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If he was hating and driving, at the same time, of course.

If he'd get a bright, plaid jacket, a 10carat pinky ring and a $10 cigar, I'd probaby be drawn onboard.

>Can you prove that global warming will harm you if it exists? How could having an orange orchard in Ontario be a bad thing? After all, the latest housing boom has destroyed thousands of acres of Florida citrus land.

There seems to be a bit of a dichotomy, here... The evil human is the cause of global warming... errr.... climate change.... It's so hard to keep up, these days.. We must, therefore, tax the hell out of the human being, or at least those with money in their pockets, to maintain a perfect temperature. Now, we have a second crisis...Yes, they seem to be the fad of the time....The Swine Flu... It could kill millions of those evil humans beings... What are we going to do????... Let's reach into the pockets of those who have money, once again, so that we can solve this crisis. Are we starting to see a pattern here?.... If we simply let the Swine Flu, or the Bird Flu, or the People Flu, or the Swirple Flu, run it's course, it would eliminate millions of those evil humans, and thus, we would no longer have to reach into the pockets of those people with money, to solve the problem of the sun deciding to take a break, or be pissed off, for a few years.

I wonder how many union workers, if they decided to start their own business, would immediatley seek union workers, to get it off the ground....Therein, lies your answer to unions.

What if they packed you in a box, and shipped you Fedex?

I'm 56, and when is was growing up, the only children who were even chubby, were the only child of a family, and were usually pampered, with whatever they wanted. The majority of this problem is due to a society that wants everything done, here and now....If you say you're on a diet, and you are still eating stuff out of a box or can, with words on the side of it, that only a food scientist can pronounce, there's your biggest problem.

Sounds like he'll be losing lots of weight, shortly.

Yeah, and if you were actually doing a day's work;i.e. work; you wouldn't be fat.

Since you asked, if I saw you on the street, with that paunch, I'd say you would qualify as overweight. I am greatly bothered by EMS workers or firefighters who look like they are five minutes worth of strenuous work, away from a major heart attack.

Does parading your ass across a stage, 3/4 naked, in front of thousands or millions, count as family values, or should she have been wearing her nunnery costume, during that portion of the pageant?

Nah. We are just using a little, childish, reverse psycology, to pull the puppet's strings

Well, there, professional scientist, how is that religion of environmentalism working for you? Talk about trying to trap every single human being on earth, under a system of bondage. Not only do they attempt to use that old religious concept of guilt, whether real or imagined, to their advantage, they are now trying to make all of us do our penance, in the form of indulgences, call taxes. Of course, the pope, being just a little closer to Mother Nature, doesn't have to concern himself with such menial thoughts or actions.

What does sexual orientation and falling out of the sky have in common. Absolutely nothing. I have never gone to the dropzone thinking that I'm a heterosexual skydiver. I've jumped with men who I would consider a little light in the loafers, but if your sexuality is on your mind, turning points at 120 mph, maybe you should be on the ground, anyway.

Well, are you hoping that global warming shall see it's predicted end, and destroy 1/2 of the world's population, or is it all about you?

If the civilians don't want to be killed in a military strike, they should put a bullet in the head of the first group of hooded idiots that set up a launching pad next to their house.

And if we call in the next ten minutes, we can get a second set for only $19.95, along with an autographed poster of Al Gore.

Would that be the America where they allow all commerce shut down for a week, because they are too stupid to put down a little salt, that might wash into the Pacific Ocean?

So an object weighing about 24 oz., being thrown at about 60mph, directly at someone's head, is a mild form of protest? Something tells me if one of your students decided to do the same, toward you, your reaction wouldn't be the same.

I saw an article on the late night news, last night, about a baby which was born with a tumor on his brain, which happened to be a fully developed foot, bones and all. Some sort of stem cell gone awry. I immediately called my brother, and told him about it, saying the the baby had been born a foot ahead. He said, "You are one sick bastard."

The most important thing to take from any of these extreme sports it to learn not to panic when things are coming at you fast and the situation is getting tight. I only started riding a motorcycle a little over a year ago. Taking a decreasing radius at a 30 degree lean and knowing that the only thing that is going to get you out of it, is to stay on the throttle, is an eye opening experience.

If you enter a small town and see a speed limit sign in warning yellow, it means that when you reach the actual speed limit sign, you need to be going that speed. After all, someone has to pay the cops' salaries.

One state's corrupt politician is another state's good business man.

Only that I would hate to run the gauntlet through all of those colored stick pins in the map, indicating gun crimes.

Let's hope that the Southside of Chicago isn't Obama's example of how to handle an out of control situation.