DougH

They sell detachable ones if you really want one! "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P

Hi I am Doug, and I am an internet addict. Luckily I am more addicted to jumping. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P

No, but his name makes you wonder!!! "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P

Gelvanor... also used on the older triathlons, hurricanes, and I am sure a few others. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P

Was this on the Pilot or the Huricane? "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P

I am drunk... so hold the fawk on! "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P

HUH! "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P

Alt f4 to win. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P

I'm assuming you're talking about mine.... and yes, I think it's a little less... "scary" than the last I thought the last one was funny, it cracked me up... but this one shows how pretty you are better. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P

Hmmm I do some things most every flight, I don't know if you would call the superstitious though., more habits. Before boarding I jokingly bitch about skydiving: "you mean I have to do this again!!!". I put my helmet on and strap it down right before take of, then a give it a few good whacks on the head. I give the plane ceiling a few love tapes while it is taking off, something along the lines of, come on baby work at least one more time for me. Oh and we usually scream something after wheels off, which is nice because that first 1000 feet is the worst for me. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P

You have a sauna at the DZ? Damn, now I am jealous!! "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P

You can't be for real. I don't think 1/10 of these comments are serious. You just happened to make yourself an easy target for some ball busting. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P

So what your saying is that I should stay away from women who smell like half the medicine cabinet... So when do these classes start? "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P

Yeah I know what you mean. I work part time as a tax accountant, but I can't keep myself financialy in line half of the time. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P

Is that some kind of a gay remark??? "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P

Nice!!! I admire people that can do all that handy work themselves. I can weld, work on engines, fabricate stuff. But when it comes to working on house stuff I suck. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P

It is a horrible way to save money, lol. You could be earning 10% on that cash some where else!! I want to give them less, not more. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P

I wish I could change my withholding... I know how much my taxes are going to be for next year due to my college credits, but the minimum withholdings ends up with me giving the fawking IRS a 3k interest loan for the whole year. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P

Dead fish no, but isn't there the saying: If it smells like fish it is a tasty dish, if it smells like cologne leave it alone. I never could figure that one out. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P

You will drive people crazy from the sounds of the small dbag bouncing around inside the container when you move around. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P

Yeah, you value them for their assets. Sshhhh, I am trying to look sensitive, your blowing my cover. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P

Can we start over.... I think I am confuzed. So you want us to treat packers like crap... right? "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P

Well what if it is said to break the ice, I guess that classifies as a pickup line, but the guy actually means it. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P

Only true if you put it into context. Just because guys want to get with girls doesn't mean they don't care about them. I have some good friends that are girls that I think are incredibly sexy... but I still respect them, value them, etc. There are several levels, I might want to get into their pants on some lower level of thought that I just can't help, but that isn't the only level I operate on. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P

***snicker*** "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P