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Merry xmas and all the best for 2009 ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Cant help myself ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

At least you flew before QUANTARS lost 700 bags going to LAX etc etc. BTW just got your txt I expect lots of updates :-) you can send some snow back if you like :-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Thats a tuff one cant my SO is my boss lmao ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

What Squeak no mohawk ???? ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Ill take that job ! ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

That sux they could have waited till after xmas. Good luck finding another job. ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Well ya could have taken some of the sun from here :-P Yeah jet lagg sucks :-P See you in a year or so :-P ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, "GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED. THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE." THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS. AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, "YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!" "DEAD?" SAYS HIS FRIEND, "WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?" "WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER." HIS FRIEND SAYS, "COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH." "A WITCH ??. . . WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?" "WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK, AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW... TAKING MY TEETH WITH HER." ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Quote 1. Whats your name? Christine 2. How old are you? 43 3. Why did you decide to start jumping out of airplanes? Met a guy did a tandem yada yada 4. Are you single or taken? Taken 5. Do you have kids? I dont he does 6. What do you drive? Ford V8 7. Have you ever done a kisspass? huh ? 8. Where do you live? Northern QLD Australia 9. Do you have any pets? A staffy and a Husky 10. How many jumps do you have? 145 11. What color eyes do you have? Blue 12. What is your nationality? POM / AUSSIE 13. Have you ever dated someone you met off the internet? yes 14. Favorite Movie? Lady Hawk 15. What do you do when you arent skydiving? Sulk 16. Have you ever BASE jumped? No 17. If not... do you want to? No 18. Do you have siblings? yes 19. Where do you want to travel to the most? Alaska on the cards for next OCT 20. What's your favorite color? dont have 21. Where was the last place you flew to ( not skydiving )? Brissie ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Happy Birthday Mike have a great day :-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh its a secret lmao ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

This rig was 4sale on ebay last week, and ive just spotted this Hi Guys, This is not a sale. I need your help. I had listed this item for sale and someone called to say they want to come view it. I gave them the address and that night the rig was stolen from my place. Nothing else was taken. Please keep your eyes open for this at your dropzone and if you see the rig let me know at [email protected] Thanks and blue skies. ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

OK heres mine.... Im getting married next Oct/Nov and the event will take place in Canada or Alaska :-) fingers crossed ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

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We dont have Mustangs here, but if you look at the V8 mustang and our Ford V8 falcon BF 6 speed its the same, yellow with black stripes, she looks like the bee off transformers :-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Is she STUPID but they do say every village has an idiot ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Congrats VERY nice ring, its more special because he picked it himself. ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Sorry to hear that, at least you got to say goodbye :-( ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

He's been acting very very odd the last few days, I think he knows somethng He knows hes seen you both packing :-( check your bags before you leave. ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Garthie will miss ya ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Im bored and im at work ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

I have my moments ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

OK here ya go ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

So am I ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !