ScottishJohn

Are they the sort you have to lick firt before you stick to paper (like postage stamps) ================================= I can smell your noodles ! =================================

I think this is a sad case that could have saved the family more hartache , stress and money if they had just accepted that their loved one had died doing something he knew was dangerous but enjoyed too much to give up rather than reach for the lawyer. in a case like this I don't really thing there are any real winners. The DZ still lost a lot of money defending it's self (in my opinion it should have got all legal bills repayed) , the bad publicity to the DZ and the sport in general. The family never got their loved one back , had to pay legal fees that will probably bankrupt them , the stree of chasing this case through the court for 3 years. Who wins ? The lawyers. This is just my opinion , your entitled to disagree but keep the flame to a minimum please. John ================================= I can smell your noodles ! =================================

Can you think of a better way of starting the day

I had some chicken last night. Tonight i'm gonna have some pussy ================================= I can smell your noodles ! =================================

hmmm, it's so obvious that I need a clue ================================= I can smell your noodles ! =================================

I can't post boobies from here, i'm at work ================================= I can smell your noodles ! =================================

Amen to that ================================= I can smell your noodles ! =================================

just voted 7-9 Couldn't give someone a 10 on the strength of 1 picture. ================================= I can smell your noodles ! =================================

A vote. Damn i'll need to go back and inspect the picture carefully before a vote ================================= I can smell your noodles ! =================================

OK, Here's the plan. You check the background and I will continue to study the foreground TTFN Back to the picture. ================================= I can smell your noodles ! =================================

>I've looked at the picture, and examined it. They are definatly boobies But are they REAL. I will have to open up the picture again and study it closly to see if the boobies are real. ================================= I can smell your noodles ! =================================

>I hate to break it to you rugby boys, but that pic comes from the >US... Hmmmm, I will have to open up the picture again and study it closly to see if it was in the US.

> my friends think I'm crazy Don't worry , you will make lots of new friends who don't think you are crazy >My credit card will get maxed. You can always get another credit card. Welcome to the sky, you now one of us. ================================= I can smell your noodles ! =================================

F'kin funny as hell. I burst out laughing when I saw that now everyone in the office is looking at me. ================================= I can smell your noodles ! =================================

Three leprechauns, Mick, Sean and Kevin, are sitting in the pub getting quietly pissed when Mick shouts out, "Jaysus, I'm bored wid bein' a feckin' nobody. I'm tinkin' I'll take meself down to de Guinness Book of Records office and get meself entered in de book". "What de hell are ye talkin' about, ye eejit. You've dun nuttin' to get in de book for", says Sean. "Well, it's me hands, Sean", Mick says waving them around, "I tink dey are de smallest in de world and I'm gonna get meself entered into de book and I'll be world famous". The other two agree that they are quite small and they all carry on drinking heartily. A little while later Kevin pipes up, "Ya know Mick, if ye can get into de Guinness Book of Records for yer small hands, so can I" The other two smirk at each other and Mick says, "How can ye have de smallest hands in the world if I've got dem, ya bloody fool"? Kevin replies, "It's not me hands, Mick, it's me feet", and he takes off his boots to show them. "I tink dat dey are de smallest feet in de world and I'm gonna get meself entered into de Guinness Book of Records too". The other two agree that they are quite small and with that they all go back to their drinking.Some time later Sean chimes in, "Well,if youse two can get into de Guinness Book of Records, I can too". The others fall about laughing. "What de feck have you got dats so feckin' interesting?", cries Sean. It's me dick, Sean", he says and pulls down his breeches to show them. They both howl with laughter as Sean pulls out his little willy. "Jaysus, ye've got the best chance of us all, Sean", says Kevin, "dat's the smallest feckin' dick I ever saw" and with that they all go back to their drinking. Later on, full to the gills, they are heading home when, out of the corner of his eye, Mick spots the Guinness Book of Records office further down the street. "Jaysus", he says "I'm gonna go into dat office and I'm gonna get me hands measured" and off he staggers. Ten minutes later he comes out with a big smile on his face waving his hands in the air. "I did it. I did it", he says. "I'm in de Guinness Book of Records for de smallest hands in the world. Nobody's got smaller hands dan me", he says and with that he pushes Kevin forward. "Go on ye eejit. See if ye have de smallest feet in de world. Go on". "Feck it. I will", says Kevin and off he staggers. Ten minutes later, he too comes out with a big smile on his face, kicking his feet in the air. "Jaysus, I'm famous", he says. "I've got de smallest feet in de world. I'm famous, I'm famous". With that Sean staggers to the office door. "I'm gonna get me dick measured", he says, "I won't be long". The other two are waiting anxiously for Sean to return, but time slips by. Ten minutes turns into twenty and twenty into thirty. No sign of Sean. Forty minutes go by and the office door opens. Sean slouches out looking disconsolate, "Who de feckin hell is Skreamer? he says ================================= I can smell your noodles ! =================================

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To get back onto the thread. The weather is not looking too good for this weekend. AXXX05 EGRR 240900 National Media Script Issued by NCPU at 1030 on Friday 24 May 2002 Headline Summary: Gales in many places. Rain clearing eastwards leaving squally showers. Forecast for the United Kingdom until 0600 on Saturday (max 100 words): Today:-Rain soon clearing eastern areas, but slower to clear northeast Scotland. Thereafter, sunny intervals and squally showers, locally heavy with thunder and merging into longer spells of rain over many northern areas. Southeastern England having fewer showers and more sunshine. Importantly, very windy, gales in many places, locally severe in the west, with very gusty conditions around the heavy showers. Tonight:-Showers continuing in many areas, with more prolonged rain at times in the northwest. However, showers in the south and east will become more scattered and mainly confined to exposed coastal areas as very strong winds here slowly ease. Outlook for Saturday Saturday:-All areas will have sunny intervals and showers, the showers heavy at times, especially over Scotland with some prolonged outbreaks of rain affecting western and northern Scotland during the morning. More extensive cloud and showery rain reaching Northern Ireland and the southwest by or soon after midday will extend northwards and eastwards across much of the United Kingdom during the afternoon and evening. Strong winds, with gales in places, over central and northern areas will gradually ease, but winds over England and Wales will increase again, with local gales developing again. Temperatures will range from near average in the east to rather cool along western coasts. Regional Forecasts for Today,Tonight and Tomorrow : Northern Ireland Forecast for Northern Ireland Today: Showers merging into longer spells of occasionally heavy rain with a risk of thunder. Just a few brighter intervals at times. Winds increasing with southwesterly gales developing, particularly in the south. Forecast for Northern Ireland Tonight: Outbreaks of rain or showers continuing well into the night, though it should become somewhat drier later. Very windy in all areas, with strong to gale force southwesterly winds. Outlook for Northern Ireland Tomorrow Sunny spells but also a few showers before cloud and rain spread from the south, the rain becoming heavy and rather persistent in most parts during the afternoon, before turning more showery towards evening. Strong winds easing during the morning. Wales Forecast for Wales Today: Sunny intervals but also squally showers, frequent and occasionally heavy with a risk of hail and thunder, perhaps becoming prolonged in the north. Very windy, gales developing in many places, locally severe, with very gusty conditions near heavy showers. Forecast for Wales Tonight: Outbreaks of rain or showers continuing well into the night, but showers should become more scattered by morning as strong to gale force winds start to ease. Outlook for Wales Tomorrow Sunny intervals and scattered showers about before more general cloud and rain move in from the southwest by or soon after midday, some of this rain becoming heavy during the afternoon. Strong winds easing for a time, but local gales may develop again later. Scotland Forecast for Scotland Today: Rain clearing northeastwards, though not from Shetland until evening. Thereafter, sunny intervals and showers, these merging into longer spells of rain in the west and south, locally heavy. Windy, especially in the south where gales will develop in places. Forecast for Scotland Tonight: Showers, prolonged in places and often heavy, especially in the west and south where it will remain very windy with gusty gales in many places. Outlook for Scotland Tomorrow Some sunny intervals, but also showers, these merging into longer spells of rain in the west at first, and later across many central and southern areas. Strong to gale force southwesterly winds across the south will extend northwards before easing. Northern England Forecast for Northern England Today: Sunny intervals and showers, these merging into longer spells of rain, particularly in the north and west. Very windy with gales in many places, locally severe, with very gusty conditions likely around the heavy showers and also to the lee of the Pennines. Forecast for Northern England Tonight: Outbreaks of rain or squally showers, occasionally heavy, but turning drier in the south and east later. Remaining very windy with strong or gale force southwesterly winds with very strong gusts in places. Outlook for Northern England Tomorrow Sunny intervals and blustery showers, but more general cloud and outbreaks of rain will spread to many northern and western areas during the afternoon. Remaining windy, local gales in the north at first and perhaps in the west later. Southern England Forecast for Southern England Today: Rain soon clearing the east. Otherwise, sunny spells and squally showers, locally heavy, but probably only a few in the southeast. Very windy with gales developing in places, with very gusty conditions around heavy showers. Forecast for Southern England Tonight: Showers, locally heavy and prolonged at first in the west will become lighter and more scattered, being mostly near coasts exposed to the strong to gale force southwesterly winds. However, winds should slowly ease overnight. Outlook for Southern England Tomorrow Sunny spells and blustery showers, but more general cloud and outbreaks of rain will spread to many western areas during the afternoon. Remaining windy with perhaps local gales developing again during the afternoon. ================================= I can smell your noodles ! =================================

A man went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I've got a problem, but if you're going to treat it, first you've got to promise not to laugh." "Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. >> >In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," the man said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor has ever seen. Unable to control himself, the doctor fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. "I'm so sorry," he said. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen." ================================= I can smell your noodles ! =================================

> My first poll! BEER !! ================================= I can smell your noodles ! =================================

In defence of Emma. Ye hinae met the lass Nac, she is a bonnie wee thing with a wickid sense o humur, and she disnae have a huge arse. we were part of a 4way team at the recent Hinton scrambles and she flew rings round the rest of us. It was a great weekend. Scottish John (i'm not a stalker).

> Wierd but suppossedly welsh. Wierd yes, but I dunno of any other Welsh people that would do that. Does anyone else think the Welsh talk funny ? ================================= I can smell your noodles ! =================================

I never said anything of the sort. (I've got to jump with these nice people at the weekend) ================================= I can smell your noodles ! =================================

> Why the fook do people live in England, Coz the weather is a lot nicer than Scotland. ================================= I can smell your noodles ! =================================

> with the Tramontana, you can get winded out for 3 or 4 days straight 9 f'kin days I spent at Empuriabrava and we didn't get 1 jump in because of the weather. ================================= I can smell your noodles ! =================================