.
  22. dude...i hate you soooo much! id love to do that...ive been born and raised in the bay area Jump more, Bitch less.
  23. sit flying makes my balls hurt... bad,my harness is carefully placed to avoid any unplesant encounters but it feels like im getting punched in the nuts while im doing it. ...does this happen to anyone else? note i am flying in just shorts and a T shirt. would a jump suit help clear this up? any other tips on stopping it? Jump more, Bitch less.