lilDevil

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  1. He went gobble gobble and took off ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !
  2. But Bill thats cause you know everything , dont you ?? ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !
  3. Nice one fingers crossed for you ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !
  4. lilDevil

    Dear staff

    Sure LilMouse your very politicaly correct at all times MY ARSE ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !
  5. lilDevil

    Dear staff

    Dear Staff It has been brought to the CEO’s attention that some individuals throughout the organisation have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their colleagues. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, realise the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with colleagues. Therefore, a list of 13 New and Innovative “TRY SAYING” phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner. 1. Try Saying: I think you could do with more training Instead Of: You don’t have a fucking clue, do you? 2. Try Saying: She’s an aggressive go-getter. Instead Of: She’s a fucking power-crazy bitch 3. Try Saying: Perhaps I can work late Instead Of: And when the fuck do you expect me to do this? 4. Try Saying: I’m certain that isn’t feasible Instead Of: Fuck off arsehole 5. Try Saying: Really? Instead Of: Well fuck me backwards with a telegraph pole 6. Try Saying: Perhaps you should check with… Instead Of: Tell someone who gives a fuck. 7. Try Saying: I wasn’t involved in the project. Instead Of: Not my fucking problem. 8. Try Saying: That’s interesting. Instead Of: What the fuck? 9. Try Saying: I’m not sure this can be implemented within the given timescale. Instead Of: No fucking chance mate. 10. Try Saying: It will be tight, but I’ll try to schedule it in Instead Of: Why the fuck didn’t you tell me that yesterday? 11. Try Saying: He’s not familiar with the issues Instead Of: He’s got his head up his fucking arse. 12. Try Saying: Excuse me, sir? Instead Of: Oi, fuck face. 13. Try Saying: Of course, I was only going to be at home anyway Instead Of: Yeah, who needs fucking holidays anyway. ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !
  6. I think that's a good amount of time, but surely you must have known you didn't have anything in common before you got married....? I say don't waste anymore of your life with someone you're not happy with. if you don't have kids, get a divorce and move on. It sounds like they had work in common, but that was it. Its a sad sittuation to be in, ive been there, and I waited for 13 years to move on and try to get a life started again. Sit down talk about it, if your both not happy move on and stay friends before you end up hating each other. Hope it all works out for the best. ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !
  7. I left my tonsils in Pretoria at age 21 , drink lots of coke after and as you wont be able to eat solids for a few weeks youll need a stash of diet shakes lol But you wont regret it after the holes heal up. BTW UK and Australia wont remove tonsils in adults anymore. ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !
  8. Thats great I bet you feel good :-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !
  9. Hey LilMouse when you off ???? ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !
  10. Congrats Karen soooo happy for you :-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !
  11. lilDevil

    Do I owe beer?

    wasnt me ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !
  12. Thats a great pic :-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !
  13. Im sure I heard it at ZHills ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !
  14. I want one ! ill pm my details ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !
  15. lilDevil

    To KBordson

    Good Luck for tomorrow ! ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !
  16. one can of coke few slices of fresh lemon some slices of fresh ginger few cloves ( optional ) put them all in a sauce pan bring to boil simmer for a min or two then drink it whilst its hot. ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !
  17. Happy Birthday Jim hope you have lots of cake and booze to wash it down with. Big hugg LilD ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !
  18. Happy belated Bday Brandy big hugg. LilD ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !
  19. lilDevil

    Scam Bait

    Keep it up Randy ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !
  20. lilDevil

    Scam Bait

    LMFAO nice one Randy ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !
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  22. Some people are just scum ! Ever thaught about a visit to the pound ? Adopt a dog for company and security. Big hugg from another chick you dont know. LilD ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !
  23. but ya do it so well ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !