LuckyMcSwervy

Yeah, that was really cool of me, huh? LOL - Hair of the dog, I guess? My stomach flips at the thought of alcohol right now! Always be kinder than you feel.

2 peanuts walk into a bar. One was assaulted! I'm here all week! Try the veal!! Always be kinder than you feel.

OK, last Saturday night was my first DZ party.

Whatever! Make him a sammich and get him a beer while it's still cold, or walk your bare foot ass out to the store to get ice. Ohhhhh.... if you were my man we'd have some problems. Always be kinder than you feel.

Go for a facial. Love them! How about a mani & pedi? A massage?? Be good to yourself!!!

Ironically enough, I would feed him nuts. Peanuts! Always be kinder than you feel.

I used to have a squirrel in my old house's backyard with nuts the size of freaking superhuge Gobstoppers. Surprisingly, I named him "Big Balls". His balls would swing back and forth, scraping the ground as he happily scampered through my yard. I miss that little dude!! And the captaion: Got Nuts? Always be kinder than you feel.

Boooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm a sore loser when it comes to the Eagles/Cowboys games. E-A-G-L-E-S! Eagles! Had to do that, I slept through the game. Always be kinder than you feel.

Ohhhh.... I had to bag jumping Sunday - see above posts - . I'll be up there all next weekend. I'll keep an eye out for you! Good luck on you AFFs!!! Always be kinder than you feel.

I solemnly swear to never foul the carpet of the Skyvan out of respect to you. If John is the Hawaiian shirt, baseball hat wearing dude (I did meet him at the party but I do not remember his name - LOL), then he was the pilot Saturday. Yeah, eventually I'll finish the training and get my A. At this rate, you'll have your D license before I finish my A.

:::: ducks for cover :::: It's beautiful here today and no jumping for me. I got 1 jump in yesterday with Nathan. The heat and humidity really got to me so I had to bag the rest of the jumping day, went home, took a cold shower, stopped at Canal's for a couple of cases of beer, then back to the DZ for the festivities. This morning before I left to come back home I was looking at the Skyvan and picturing myself puking all over in there, then never being able to show my face around there again!!! Not to mention cleaning the student rig of alcohol infused puke. Not nice. BTW, one of the other students (John) had a cutaway yesterday -- on his 13th jump -- after we were all sitting there before he jumped telling him that since 13 was my lucky number, it was a good sign. Can you believe it? BTW - to the original poster James - Dude, where were you yesterday? I looked for you to say "hey!". Always be kinder than you feel.

LOL - thanks for whispering. It was a DZ night. Party back at Sam & Neil's place for both of the Sams birthdays. It was a lot of fun and I met even more awesome people!!! Lots of beer (Blue Moon, Yeungling), Patron, Jell-O shots (very tasty!) and I think there may have been some vodka involved. Luckily, I was able to crash up there and came home this morning to endure my hangover in my own bed. Newbie lesson: I can't drink like that and expect to jump the next day. I'm not that tough. Always be kinder than you feel.

Shhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! You said that too loud! I'm hungover from my first night of hanging with the Cross Keys crew. I'm never drinking again! Always be kinder than you feel.

I thought it was funny - caught me off guard!!! I can dish it out and take it. Always be kinder than you feel.

Having the SIM was a requirement for ground school at my DZ (it was on the list of requirements you got when you signed up). That book is awesome. Not only is it extremely informative, it's extremely interesting. Newbies like us need to be sponges, soaking up all that we can, and this book makes it's easy. But then again, when the subject is something I'm interested in, it's always an easy read. Make sense?? Always be kinder than you feel.

[reply 41. Beer doesn't bust your balls to cut the friggin' lawn. One more..... 42. Beer doesn't care if you want to spend the weeked at the DZ. In fact, they want to come along! Always be kinder than you feel.

41. Beer doesn't bust your balls to cut the friggin' lawn. Always be kinder than you feel.

You like 40 year olds? Burn! Ouch. Everyone knows chicks get better after 40.

I'm like, "Hey, Rick Reichmuth! How YOU doin'?" He's smokin' hot (even when he's talking about horrible weather)! And he's also my future 2nd ex-husband but he doesn't know that yet. He had blond highlights during the summer. God, I loveeeeeeeeeee blond guys! My weakness. I guess I should throw out there that I'm 2 Amstel Lights in and I'm a 2 beer queer. Always be kinder than you feel.

Maybe I look like a cow! Moooooooo!!!

Would spend a lot of money getting that thing waxed. (Sorry - I don't know you, that's all I could come up with!) Always be kinder than you feel.

LOL! Well, that'll make your return to Cross Keys that much better! I'm on for tomorrow, I hope the weather works out... Always be kinder than you feel.

Lure them to the aircraft by saying chicks show boobies on the way to altitude? Then yell "Door!" and push them out. Always be kinder than you feel.

I think it's the "You Tube" factor. No one likes watching skydive videos with some Disturbed rocking the background track more than me, but if I had to hear "down with the sickness.... waaa aaaa aaaaa aaaaa!!!!!!!!!" while I WAS IN FREEFALL or UNDER CANOPY, holy shit, I need to hear MYSELF think and I need to hear the sound of my canopy and listen for other people. Just my .02. EDITED to add: 'more than me' Always be kinder than you feel.

Good luck on trying to make it through this weekend!! I was hoping the same thing for myself but I don't think the NJ weather will cooperate all weekend! Best of luck! Blue Skies - Karen Always be kinder than you feel.