ScottishJohn

You mean like last Saturday when it was too windy to jump so I had about 20 skydivers watching my every move as I reconnected my main to the container all offering useful/useless advice. It was actually going quite well until phil tripped over the lines and f*cked it all up But your quite right, shit happens, deal with it and move on. See you later ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================

WTF ?????????????? ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================

Nothing wrong with my pack jobs. I jump them all the time. My mal was probably due to bad body position on opening that caused the line twists. These things happen thats why we have a reserve ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================

thats a new one. Nice change from "sweaty sock" ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================

> and I'm out of orange paint! Stick your knob in a carton of sunny delight, theres enough food colouring in that to do the job. Just trying to help ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================

Why not paint your dick orange and take a picture with a digital camera ? it would save you a lot of time ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================

yes I was on my back when I pulled the reserve. Perhaps I need more practice. NOT ! ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================

> Congratulations. Jump number? 57 > Did you deploy whilst in a 360 deg 200mph spin?? No I don't do any of that freaky stuff. And I don't fall that fast. ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================

Line twists all the way up with the slider stuck in the middle of the line twist. And the answer is YES. I did buy the beers. ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================

> you know what we need? A huge frigg'n net. We would need 2 nets. 1 over the DZ and the other one over the sheep farm 4 miles from the drop zone for Skreamer ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================

> Over the B, C, and D licences, that's a jump ticket Or a couple of beers ! ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================

I had to use my reserve last week and it worked fine. I would not want the added confussion of having to decide which reserve to pull or what to do if you had a double mal. Just remember your emergancy drills and make a decision, do not dither, if you don't like the look of your main get rid of it while you still have some altitude and use the reserve. ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================

Mc Ewens Export (draft) A nice dark scottish ale but it is hard to find. Even harder when you live in the South East of England. ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================

HA HA

> I want to get two elephants with their trunks linked. > besides I have no idea where I'd get this put! What about one on each buttock ! ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================

I'm glad sombody understands me.

I would like to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather Not screaming my head off like his 35 terrified passengers

I don't know if it takes silicon into consideration as I am not a civil engineer and didn't understand most of it. But you don't need to understand it to appreciate it.

> They all said "hoose" and "A-boot" WTF is up with that? Whits wrang wi that ? Thats how ah pronounce them. ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================

second try ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================

A cilvil engineers reference chart See atachment ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================

Don't believe him Will, everyone at Hinton was laughing at you.

I might be able to do that. I will ask steve for a copy of the tape next weekend. ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================

Try this one http://www.matazone.co.uk/kitty1.htm http://www.matazone.co.uk/kitty2.htm

LOL