DougH

That is great... and DEAD on. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P

Only if you do solos, what about all us other retards hanging out in the sky with you. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P

That is bad ass!!!! I would so do that!!! "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P

Shank them in the Kidneys. Duh!!!! "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P

I don't know what they are going to require you to do, but if I was in your shoes I would want a minimum of another ground school and at least a couple AFF jumps. I know how much I lost as a students when I was gone for only two weeks!! Good luck with what ever path you head down.

Lets start one of these threads for all of the possible combinations: Is skydiving safer than midget wrestling. Is skydiving safer then swordfighting Is skydiving safer than the 25 buck hooker down town. Is skydiving safer than being an African missionary. Is skydiving safer than the missionary position. Is skyding safer than being a African midget wrestler who swordfights on sunday and moonlights as a missionary. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P

Chem yes, stats yes, english yes.... Accounting NO, Business Law NO.... But if you want to be right you can be right. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P

Good for them. I may be jelous that I never got anything cool like that from my parents as a kid; but that doesn't change the fact that those kids are bad ass flyers! "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P

Refrence materials have to be up to date, unless you are studying something that never changes, like calc!!!! "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P

That is why I asked, it made no freaking sense. Sorry I am a little slow on the uptake, I have be cramming for final exams all week and I am mentally fried. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P

QuoteSmokey and the Bandit...reply] My all time favorite.... Jerimiah Johnson (spelled wrong I know) is another oldie that I allways liked. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P

You have to pay for your training to get the job at dell? Certs? "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P

No problem. So are you new to the state? Where do you normally jump? "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P

A line or two, or 5 or 6. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P

There are several riggers at CPI in Ellington. My friend is a senior rigger in Putnam. I personally bring my rig to Jumptown in MA. The master rigger there is awesome!! http://prs.jumptown.com/ Check the site out! "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P

No, and yes. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P

Wow. You heard it folks, he said it, so it MUST be true. Dork. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P

I can wear a hawaiian print shirt, and be right over with some godiva and chunky monkey ice cream. Should I bring the coconut oil? Myself, I could use another 40 hours to study for this spanish exam that is at 10:30 tomorrow morning. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P

So is this a repost!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FmVESsvqQ&mode=related&search= That chit is messed up... "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P

[rant]I love the racket that the book publishers and college books stores pull. The beginning of the semester I go to purchase a needed book, and they are all out of used copys. So there goes 180 dollars. I go to sell the book back, and they aren't even purchasing it. In fact they knew in the beginning of the semester that it wasn't going to be bought back. I sure am glad that the book store decided to buy a bunch of new stock instead of old, with the knowledge that it was going to be a paper weight in three months. Now granted they can't supply ALL used books, but they only ordered about 20 of them for a class with about 200 kids. [/rant] "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P

I think his current name is rather fitting, especially considering the parallel between his posts, and the comments made the the south park character Butters. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P

That makes me wonder how the pilot would open with my current hornets slider. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P

Put down the crack pipe butters before you get a ninja star in the eye. You love family members, you are not IN love with family members, unless you are in the type of family that keeps the boot knocking in the family. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P

If 2500 (my limit for container opening) is a low pull sue me. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P

At least that is consistent with most of his posts. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P