scaryshari

YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT!! you have a sick sense of humor PJC is

I know you are a nice guy and look forward to meeting you one day...soon! It is your right to believe what you believe and feel how you feel. Maybe you are misunderstanding what some of us get out of it, as it certainly isn't about "belonging or fitting in"...for me it's "good luck, kick ass, and save your a$$" without a long conversation. I can't hear crap on the plane, but understand hand jestures...so it eases tension, allows 5 - 10 seconds of sharing a smile with your friends. so, john, when we get to jump together - we're handjivin' just because I like it, and you don't like to hurt peoples' feeling that do it. BTW - the hospital story was touching. Thanks for sharing

It depends. 1. Handslide knuckle bump 2. Blow a kiss 3. Poke a boobie 4. Flick a fake booger ...there are a few others...but, there are stories. I've witnessed some nasty, nasty, nasty ones too... is

So....I missed it last night. Heard the the Buckmeister is gone. Who was in the bottom 3? What did I miss??? How was our girl Paula? Inquiring minds...ya know. is

ummmm Pee Wee's Big Erection I miss pee wee. is

I'll play: How the Erection Stole Christmas (Grinch) is

Heee heeee heee I just knew you'd chew that one up and spit it out Tigra!!! But it *was* cute. is

Okay...alot of it was completely forgettable to say the least and I kept finding myself doing chores to stop the agony. Ace: was he on the show last night? did he sing? Bryan seemed peaved, but frankly .... Paul Rogers isn't doing them any favors, so...why not play "we will rock you" to a militant beat? I thought it was kinda cool. Kelly: Aside from the folks that "Britney'd" her appearance, she got away with singing that song. It was cute. My Boy Chris: Yummy. I didn't like the eyeliner though. He's the real deal. The hypocrites that tell him to go back to himself, then change it up need to check on their xanax dosage. Katherine...good performance...I'm glad she didn't do the cutesy/bouncy thing...it's just not her....I would have puked. Taylor - dayam that guy is an entertainer...fun performance. If I forgot anybody...it's just cuz they don't matter. I must have coincidently taken a pee-pee break during their performance. ----"out" is

BUT, DON'T LEAVE US!! We promise to take you back, even if you come back with a funny accent. is

It was great to meet cha!!! The 10 y/o was great! I'm exhausted. As you know our 4 way team was all by its lonely for a solid hour yesterday... I was pooped. The bloody mary on the airplane ride home was my only salvation. Your guys were fabulous! is

I missed it, but heard about it. I'm really shocked. Tell me....did Paula lose her mind??? Did she cry? is

i didn't need to know this... you are one messed up fella. is

from childhood to "adulthood" Wrist - sliding down a hill on cardboard Nose - dirt bikes Stitches in Lip - kissing a viscious dog. Thumb - Somersauts Big Toe - BOWLING Stitches in Brow - Missed a rise ball (catching without a mask) Broken ankle/leg - POGO STICK - about 5-6 years ago. Broken rib - SHOWER is

Should the team expect Dawn to show up late, giggling and waving a note with claims of wonderful coffee? How will this affect the team’s learning curve? Shuttering in freefall can’t be cool. is

ummm...nate...naughty naughty nate. I'm tellin on ya!! Dawn is allll mine this weekend. Ms. Xena, you are welcome to further inspire our team vibe. I look forward to seeing this video!!! is

I gotta tell ya...some very familiar thoughts were running through my head...those thoughts I had as a student (insert expletive here) Shari, what the are you doing up here...I want down - can I fake a heart attack and get out of this? Shari, when are you gonna learn to keep your big mouth closed...oh gawd, the door, the door, holy crap NOT THE DOOR !!OOOH SH*T!!! weeeeee!!!! I laughed all the way through freefall. Gotta admit, that I had some pret-ty good altitude awareness I'd do it again is

what? on my harness or during the wedging incident? I was standing in the loading area looking for my CA pillow and my ring...it was quite upsetting. I didn't get a pin check at 9 grand either. I just had a pair of goggles and a little vomit...that's it. I checked the instructor handles..just in case...He showed me where the drogue release was, main, and reserve... I just felt so........empppppteeeee. I even had a true moment of door fear!! is

I was sooo excited about helping one of our guys get his rating and "jumped" at the chance to do a tandem. Well....long story cut short.... I got on the plane and was secretly freaking terrified. I wanted my own rig..my own handles..my own stuff and "THERE I WAS" at the mercy of someone else. It was a strange feeling.... He was awesome/professional and the skydive was flawless. The only thing that I could have gone without yesterday was a wedgie from a particular person who's name I'll leave out but her initials are KiMMEEE.. Paybacks are hell. is

i'm offended... Jesus in tighty whities is just WRONG is

prayers sent... is

Yup I saw it/heard it!! Such a cradle robber.. I bet she could teach him a thing or two. is

Um...i didn't say I thought Paula was sober...I said, I thought she was on uppers....she was still pretty whacky. There's something very strange going on with her. Re: Ace's scar thumping....I'm glad I didn't have anything in my hands, as I would have hurled it at the TV...that was lame, lame, lame. He really seems to just be naive as hell...when he matures, perhaps he'll find a better way to display his talent. So...you agree? tonight, bottom three: Bucky, Lisa, Paris. is

If all the performances were like tonight's, i'd never watch the show again. It stunk. Chris was awesome..a little off, but still damned strong. Mandisa screamed. Taylor and Elliot were my two other favorites. Lisa needs to hang it up. She's the weakest link. Bye bye bucky or Lisa. Kelli will hang in there because of who she is...she's just a doll. Paris did very well, and so did Katherine. I just am not crazy about either one. Oh....Ace just reminds me of a brady bunch boy (greg) singing...umm....nope..not for me. Simon was right about nearly everything...nearly...he was off on his comment about my boy Chris. Our girl Paul was on uppers tonight and seemed to be able to string a couple of words together and form somewhat of a sentence. I was impressed is

what's skyfest and where is it? Can't wait!! is

You are soooo baaaaad. is