LuckyMcSwervy

Some sad fucker saved them from here Loser That sad fucker line just made me choke on my Spaghettio's! I wasn't expecting that. Always be kinder than you feel.

That line has a nice ring to it. I forgot about 'sperm burping'. What a lovely visual, huh??? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!! Always be kinder than you feel.

ROFLMAO!!! I love your way of thinking,chica!I had a similar experience with a guy playing "River of Deceit" by Mad Season over and over only to find out hes been lying to me from the word go and stole a buncha shit (money,guns etc.) from me and my family before we broke up to fund a drug habit I didnt know about.Cocksucking fuckheaded crackwhore!But anyway, I' over it now. Holy shit. Nice, huh?? And BTW, cocksucker is my all time favorite curse word!!! I do believe it's a family tradition - my Dad was a cop (retired in 1993 after 33 years on the job) and my ex-husband and his old partner (all on the same department) used to tell stories of my Dad trying to get people to stop resisting arrest and he always called them fucking cocksuckers. I definitely take after my dear Daddy. Always be kinder than you feel.

I had my first "solo" jump last Sunday (my AFF 1) so I'm bringing a case of something (Heineken, Blue Moon Harvest, Corona or Yuengling) to my DZ tomorrow. They're the brands that are apparently popular at my DZ - I asked around. I got a call from the DZ this morning saying that AFF is cancelled for tomorrow due to the hurricane/tropical storm weather going on around here. So, since people will still be at the DZ, I'm bring over a deli tray for lunch....... and the beer I owe from last Sunday. I guess I'll just hang out tomorrow, eat, drink, try to learn something, maybe crash there if I have too many. When is it appropriate to break out the beer? That's something I do not know yet. There won't be anyone jumping tomorrow, so is the beer light on all day? I just don't know that etiquette yet!! Always be kinder than you feel.

I'm a newbie and I haven't been to a boogie ..YET!! My reasons for picking one, when I do get to go are: Location, who will be there, distance, and loyalty to my home DZ (XKeys). Always be kinder than you feel.

And don't forget to check your MySpace.

OMG - You're so pretty! I like it straight. But..... it still looks good curly, too. Always be kinder than you feel.

God, I hate that song! My ex-husband used to play it over and over and over again after he told me he wanted a divorce and he denied he was fucking around. But, after I found out about his cum dumpster, sperm gurgling whore, that song message all of a sudden made a lot of sense. Prick. I think, you are going to be just fine, now!

Congratulations! I vote for 'Runway'. Always be kinder than you feel.

I'm sorry that you're hurting. Now, listen to me: 1. Get a STD screening. Now. If she's pregnant, that means she was fucking the other dude with no condom. Get your ass to the doctor's office, tell the doc what happened. They've heard it all before and will know what to do. Get your dick checked before you start with the next pieces of advice.... 2. Call her best friend, offer to get together and have a few drinks to commisserate, then fuck her. Fuck the other whore, a revenge bang is very liberating. (Make sure you and the best friend know it's just a hook up). 3. You can always try to fuck the other guy's sister, is he has one, or HIS Mom. That'll go over like a lead balloon. 4. Go to the local rub and tug. I'm sure you're very stressed out and need a massage. 5. Someone mentioned Cougars and divorced chicks. OK, I think the 'tear your ass up' mindset depends on the Cougar. 6. I'm not a lesbian, but my DZ has nothing but hot chicks. You said she thought skydiving was a waste of money, sooooooooooo go to where you can meet someone who has the same love of the sport as you. I'm not a fan of shitting where you eat, but hey, you need friends right now. And a drunken hook up might be just what you need. And remember, be discreet, lot of camera and video and the DZ! 7. And this classic - "the best way to get over someone is to get under someone new". Good luck, sweetie. My advice is bes taken with a grain of salt. I've been scorned in a very big way in the past, so I have lots of things in my immature mind that I wish I would've done. Just don't get arrested because of this bitch, ok?? Always be kinder than you feel.

ICE DILDO???? YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Always be kinder than you feel.

Shots for EVERYONE!!! Always be kinder than you feel.

Please correct me if I'm wrong but don't the airlines charge for another seat if you're that friggin' fat? Oh yeah, and keep the kids in the back of the plane, too. Noisy, back of the seat kicking fuckers! ::::: Runs for cover!! ::::: Always be kinder than you feel.

Thats hot (think Paris Hilton) Is it friday yet? Can I have 3 shots per umbrella in that picture to get me started? ...you'll soon understand my sig line if yes Haha. I'm not much of a drinker (I'm such a 2 beer queer) but I have a funny feeling my tolerence level will be going up hanging out at the DZ after hours. You always here about bringing beer to the DZ, what about the other stuff? Tequila, Jager, etc.? Wine even?? Always be kinder than you feel.

Here ya go. Those little suckers are dangerous! I had a "situation" in the Bahamas many years ago! I met some dude from Ohio and he thought it would be funny to poke me in the ass with one. Well, those things are sharp and it punctured my ass cheek! OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You know you liked it. LOL - Yeah, he was friggin' smokin'!!!!! Pecs that could cut diamonds! I was like 'How YOU doin'?'!! Always be kinder than you feel.

Here ya go. Those little suckers are dangerous! I had a "situation" in the Bahamas many years ago! I met some dude from Ohio and he thought it would be funny to poke me in the ass with one. Well, those things are sharp and it punctured my ass cheek! OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Always be kinder than you feel.

Thanks! I had to laugh at Wikipedia's line: dicky pudding. I think I'm a 16 year old boy trapped in a 40 year old woman's body! Always be kinder than you feel.

OK, who is Vinnie? Remember, I'm new around here! Always be kinder than you feel.

I fixed it for you! Always be kinder than you feel.

Johann - Dare I Google 'spotted dick'? Sounds like a quite unfortunate STD! Always be kinder than you feel.

That does sound good! Does anyone know how long a bottle of Patron stays "good"? I have a bottle in a cabinet that was opened on November 27, 2007, it's still about 3/4 of the way full, and hasn't been opened since that night. Think it's okay to drink? Always be kinder than you feel.

LOL! I knew what they were but couldn't resist a dick reference! I've never heard of 'man ham'. May I borrow that? I think my guy friends will laugh their asses off when they hear that one! 'Man ham' - fucking ..... wherever you're from! Haha. Always be kinder than you feel.

Tony, I think you're right. I think some people are starting to warm up and be really, really nice and very helpful. Granted, I'm not the most outgoing chick on the block, but I guess that's nothing a few beers after the beer light won't fix! Always be kinder than you feel.

Hey, thanks! I grew up at the airport with my Dad who used to fly small a small aircraft, always thought it was cool to be there.

Ummmmmmmm............... So you liked that dick on your face? Always be kinder than you feel.