JENNR8R

On the ass, anyplace else is just a waste. Okay, that means that I should sneak up on the mailman after his back is turned to me, right? Should I be saying anything to him before he gets pinched?... or should it be a surprise? I never knew that there were rules to this sort of thing. Careful pinching the male man.... he might try to pinch back .... You say that like it's a bad thing! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

On the ass, anyplace else is just a waste. Okay, that means that I should sneak up on the mailman after his back is turned to me, right? Should I be saying anything to him before he gets pinched?... or should it be a surprise? I never knew that there were rules to this sort of thing. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Ummm, no. I get to pinch you. I love making up rules as I go along. Well... since you are the rule maker. Where is the proper place to pinch? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

You wrote first... I think you should edit that last number What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I've never needed a passport. When I started skydiving at the age of 52, I could count on one hand how many commercial flights that I had gone on with fingers left over. Now I enjoy visiting dropzones all over the U.S. but have no desire to leave the country. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

The official list came out today with a brand new assignment, the same type of boat in Kodiak, AK, arguably the best place to be assigned anywhere in the Coast Guard. Quote So stop arguing with yourself and pick Kodiak. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

And a smooch from JENNR8R for desert? I knew there had to be something naughty in there somewhere. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

1/2 cup of cup water Umm... What is "cup water'? Is that a euphemism for something naughty? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Don't despair ladies... He says that to all of the girls who send him chocolate and smooches... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Wow! Thanks!

Someone at my bookclub this week said that I look like the actress who plays the president on the television show '24'... Cherry Jones...

The frozen spots are most likely close to outside walls. Is the kitchen sink close to an outside wall? The upstairs and the bathroom feeds probably run up an interior wall. I just discovered that my kitchen sink pipes are frozen. The bathrooms are working so far. My pipes run through the attic which was filled with blown-in insulation last summer. Any idea how I can get them unfrozen? Should I turn the faucet on slightly in the bathrooms? With hot water? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

QuoteWell we have had a white Christmas, and seen snow in two countries and several states. We have had minus 10 Celcius in Chicago, and cold windy days in New York and Washington D.C. Quote Come back to this area in the April/May timeframe. You can't beat the beauty of the Springtime around here. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Oh... all y'all are more than welcome. The pleasure was all mine. How many people can say that they have actually had someone from Idaho and Australia in their homes? I would have never learned that the Koala is so slow and sleepy because the eucalyptus, that is his only diet, ferments in his system and makes him drunk! Makes me wonder why someone hasn't bottled the stuff before now.

How did you know? Is it listed on some travel guide or something? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Of the plethora of awe-inspiring tourist attractions in the Washington, DC area, the absolute must-see things on Squeak's list is the motorcycle show and Krispy Cream donuts... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

He waited until Saturday night to swing with Mrs. Squeak, Blueskieskell, and me... He took video AND stills! ...but a gentleman wouldn't post that on the internet... Dear God in heaven, I pray that Squeak is a gentleman What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Apparently you're smarter than I am! I slit my envelope open and left the contents inside. I just peeked in. You should have seen me opening a card from her that didn't have anything in it besides the card. It took me ten minutes to carefully search for something that wasn't there! Thanks Lisa!

QuotePlease allow me to be the first person to be 359 days Early to wish you congratulations , on the thirty EIGHTH anniv. of your 20th b' day.

Oh, I stopped having birthdays a long time ago. I'm on the 37th anniversary of my 20th birthday. That's quite a feat since my youngest son is 29. I told him that he's not allowed to have any more birthdays either. Thanks everyone for the happy birthday wishes. I really appreciate it!

Why am I getting the feeling you are craving a UPS man? QuoteNope, my UPS man wouldn't spit on me if I were on fire. He likes to play hide and seek with my packages. He hides them, and I have to seek them all over the building. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

***Will you just take some sexy pics with the hockey gear already? Geesh. Ok. I'll PM them to you. Don't forget to post the pictures on your door with a note to the UPS man to come and find you! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

He should have waited until I opened the door then and not just set it down. That's part of the game. Haven't you heard of hide and seek? You did go to seek him, didn't you? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I think the UPS man wanted to see you... and he wants to play! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

What would you do? QuoteCall the store and ask what their policy is. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.