scaryshari

There will always be other days to jump...so be smart, jump healthy!

STUPID FOOT. is

Where can I buy one? I have an idea regarding Miracle Grow and my neighbors yappy stupid dog. is

Now you are hurting my feelings. What if he's not a whuffo....what if he's a dz.commer... Everyone posts pictures of their SOs....why can't I without people sending out all this negative energy. I guess he'll just convert to BASE or freeflying now. You bastards just ruined my life. is

Kimmy, kimmy, kimmy You are evil - just pure evil. is

Can I sue Linds for dry cleaning? I just spat all over the place. is

I KNOW WHO IT IS!!! What do i win? PM'd is

Lemme see. Single, on the road at night - alone, car breaks down. Some freak tries to hurt you..... Screaming won't save you. I like to keep my options open. is

My initial vote was "yes." Then I read some of your thoughts....then the subject of little babies, etc.. My vote...still "yes" Let the government do the deed instead of the family of the victim. Strap those bastards in and gas 'em. is

I’m not going to say I’m speechless, because I’m not speechless. I can’t believe that mother Chicken Mother- Little didn’t go home. What the ??? When it was between Ace the Face and Chicken Mother Little – I thought, “okay, the voting process is still on track.” WRONG! Mother , Mother I can now condone Paula’s drug abuse. I’d show up wasted too. I had a whole pint of ice cream after that fiasco… Total bull Mother needs to take his arse mother Disneyland. I feel better now. ! is

depends. Can we cook 'em first, or do we eat 'em like sushi? is

I'm thinking tonight should be a very humbling experience for chicken little. If he makes it through another week....I'll lose what's left of my mind. is

1. Who did Simon slam the hardest last night? 2. How did Kelli do? 3. Was paula sober last night? is

NO Chris is the rocker!!! What did he sing????? I laughed so hard I cried last night!! I didn't think to take Kleenex with me..sheesh!! is

I have no comments for AI today.... I missed it. How'd my boy Chris do? (Saw Larry the Cable Guy!) Now, that's a funny man right thar! is

well.....i must say that i'm hurt. i sent the pic to my mom and she didn't approve either. Do you think the colors are just wrong? Or do you think she doesn't like the "bubba" hat? I'm confused. I think i'm in love with him. Those thighs are just sooo...welcoming. is

DONT DO IT!!! I can't believe you'd take advice like that from someone with 15 shower jumps. I have at least 1,200 shower jumps and still managed to bounce and break things. It's not pretty. You've been warned. is

Jeff, you posted me first. Just because I post with others, means "no more post for me." You are not the only post in town. So take your post and post in other posting forums and post posts about your freaking post. So "Post off" you slimy bastard. is

Texas Skydiving League Meet 1 is at Spaceland this weekend!!! Come & do you student jumps and see the competition. Be careful hanging on to the shower bar for floating exits. In fact stay completely away from the shower - showers are dangerous and can break you. I had a low pull in the shower about two months ago and almost died. is

Many think I'm a bit intuitive: I sense that you are a bit frustrated with Mr. Hayes. is

Okay, I'll play: Hauling butt down the highway and quickly opening your window, just to simulate the sound of the door opening in the otter... aaaaahhh... is

No more chocolate salty balls... bummer indeed. is

okay...you just made me puke. is

Yeah, but you could be just a bit "hotter" if you wear a thong and have it ridin' high and shake yo thang like Beyonce' is

Come to momma!!! is