matt1215

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  1. Seriously tho Matt, what's the pronounciation and significance of the screen-names you've chosen?
  2. Shy-zell? Shy-zeel? Shaw-izz-eee-ell? Naw, I like Shazizzle!!!
  3. Still wondering why I paid 10k for mine
  4. knee-oh-low-soy-ah-lay? nyo-low-soy-ale?
  5. I spend most of my day fixing ppl's computer problems. Sometimes I get a good laugh over what I go fix. Usually it's a loose cable, xp being moody, or someone locked out of their account. Guy called me once to fix his printer, he'd unplugged it to make coffee . I turned another guy's monitor on . Both of these guy's are nuclear-scientists, Dr types (seriously).
  6. Simply skydiving puts a smile on my face. Even the time I PLF'd onto the runway rather than turn low, I walked away with an ear to ear grin, torn jeans and owing .
  7. Hey, some activity on my thread!! I used to hit something all the time with my x-gf. I could never get an absolute answer whether it hurt or felt good (not sure if she was sure). I was never one to argue with being in up to my huevos .
  8. Ladies, how's it feel when we bottom-out?
  9. Yup!! I love zits. Problem is i like popping other people's zits too. One of my requirements for a boyfriend is he has to allow me to pop his zits. I'm a sicko and i love it!! Nasty shit!!!
  10. Nuts in mouth and mushroom-stamp the forehead.
  11. Right, Thursday night here in the US. Going on 11p in Florida and 8p on the west coast.
  12. sorry sometimes I get over excited and hit the wrong hole!!! Hmmm, aural sex!!
  13. A couple years ago, my cousin and his girl did tandems in Hawaii. When I watched their videos, I knew it was something I had to try. ...Fast forward to this past January... I moved to Florida back in November, from Korea. A couple of my new Florida friends got into jumping not much before I. When I found out they skydive, I told them I wanted to go with them their next outing. On a fine Saturday (1/7/06) I made my first tandem, and was back the next week for AFF. On that same load, my buddy Jaye did his AFF-4 and my buddy Mike jumped with a coach, learning to sitfly about 30 jumps post-AFF. My folks weren't surprised that I did my tandem, but it makes them nervous as hell that I've taken a liking to the sport. I did get them out to the DZ when they came to visit and they watched me jump, deploy, and have a tip-toe landing. I think they're more concerned about how skydiving keeps making my credit cards hotter and hotter .
  14. Only in freefall. What do you suppose was the original inspiration for booties? Now you know. Also good for keeping the knob warm during naked jumps .
  15. Still have mine, and I love it
  16. matt1215

    Condoms

    None is way to go
  17. You must have a small place. Sleep in the kitchen, do ya?? My place is pretty small (1 bedroom apartment), but I don't sleep in the kitchen. I set the coffee up at night and set the timer for 6am.
  18. I've used my underwear and gone commando the rest of the day .
  19. Hell yeah!! I'd wilt and die from lack of sex, might as well choose the more pleasurable road to death.
  20. I was reading the PIA-DSR on the PD website. I noticed several references to disconnecting RSL before chopping with 2 canopies out. I'm puzzled as to what one would gain by doing this, other than burning altitude. Clicky: http://performancedesigns.com/docs/dualsq.pdf
  21. I love my coffee-maker. Nothing like a hot cup of joe first thing in the morning to pry my ass out of bed.