scaryshari

peeench a loaf. drop some friends off at the pond make tootsie rolls how 'bout them turtleheads? OR...one of my favorites "I need to go take a Kirsten." is

I'm next!! NAWT!! you guys ahave lost your minds. I feel like such a whuffo... LOL!! is

get air freshner that smells like Sugar Cookies. Pre-poop exhaust blends well with it, and folks tell you that your poop smells like cookies. is

Did jack get Off in his mouth?? is

The way things are going...I think your boy Ellleeeeuuut is going home. Purdy girl stays. is

In appropriate poop times suck. Imagine trying to visualize your skydive with poopage in the way ....it makes for a long ride to altitude. sux, sux, sux...Otters need restrooms. Other scenarios with skydive poo: Practing EPs and afraid you'll agitate the poo. Being afraid to ask for a pin check due to high risk poo fumage Praying for a soft opening so you don't lose the poo "I didn't brain fart the skydive, I just had poop on the brain" GFD...thanks..I needed this thread. is

I don't get it. is

I swore to myself "no more IDOL" No Chris No Idol I still managed to sneak a peak. No...I watched it . Dammit I watched it. Kat was on her game/ET was okay/Taylor was good. Kat's rainbow performance was nice. I hate American Idol and am never watching it again...ever... till next week. is

EYE aim to please

I'm still laughing. Walt, sorry...but, HA HA HA HA HA!! "you caught my eye." is

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. Oh my, I am so sorry, "the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed!! Everything had been SO incredible!!!! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? " "No," she replies. . . . . (Drumroll, please) "You just happened to catch my eye." is

What caused it to do that??? eeeew that was rough. is

Since this isn't a general skydiving thread, um...hardest opening: I've smacked myself in the nose with one of those stupid igloo cooler lids. Lots of suction keeping that thing on. is

Wuffo you jump of them there objects Joshi? Hijack> Hey Dave! HOw the the hell are ya? is

I wasn't going to post here because I'm afraid this font makes my ass look fat. is

um...yup. A little "less" altitude there buddy, huh? - (got your text message) If cash is hurtin' ya, I'm sure a few of us could split the cost of your slot just to play with you. I need to learn to play on my head - on purpose. Besides, Junior Cuffs is getting an SCR at Skyfest - you have GOT to be there for that... AND HI JENN!! is

You'll have to do it awaay from the DZ. Nobody farts at Spaceland. Practice up...i really need a date!! is

Excellent display of sphincter control!! Hands free version is an option, as long as a gas mask is provided. is

Anyone who can approach me and do this would get a first date http://www.break.com/index/flinfart.html is

Karen: The mockery is sad, but unfortunately entertainment value is what it is. I find guilty pleasure in watching tone deaf hootchies try to sing, who really think they are the shizzle dizzle. The horrible thing that happens is the way Simon ridicules the overweight/mentally challenged contestants. They will never live it down when the return home. I've wondered how many have shamed themselves to suicide. Anyway...I'll still watch...I'll still laugh. But, I'm done with AI for this season. I'm slightly freakin pissed... is

If/when I'm at home and am avoiding chores. Yes, I'll watch 'em. They are fun. People amuse me. It's amazing what folks will do for the mighty buck isn't it? For laughs I've watched the following: 1. The Simple Life - sure it's all crap, but its funny 2. American Idol - I USED TO WATCH THAT SHOW BUT ... 3. Flavor of Love - HA HA HA HA! What the ? Those girls are sooo trashy/stupid 4. Girls Next Door -That is one lucky old man. 5. Anna Anna Annna Nichole!!! I want a bobble head doll. What happened to that show. I miss fat ol' anna I don't watch anything meaningful....unless I have time for an episode of House OR Prison Break. is

Muenk, thanks for the vibes. I'm traumatized. I did hear about the offer from Fuel. Good fit. It'll be good to hear him on the airwaves. I WOULD BUY HIS MUSIC. I'd never buy music by kat or ellllleeeeeeeeutttt. crap...I'm about to go on a rant. I'll behave. is

Okay guys, just tell the truth. Houstonians don't drink....ever. is

sniff? what does ADD/ADHD smell like? mmmmmm pizza. is

thank you... I'm boycotting the show. Tuesday nights are now open on my calendar. Do you think the ratings will go down without Chris? I do. In fact, they should just cancel the whole show..... stupid voters. is