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Oh Karen... is this how desperate you have become to get a little time off from your grueling work schedule? Don't stay away too long. Those babies Mamas need you!!! I hope you'll be completely healed and better than ever just in time for the Spring thaw and jump season. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

There was more than one guy?!!! Where was I when all this "hitting on" was going on? So when's the next dance? You owe me one. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

QuoteYea, I moan. So what. Quoteand snort... mustn't forget the snort! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

She's got that funny little smile and is wearing too many clothes. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Yet another one off of the market. Here's wishing you "happily ever after."

I was thinking of you when I was kissing that other boy at midnight. Happy New Year! My resolution is to meet you before this year is out.

There fixed it for ya... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Then why did you send him a Red Ryder BB gun?? QuoteDifferent location.. different time... That wasn't a drunk, and he thought I was hitting on him. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

BlueSkiesKel and her husband invited me to go to a swing dance. They are award-winning dancers, and I thought it would be a lot of fun to watch them. It was, but apparently wallflowers are not allowed. I lost count of the number of dances that I did with a bunch of guys who really knew the steps. Who would have thought that there was more to dancing than drinking a beer and swaying in an upright position while trying desperately not to fall down! It reminded me of a student that has just been cleared for self supervision jumping with someone with 1,000 jumps. I even did a three-way with Kelly and another guy! As we were leaving Kelly’s husband said that a guy was “so hitting on you.” Huh? His proof was that he was dancing in front of me all evening making sure that I was watching him. This guy wore a neon yellow shirt that was hard to miss. He danced with every woman there. Granted, he danced in front of me, but I figured that is just where he liked to dance. It never dawned on me that it was for my benefit. After the dance he mingled all over the room talking to different groups. At one point he gave me detailed directions to the location of the next dance. I would have thought that if he were interested in me, he would have asked me for my phone number. A male in bright plumage dancing in front of a chick may be an effective mating ritual for a bird, but it left me clueless. The drunk at a boogie who offered to take me to his trailer and lick me all over left no doubt in my mind that he was hitting on me. (The answer was “no,” but he got a kiss for the great visual!) Guys… What have you done to “hit on” a woman? What kind of response were you expecting? Gals... Have any good stories of when a guy was “hitting on” you? Where did it lead? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Why, you of course! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

the landscape is beautiful, and the view out of every window looks like a postcard. the snow is so light to the touch, i was expecting it to be like ice, but it so light and fluffy. it's gorgeous Quote Yeah, whatever... I'm glad you are enjoying yourself.

All I asked for was some mistletoe, and he didn't even bring me that! If this keeps up, I'm gonna stop believing in him! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Is it a positive or a negative memory? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I was looking forward to my church's Christmas eve service this year. We meet in a school because our building is not finished yet. We were going to go to the unfinished building and have the service there. I wouldn't have to dress up, and I could pretend like I was in an airplane hangar!

I just love a man who can cook!

As good as you can bake and you're buying pork rinds? The end of the world must be close. Oh, I hardly ever eat what I bake! Too many calories. But I love to bake for others.

Pretend mac 'n cheese! That's scandalous! Come on over, and I'll make you the real thing. My kids ask for my mac 'n cheese for their special birthday dinner every year. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

He's not going to give you my hug? The cad! Here... have a cyber hug until I give you one in person...

This hummus is stuff I bought. Any good recipes for making homemade hummus?

You don't fool around do ya?! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

You know you want to see that every time, now don't you? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Ritz crackers and a can of sharp cheddar cheese. mmmmmmm

Mulberries? I don't believe I've ever had any of those. Isn't that one of the gifts that the Three Kings brought to the Christ child? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

You know, I have beer in the refrigerator, but it never occurred to me to drink it with the Pork Rinds. Do I have to give up my Skydiver Card now? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Yeah, that's what I say about the Pork Rinds too. They're only 80 calories per serving and relatively low in sodium. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.