MrFreefall383

I guess it qualifies as walking in on someone else, but not really. During college, my roommate walked in with his girlfriend, I was just getting to sleep, and they started... fondling each other. I say that with pause because they were both religious freaks, so that's all that happened for over an hour until they finally decided to have some respect and use her room. Fucking crazies. "If at first you don't succeed... well, so much for skydiving." - aviation cliche

Saturday I'm packing my shit, probably going out with some people as a last celebration before starting my 6 day, 3,000 mile drive to Oregon. It's the adventure, and it's a good start to my new assignment for the next 3 years with the Coast Guard. "If at first you don't succeed... well, so much for skydiving." - aviation cliche

I'm surprised it's only gotten to page 2, people must not have libraries of nasty jokes. I guess I'll throw a few more in. Disclaimer: These are all jokes, I'm not really this evil. What do you call 1,000 lawyers dead at the bottom of the ocean? A good start. What's black and brown an looks great on a lawyer? A doberman. How many women does it take to change a kitchen lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark. Why don't women need umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain between the kitchen and the bedroom. What screams and runs around in circles? A baby with its foot nailed to the floor. "If at first you don't succeed... well, so much for skydiving." - aviation cliche

Drank 2x Sam Adams tonight, and finished it off with one of the best cheeseburgers I've ever had in my life. Although maybe it's just because the shit they serve in the galley could gag a mule. Anyway, the drinks were good. "If at first you don't succeed... well, so much for skydiving." - aviation cliche

Fetish night, huh? Interesting story. I guess this is how you think of men in uniform.... LOL That's OK, as long as your particular variety of enthusiasm spreads to my area, everything should be alright. "If at first you don't succeed... well, so much for skydiving." - aviation cliche

Anyway, moving on. Lucky, still proceed with the fuckery. "If at first you don't succeed... well, so much for skydiving." - aviation cliche

Roger that Sergeant. Forget I said anything. "If at first you don't succeed... well, so much for skydiving." - aviation cliche

And I was gonna say you. Seriously... you think this will hurt feelings?? I don't want that to happen... I'll edit my post.. You were gonna say me? How sweet. I kind of wanted to see if you'd actually take that seriously though. Apparently you did to some degree. That's cool, but I think most guys can take a kick to the ego every so often. Proceed with the fuckery. "If at first you don't succeed... well, so much for skydiving." - aviation cliche

What would you see between the tits of an 80 year old woman that you wouldn't see between the tits of a 25 year old woman? Her belly button. "If at first you don't succeed... well, so much for skydiving." - aviation cliche

That's cruel and unusual. Not only are you putting the chicks in a pickle by asking them to choose, but you're putting ego and pride at stake for the guys. Pardon my French, but this is about to become a gagglefuck. "If at first you don't succeed... well, so much for skydiving." - aviation cliche

Boot. In a week that'll be Petty Officer Boot to you. I should ask what you're doing checking out pics of other guys in uniform. I mean I know about the "Don't ask, don't tell" policy and all, but is there something you'd like to share with the crowd? "If at first you don't succeed... well, so much for skydiving." - aviation cliche

Yeah, I have infinite respect for Coastie pilots, some of the best out there, even though they're all officers. Oh well, can't be perfect like us enlisted folks. "If at first you don't succeed... well, so much for skydiving." - aviation cliche

For the benefit of the crowd, one more good one from last week. http://www.flickr.com/photos/dmb383/3425353042/ "If at first you don't succeed... well, so much for skydiving." - aviation cliche

Hakuna matata, Happy Birthday! "If at first you don't succeed... well, so much for skydiving." - aviation cliche

Damn, I like my penis. Yeesh. "If at first you don't succeed... well, so much for skydiving." - aviation cliche