ShortBus

super special thump? severe sudden trip?

i was just there for the past two weeks packin and workin. I might be there next weekend work permitting, If you havent heard we have a full time caravan now so lots of fun this summer havent seen you guys since the boogie maybe ill see you one of these weekends ill be down alot this summer blue skys, dan get on the bus

Got my new rig saturday i didnt order one i found one for sale and i kinda lucked out. I got a good deal on a new container found a micro raven 150 for a reserve put a sonic 150 in it for a main and i was happy as can be not everyone agreed on me jumping a 150sonic for the jumps i have (43) and i went from a 220 raider straight to that, but so far so good i flew it fine and havent biffed yet (knock on wood) so yee haw dan- "get on the bus"

You can do it!!!!!! you can do it all night long

right now its all about Freefall baby. student jumps were stressfull and i wasnt that into freefall because i was worried about passing. i dont have many jumps (40) but right now i need to get more skillfull in the air, i cant do that under canopy so 3k-2.5k ill deploy Dan "get on the bus"

yes they are...them little scouts must be eating right for them to taste that good mmmmmm cookies

I've gotta say that people acting like idiots on the road really get under my skin i.e speeding up to pass you only to slow back down or going the speed limit in the fast lane then when you ride their bumper they dont understand that means MOVE!!!! i did alot of driving this summer and ive noticed the two most common vehicles people drive like asses in are #1 Ford Focus #2 any type of mini van. Also what really gets me fired up is when people talk down at me because im only 16 oh man that really gets me all pissed for instance i went out to dinner one night with my lady friend it was a semi nice restaraunt and the Food was just dog chow im talking my fish was undercooked and smelled like they just plucked it out of the river and her pasta wasnt even cooked all the way the noodles were still brittle push come to show i go talk to the manager nice and normal and she looks at me with one her these "oh your just a dumb kid looking for a free meal" kinda looks needless to say i caused a scean because of it and i left with a smile on my face =) Yeah thats definatley number 1 getting treated like a little kid. Never happened at the dz though everyone is real cool, actually now that i think about it every skydiver i've met so far has been really cool to me.

Fight FIIIIGGGHHTTTT woooo. im kinda bored right now so please bear with me on this one....nothing on tv gotta work tonight, no beer no tv make home go crazy =)

when it says the distance from the target your target isnt always the peas say your trying to land next to another jumper and you do booya theres your target im sure you get my point also spotting and packing isnt that hard i dont think it specifys it has to be a good spot. heh.heh. heh. so your not in as bad a shape as your thought you'll have your license before you know it dan "get on the bus"

yes send me the rest of them i gotta try some of those out [email protected]

oh god side hurting pain intense must breathe....oh man that was quality stuff

a man recives a call shortly after getting home from work its the hospital the doctor says your wife has been in a serious car accident you better get down here right away upon arriving the doctor sits him down and says sir your wife is paralyzed from the neck down from now on youll have to tend to her every needs youll have to clothe her, bathe her,cook for her, clean, everything she cant function anymore the man breaks down and begins to cry the doctor puts his hand on his shoulder and says Im just Fucking with you shes dead

the guy uses cables when hes outta his rig but i still give him credit hes one crazy mofo dan get on the bus

I earned Shortbus after a low pull on my first coach dive i got so into the jump i just lost track of my altitude my coach said "i thought you were going to be the first person i watch burn in" each time everyone starts to wonder if i should be called shortbus i do something stupid to re-enforce it.. dan "get on the bus"

Hey its shortbus i.e michigan dan yeah from what i hear techumse is a decent Dz i dunno my opion is they wouldnt let me jump the hell with em. Thats going to be your closest dz though.. any other ones in michigan are a good 1 1/2 hours to your trip. Well have fun if you go there you n laura drive safe Dan "get on the bus"

Hey now beer is good and all fine with me age is just a number...if im old enough to jump outta a plane im old enough to get so drunk i dont remember the night before....well it sounds right.... ive had to buy my share of beer and i think i might be behind a bit....Havent had that many mommy jokes but i got a fealing since i started typin on this they're gonna pick up a bit..well i say come take a ride on the shorbus dan "get on the bus"

im 16 and i started jumpin this summer im pretty damn young compared to all you folks. well actually im not young your just old =) dan "get on the bus"

Most of the time you can get away with dinner and a movie sometimes though you have to treat that special one real slick like...You know you have to caress its curves and slowly pour it out. Carefull on making a mess you might get to excited and before you know it you wont be able to control your legs. Just tryin to look out for ya man Good luck on the date Dan "get on the bus"

A man walks into his sons room and catches him masteurbating the dad says son if you keep playing with yourself youll go blind the son then raises his hand and says "Eh over here Dad" =)

A man arrives home after a long hard day at work and sees there is a message on his answering machine. He listens to it and its a Doctor and he says "Bob your wife has just been in a serious accident you need to get down the to Emergency room right away" The man runs out the door and Flies like a bat outta hell to the hospital. When he arrives the Doctor sets him down and says "bob you wife was in a serious car accident and is paralyzed from the neck down, From now on youll have to feed her, bathe her, Change her since she cant control her bowels, you will have to tend to her every need." and the man breaks down and starts crying the doctor then says "Im just Fuckin with ya shes Dead" kinda morbid but always good for a laugh dan- "get on the bus"

goin to texas would kick ass i just thought i would point that out to bad no cash. Have fun when ya go Dan "get on the bus"

that guy was my hero.....

Magnum Combat boots dont leave home with out them they have great ankle support steel toed for those times when you have to kick something and you can trash'em all you want and they will shine up clean and askin for more Dan "get on the bus"

If a man with multiple Personalitys threatains to kill Himself is it considered a Hostage Situation??? What do sheep count when they want to fall asleep? i just thought i would add those because they are worth mentioning....and people wonder why im nicknamed shortbus well you know what i was so smart on the shortbus i could have been the driver Dan "get on the bus"

"""Wow, Christopher! nasty one. I know you have probably heard this a few times but next time go RSL release, cutaway, reserve. You got lucky. Glad to hear you're ok.""" i am a low time jumper myself but from what i understand most students are jumping with a S.O.S reserve system i dont see how he could disconnect his rsl and pull the handle and not get the delayed deployment of his reserve. Would when he pulled the shiny handle with or without an rsl cutaway his main and pull his reserve? but hey what do i know im just some punk kid =) Dan- "get on the bus"